yo man.....**** was crazy...... i ran from this crazy dog yesterday...as i was running i was yelling at PARKED CARS...rrddddadadadaddaadadaa ..then running away from them....man the look at those cars faces....as i was running bout 10 mph doing cartwheels with bologna sandwitches in my pockets.......damn dog was fast.........




the moral of the story(this is a spoof off another thread..you know the one...lol)
is that its full of bologna......120-150 and looking around...comeon now

 

Ive ran from a few dogs in my day, but I think I was running around 100MPH BAckwards! Beat that!

 

with or with out ankle weights???hmmmmmmmm

 

it was crazy

 

I ususally had a dumbells tied to my ankles, you know the 100 pounders, not those ***** 55 lbs.

 

Oh yeah and I was strapped to a bus.
























With kids in it.























And flat tires!

















THATS WORK SON!

 

hahaha

 

the bus I was pulling was full of old people on a trip to the casino

 

I tried to run, but he bit my sausage.

 

then after i got away a squirrel threw some spiked sticks in the road...
but i dodged them..ya know cause i have super fast shoes..then got side lined by a cat with chop sticks...

 

You are fools, that dog was just doing his job.

 

but spiderman saved me !

 

untill venom showed up

 

 

i didnt run...i turned around and shot that bitch with my 9!!!

then pimp walked my happy *** to the G ride

 

I almost hit a dog on my dirtbike a few months ago. Stupid thing came running out at me as I'm in a wheelie.