Should have spent T-day in Detroit then.

 

Hell ****** ya, I was so scared.

 

i love stuffing turkeys

 

haha...

I was just glad it turned out okay since I didnt spend it with any family

yeah I bet you do

 

how bout some details pat?

 

at one of my old jobs we used to go to bennigans for lunch every friday and get sloshed while eating. We'd get the same waiter every time, a flamboyantly gay guy named david. Despite being the biggest fairy ive ever met, he was the most on point waiter ever. Well one day afte rthanksgiving, he made the "who got their turkey stuffed?" joke. The way he said it, i almost lost my lunch. Now i think its funny

 

YES +1

ive been finding alot of other people lately who avoid their familys at thanksgiving

 

I thought you didn't drink?
It's a mixed bag for me. On one had I would rather be alone or maybe deep fry a bird with a few friends and drink a lot. On the other my mom hooks it up if I go shoppign with her. My sister is an idiot and hasn't figured out that my Mom will buy you **** if you go shopping with her the day after thanksgiving/ christmas.

 

I went to watch the game last night, brought a bottle a captain, no big deal. I had one drink. We left at half time and for some stupid reason when I got in the car I took a fat swig and tossed the bottle in the back seat. I left the parking lot and not even 1/4 mile down the road IU got pulled over for a brake light out.

The cop asked for my license and I said yes sir, right then he asked if I was drinking because my breathe obv. stunk like rum. I told him ya I had a drink. So he took me out of the car and made me walk the line and touch my nose. I passed no problem but it still scared the **** out of me.

He didnt say anyhting about the bottle either, it was right in the backseat and I know he saw it.

 

i like being with family on the holidays, dont get t o see my family to much cuz everyone is all spread out....you can be alone the other 300+ days outa of the year

 

ya id say you got lucky!! your lucky he didnt nail you with open bottle even though you didnt get the DUI

 

i drink, but im not a drinker. make sense or no?


and at the time i was in the 18-20 age group, so i drank whenever possible

 

Make sense I guess.

 

yeah you got lucky then. ive never heard of anyone passing a field sobriety test. I got a dui while perfectly sober.

 

Nice, I wish my rents would buy me ****. I stuffed my womans turkey 8 times this weekend, does that count?

 

basically it has to do with my mood. i like drinking during the day time, or while im doing something. I dont like drinking at bars, or just sitting around. Alcohol makes my short attention span even shorter and the act of drinking is usually boring to begin with.

 

Ya I drink, just very seldomly sp?

But ive been drinking more and smoking less

 

I have. It doesn't matter if you pass the roadside rodeo, they are still going to make you blow to make sure.

 

Drinking on weekends help make my waydays shorter.

 

they dont do that move where they're all out of tubes for the breathylizer so they go by the results of the 'roadside rodeo' (nice word lol) which of course is rigged?