Just had to repost this coz its funny

You know what this is? This is My New Handbrake.
You know what that means? It means Im gonna kill some ****** streets tonight.
These are my boys, theyre all coming out tonight.
They all got the same handbrake, theyre all gonna kill the ****** streets tonight.
If bitches dont like my new handbrake? ****** skanks.

Im gonna wheelie on every ****** street that we go on.
Im gonna wheelie until my ****** motor blows.
If anybody looks at me wrong when I wheelie, Im startin a fight.
My tank's dented. Thats cuz Im the ****** man and everyone should know it.

"License, registration and insurance card please?"
Not now chief, Im in the ****** zone

Yeah I grunt when I kill circles at the spot.
Thats cuz everyone should see how leaned in and fast I am

 

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if i could find a girl who'd be down to do **** with mike so i wouldn't have to i would let him. i'm finally confident with myself to let mike be with another girl....if i'm involved to. i feel like it makes me that much of a cooler gf and i feel like it makes cheating less of an option.

 

My chick knows nothing of my internet pimpness. In real life I'm just a nerd. I do have a bunch of pics of a few SL ladies. Even someone who posts on the OMR threads.

 

stock answer my question mayn.

 

Haha most nerds are pimps on the computer anyway

 

lets kill something tonight. i want to ride more than i want to get a new phone

 

thats funny

 

any that I dont already have?

 

see that's where i'd be upset. if mike went behind my back macking on bitches i'd be pissed off...playing around or not. if he was upfront about the stuff he was doing i'd be cool with it or i wouldn't and he'd know if he would know if he should do it or not.

 

so true

 

going out for a smoke brb

 

i wanna be pimp in real life but a nerd on teh computer

 

im all kinds of jealous right now
there is such thing as a woman with some sense :YEAH

i never get butt sex (well almost never) and when i do she starts crying and it just totally kills the moment.

your like true lies, you ninja pimp you.

 

hey i sent her wallet overnight, it was 12.60. it'll be there before noon tomorrow, no signature required

 

No .

 

well....i think i've helped you out with that on so many different levels.


you've gotten a lot of ***** since you've been with me....and your internet macking has went downhill since you've hooked up with me....all in all i'm pretty much awesome :YEAH

 

gotta drive my truk 350 miles, brb.

 

I'm not macking on anybody. The only naked chick pics I have were sent to me by other guys on here or were posted on threads. The only pics I got from Ally were clothed ones so I could see how big her new **** were.

 

i used to be able to handle ****....it hurts too much to do it anymore. so if i could find a **** for mikey to bang in the butt i'm going to let him do it.