im chris nice to meet you

 

ya i have a new girl she is awesome but seems to think im an aklocholic

 

Hola!!!!

 

sups *** how you been

 

ehh I think the words "**** my life" apply to an extent lol. work=garbage

You?

 

What's up turd burglar?

 

woah...

 

woah yourself cathi!!!

 

haha what's up?

 

time for work work work

 

as usual

 

dont act like you know me.

You know whats horrible, I am such a ******* lightweight its rediculous. I just took a double shot and 2 beers on an empty stomach and im buzzin like a mother ****** bumble bee.....I need fix this problem asap before I start growing ***** and my dick turns into a vagina.

 

i for sure dont know you... and i wouldn't "act" like I do... i'm for real

i am a wuss when it comes to drinking.. 2 margies or 3 pineapple upside downs are good enough for me ... I know my limits

 

hi cathi lol.

 

hi seth how have you been?

 

aww look at how cute you two are. so when am I going to meet this cathi seth...

 

wrong girl *******

 

I've been just Chipper

and yourself?

 

yooooooooo

 

uh.. never

still recovering *sigh*