You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
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From: OMR INDUSTRIES in west palm beach florida
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by FAhq
ok, ok.....
I was 24 and at the time I had a "friends with benifits" thing going with this girl....she was hott as hell but kinda weird. At the time it turned me on so I was good with that.
One night we're at her house, and she says "lets go take a shower" I'm like ok, shower sex.....sounds about right to me. I get in the shower and she comes walking in with a *****. Not just any ***** mind you....one with a suction cup on the end to stick to the shower wall. I'm like "WTF do you plan on doing with that thing??" So she proceeds to stick it to the wall.....and bend over to do her civic duty...all the while gettin a lil for herself from her sticky friend.After a lil while she was poundin that thing so damn hard I thought she was gonna break tiles loose from the wall....I mean hittin it like it stole somethin from her. I'm tryin to keep from laughing at the thought of her a$$ imprented on the wall and how she would explain that (the bj was subpar at best, so my mind started drifting) and that's when the thought occured to me......
That fvcking thing has at least 4 inches on me.....the rest of the night, it's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....
it was disturbing and arousing all at the same time
I was 24 and at the time I had a "friends with benifits" thing going with this girl....she was hott as hell but kinda weird. At the time it turned me on so I was good with that.
One night we're at her house, and she says "lets go take a shower" I'm like ok, shower sex.....sounds about right to me. I get in the shower and she comes walking in with a *****. Not just any ***** mind you....one with a suction cup on the end to stick to the shower wall. I'm like "WTF do you plan on doing with that thing??" So she proceeds to stick it to the wall.....and bend over to do her civic duty...all the while gettin a lil for herself from her sticky friend.After a lil while she was poundin that thing so damn hard I thought she was gonna break tiles loose from the wall....I mean hittin it like it stole somethin from her. I'm tryin to keep from laughing at the thought of her a$$ imprented on the wall and how she would explain that (the bj was subpar at best, so my mind started drifting) and that's when the thought occured to me......
That fvcking thing has at least 4 inches on me.....the rest of the night, it's gonna be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....
it was disturbing and arousing all at the same time
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by rUu
that **** shoulda started off with "dear penthouse forum"
tell me about it.
lemme put it this way....she had the largest collection of **** i'd ever seen. I'm a guy...i've seen some **** collections. First time I went to her place she's all "lets watch a movie" I'm thinkin it's gonna be a chick-flick.......more like a gang-bang.
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by FAhq
tell me about it.
lemme put it this way....she had the largest collection of **** i'd ever seen. I'm a guy...i've seen some **** collections. First time I went to her place she's all "lets watch a movie" I'm thinkin it's gonna be a chick-flick.......more like a gang-bang.
lemme put it this way....she had the largest collection of **** i'd ever seen. I'm a guy...i've seen some **** collections. First time I went to her place she's all "lets watch a movie" I'm thinkin it's gonna be a chick-flick.......more like a gang-bang.
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by FAhq
tell me about it.
lemme put it this way....she had the largest collection of **** i'd ever seen. I'm a guy...i've seen some **** collections. First time I went to her place she's all "lets watch a movie" I'm thinkin it's gonna be a chick-flick.......more like a gang-bang.
lemme put it this way....she had the largest collection of **** i'd ever seen. I'm a guy...i've seen some **** collections. First time I went to her place she's all "lets watch a movie" I'm thinkin it's gonna be a chick-flick.......more like a gang-bang.
KeeP HuR # Fer WHen I CoME THru THere...
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by WHEELIE
KeeP HuR # Fer WHen I CoME THru THere...
ME-"Uhm...hey, ***** girl...how're u"
Her-throws drink in my face, pops a xanex and walks away
Me-"uh, huh....nice to see nothing's changed really....."
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by FAhq
funny u should say that. I saw her in a bar this weekend. didn't go up and talk to her tho
ME-"Uhm...hey, ***** girl...how're u"
Her-throws drink in my face, pops a xanex and walks away
Me-"uh, huh....nice to see nothing's changed really....."
ME-"Uhm...hey, ***** girl...how're u"
Her-throws drink in my face, pops a xanex and walks away
Me-"uh, huh....nice to see nothing's changed really....."
I WIlL HaVe a Few BETter WORds...
BuT I WILl StiLL Get THaT DRiNK THrown On ME...
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by WHEELIE
I WIlL HaVe a Few BETter WORds...
just grab a handfull of asprin and tell her it's vicodin.....
by the time she figures it all out you'll be in Minnesota
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by FAhq
just grab a handfull of asprin and tell her it's vicodin.....
by the time she figures it all out you'll be in Minnesota
by the time she figures it all out you'll be in Minnesota
HoW BouT a HanD FULL OF ROoFiEs....:YEAH
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From: OMR INDUSTRIES in west palm beach florida
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
thaks for the rep .....but i wasnt joking.ps when my rep limmiter goes back down ill hit you
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by WHEELIE
HeY PhaQR....HoW FaR OUT Are YOu FRoM KanSaS CiTY????
20 minutes...give or take.
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by WHEELIE
<<<WILl BE InComiNg In THa EnD Of JaN...:YEAH
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by FAhq
right on....are you coming thru on I-70? If so then just take the I-435 NORTH exit and I'll meet ya not too far from that.
I WILL BE COMiN FroM THa SouTH....35 Up TO tha 70....
AnY ChanCe You HaVe ROOm Fer a 40Ft TRl..???
OR a DeCeNT SiZe HoTEL...:YEAH
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Originally Posted by WHEELIE
I WILL BE COMiN FroM THa SouTH....35 Up TO tha 70....
AnY ChanCe You HaVe ROOm Fer a 40Ft TRl..???
OR a DeCeNT SiZe HoTEL...:YEAH
AnY ChanCe You HaVe ROOm Fer a 40Ft TRl..???
OR a DeCeNT SiZe HoTEL...:YEAH
imma get on messenger....hang on a sec and i'll give you proper directions
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Re: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to celgsxr again.
Just ran to the store to get some Coke and realized i left i left my dome light on since yesterday 
But the hondizza still started (barely):YEAH
Also realized that it is 8 degrees with a -4 wind chill
So i rolled the minis out of the garage and into the basement
And started a fire .
Pics if you like
But the hondizza still started (barely):YEAH Also realized that it is 8 degrees with a -4 wind chill
So i rolled the minis out of the garage and into the basement
And started a fire .
Pics if you like
