uhhhh... ive been arrested in three differant states, and everytime they took the **** out of my pockets and bagged it before i even got in the car.... except the second time.... because i got arrested for idecent exposer, cause i was streaking, and of course, i had no pockets. They just checked my shoes, and im sitting there dick flapping in the wind on the side of the road.... good times.

 

hahaha that would suck man


they took my **** before i got in the squad when i was arrested to....lol i dont even remember if i got it back i was so drunk

 

Yea, it was back in late 04 early 05 when i was stationed in Jacksonville Nort Carolina.... that place is NC's *******... hell its the east coats *******... towns ****** dirty.

Well anyway, we were at a tattoo parlor, and somewhat tipsy.. my buddy bet me that if i wouldnt run down and across the main street it was on butt *** naked. (If anyone knoes the area it was right in front of ink slingers) If i made it back without getting caught he'd front 400 bucks for a tattoo.... if i wussed out or got busted, i had to get a tattoo of his pic. Me being slightly inebriated, said yes.....

I got caught, and now i have gir from invader zim tattooed on my calf...

(mind you 2 of 3 cars in jacksonville are marines that were senior to me at the time)

 

hahahaha no ****** way man damn your a trooper held up your end and everything

 

Yep.... he had to pay for it either way was the good part. Almost went to the brig, because i spin kicked some kid on the side of the road butt *** naked....

But i like tattoos that can make people laugh, so i was down for this....

 

**** ya man thats awesome...funny and a great story so you cant lose

 

HAHAHAHAHAH BEST STORY EVER. no sir i got nuthen on that

 

yeah thats right.... bring my trophey filled with cookies bitches
MUWUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

i bet you guys were sent by the mighty bibo.... lawd of the scoot scoots

 

hahaa and you should talk oh mighty "lawd" of sucking dick

 

real cuffs only have 2 loops in the connection..

 

Yea. The new ones dont have any, they only have a hinge.



If anyones ever gets aressted and they put you in flexcuffs (or giant zip ties)


What you do it, try your best to get your hands in front of you. Take your shoe lace and wrap it once around the cuff. bite the end of the lace and pull your head back and straighten your leg. THEN, keeping you leg locked work your hands forward and backwards and keep pulling the lace with your mouth.


The friction from the lace will burn straight through the plastic of the cuff.

If you cant get your hands behind your back, get them behind your knees and do the same thing as best you can and itll work.

 

did you learn this in the army or yoga class man hahah taking my shoe lace off with my teeth while in a squad car sounds like an act of kama sutra with no happy ending lol

 

nah its not bad. Ill post a video of it later when i get home lol

 

WOW!! the language

 

i learned it at some experimental training course. They have this new idea in the air on how to train marines for iraq nothing for sure yet but i got to go through to course. It was pretty intense stuff. Man tracking was cool. Like how to track someone through the woods. But as far as the getting out thing, they had a little box about the size of a car trunk, and they showed us how to do it, then flexicuffed us, put duct tape around the cuffs, and around our ankles put us in the box, and had us get out. good ****

 

wow cool stuff for sure!!!

 

Indeed

 

how the hell am i guna tek pics when we'r on the higway

 

u two must be ****** eachother

 

id like to thank u, it teks a real dick rider to notcie every pic i change


.......and oh yeh, i didnt "swear up and down", i just sayd "i may" u bitches