thats a little creepy that two people ive never met are texting about me

but ya, you guys should really come take a boarding trip out here

edit: i read that wrong, i thought he said you guys should take a boarding trip and hook up sammy and sean...i.e. that we were gay or something....


carry on

 

are YOU looking for a world of hurt?

 

i have been to iowa and back 3 times today and gonna make a 4th trip later

 

the way you 2 think alike is very homoerotic

 

i don't like compliments...



and it is no secret i have an average wienus

 

hey now, im pro vagina.

 

don't you ever forget that

 

if average is 3 feet

 

UMMMMMM i kinda do

 

D is me Douchey

 

it's great i can have a side piece here and nobody is the wiser

 

PFFFFT you seem suprised......40% of the time i get it every time

 

Pffffffy im an illustration that that isn't gospel

 

you using some sex panther cologne?
well they wernt until now

 

ya me too

 

i know that's what i keep telling myself

 

that was kinda wierd...you can all go snow boarding and i will stay at seans place and keep the beer safe

 

sean can i open carry in Colorado? if i choose to go out in the mountains?

 

no i am preyyt sure about your heterosexuality it's sammy's that's questionable

 

you sure can as long as its not a bank or a govt building. colorado has some of the best gun laws. its real easy to get a concealed here too.