i tried neece sorry

 

The first one here :YEAH
haha ... *sips coffee*

 

In's #2 lol sippin on the cafe

 

haha
i almost ran into a black widow yesterday

 

oh god i feel a good story coming on

 

uh .. actually .. i just watched that stupid video in the fuuuuuuuukiiiiiiin spiders thing and just lost my breakfast.. that was so freakin nasty! now i dont want to tell my spider story ..

 

tell it dmanit!!!

 

haha, it's nothing special..
i went to open the shed to get the weedeater and lawnmower out and stepped my foot in and grazed the black widows web... the instant i felt it, i jumped back .. shivered... and then smooshed it lol

that's all

 

cathi i would scream like a woman and probly blow the shed up!!!



i saw a black widow ONE time, squishing it just didnt seem right so i got gasoline and burned that ****** ****** up!!!

 

that made me laugh .. thanks for the visual ...
i think that was a little too far ya know ...
i went to the Omaha Henry Dorley Zoo a couple years ago, and in thier spider exhibit, they had a black widow spider that looked like it was anorexic... so i talked to the zoo keeper standing there and told her i would sell her 25 meaty black widow just from my barn alone in Oklahoma ... LOL ... she chuckled ... They are VERY prominent here, but they do keep to themselves

 

i will never come visit you!! EVER!!

 

hahaha .. that was when i lived in the country in oklahoma ... seriously, i could find without moving anything black widows anywhere in that damn place... we fumigated and everything... getting into the tornado shelter every year was scary because they would migrate there in the winter! ugh ..
anyway, i am in the city now, so not too many at all
oh, and black widows do have the potential to kill people if bitten close enough to the heart that's what makes is so scary
just the thought makes me shiver!
OK.. topic change...
so how's that cafe? lol

 

dude you know whats freaky i had a scary *** dream about a tornado last nite!!! i mean i havent had a "bad dream" in a long time but i actually woke up all scared n ****....lol had to turn on the weather channel!!!


couple pics from 2 nites ago

 

sweet pics :YEAH

tornado? haha i wanna get on the team here or in Norman and chase em! How sweet would that be for me to wheelie my fiddy with an actual tornado in the background!! HAHA

 

there were other pics that SHOULD have been better but thats all he gave me lol ...i know i was closer to scraping then that hahaha I KNOW DAMNIT!!

 

dude i wouldnt mind tornados if i was on an open highway in a bugatti......but the dream ws i tried to run away in my car but the highway was dead stop and then i broke into someones house but they dint have a ****** basement!

ughh ****** dreams damnit

 

i hate panic dreams .. makes me wake up with my heart pounding hard
i had a dream that i dodged 6 tornado's ... they were carouselling around my house and i had to time it just right to get to the house ... i was sweating when i woke up

 

i shoulda done something cool like turn into superman and beat the **** outa the twister!! then i woulda woke up this morning feeling likea BAMF instead of a bitch

 

on april 13th this year (my daughters b day i wont ever forget lol) we had some storms come through .. and me and some neighbors were out front just watching it all round us and all of a sudden there was a rotating cloud going right over us .. we were freaked but yet at the same time it was very intriguing.. i didnt' have the camera that day, which sucked.. i could have posted a vid .. it was wild .. so about 8 miles east of here it touched down in haltom city and did some pretty extensive damage to a lumber yard.. guy who owned it was toppled by lumber and died ..

 

ok, i gotta jet .. have a great morning
be back later this afternoon