Pimpus Maximus

...You look for the chocolate oreos at 3:45 in the morning, but can't find them and you're REALLLLY hungry so you start cooking a pizza. And as you get all the stuff out you drop a box of strawberries all over the floor.

And theeen as the pizzas cooking you look on the counter to see the bag of oreos there?

Yea, that's where I'm at now. And I have school in approximatley 2 and a half hours.

-Max.

C6matt

what other kind of oreo's are there ?

f4stunna

i think he ment the oreo's with the chocolate cream inside

C6matt

so all the rumors about him loving the white cream were false??

TimsKFX400

the double stuffed chocolate covered oreos are a heart attack in a box.

but GODDAMN THEYRE GOOD !!!!

Jay17ray

hahaha that sucks

Pimpus Maximus

I can't even begin to tell how NOT funny that was. The only joke here is the joke teller himself.


















-Max

Skyler32034

hehe, thats hilarious. And yes, I do hate that, I do it all the time.

Pimpus Maximus

Why hello Skyler, never seen ya post here.

How goes it?

-Max.

old man roger

those no name vanilla oreos are the shizznit........hydrox