So fresh and so clean clean!!
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden
>> > in East Texas recently
>> > >with
>> > > >> two ice chests full of live fish in water,
>> > leaving a river well known
>> > >for
>> > > >> its fishing. The game warden asked the man,
>> > "Do you have a license to
>> > > >> catch those fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license.
>> > These here are my pet fish."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Pet fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to
>> > the river and let 'em
>> > >swim'
>> > > >> round for a while. Then I whistle and they
>> > jump right back into this
>> > >ice
>> > > >> chest and I take 'em home."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck looked at the game warden for a
>> > moment and then said,
>> > >"It's
>> > > >> the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck poured the fish into t he river
>> > and stood and waited.
>> > >After
>> > > >> several minutes, the game warden turned to
>> > him and said, "Well?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Well, what?" said the redneck.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "When are you going to call them back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Call who back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "The FISH!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "What fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but
>> > we ain't as dumb as most.
>> > in East Texas recently
>> > >with
>> > > >> two ice chests full of live fish in water,
>> > leaving a river well known
>> > >for
>> > > >> its fishing. The game warden asked the man,
>> > "Do you have a license to
>> > > >> catch those fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license.
>> > These here are my pet fish."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Pet fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to
>> > the river and let 'em
>> > >swim'
>> > > >> round for a while. Then I whistle and they
>> > jump right back into this
>> > >ice
>> > > >> chest and I take 'em home."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck looked at the game warden for a
>> > moment and then said,
>> > >"It's
>> > > >> the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck poured the fish into t he river
>> > and stood and waited.
>> > >After
>> > > >> several minutes, the game warden turned to
>> > him and said, "Well?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Well, what?" said the redneck.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "When are you going to call them back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Call who back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "The FISH!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "What fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but
>> > we ain't as dumb as most.
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Well then - ok ... sorry to ask. Is everything ok at least? I didn't know it was anything bad - geesh - we all talked everyday up until September - I didn't realize I was asking anything so bad ... geesh.
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by I37
A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden
>> > in East Texas recently
>> > >with
>> > > >> two ice chests full of live fish in water,
>> > leaving a river well known
>> > >for
>> > > >> its fishing. The game warden asked the man,
>> > "Do you have a license to
>> > > >> catch those fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license.
>> > These here are my pet fish."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Pet fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to
>> > the river and let 'em
>> > >swim'
>> > > >> round for a while. Then I whistle and they
>> > jump right back into this
>> > >ice
>> > > >> chest and I take 'em home."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck looked at the game warden for a
>> > moment and then said,
>> > >"It's
>> > > >> the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck poured the fish into t he river
>> > and stood and waited.
>> > >After
>> > > >> several minutes, the game warden turned to
>> > him and said, "Well?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Well, what?" said the redneck.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "When are you going to call them back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Call who back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "The FISH!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "What fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but
>> > we ain't as dumb as most.
>> > in East Texas recently
>> > >with
>> > > >> two ice chests full of live fish in water,
>> > leaving a river well known
>> > >for
>> > > >> its fishing. The game warden asked the man,
>> > "Do you have a license to
>> > > >> catch those fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license.
>> > These here are my pet fish."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Pet fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to
>> > the river and let 'em
>> > >swim'
>> > > >> round for a while. Then I whistle and they
>> > jump right back into this
>> > >ice
>> > > >> chest and I take 'em home."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck looked at the game warden for a
>> > moment and then said,
>> > >"It's
>> > > >> the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> The redneck poured the fish into t he river
>> > and stood and waited.
>> > >After
>> > > >> several minutes, the game warden turned to
>> > him and said, "Well?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Well, what?" said the redneck.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "When are you going to call them back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Call who back?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "The FISH!"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "What fish?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but
>> > we ain't as dumb as most.
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Michelle it's just not something he wants everyone to know so that's why i'm not telling you. that's what a good friend does.
Jay Miss C is mad cool. (even though she needs to post pics b/c i forget what she looks like)
Jay Miss C is mad cool. (even though she needs to post pics b/c i forget what she looks like)
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
Michelle it's just not something he wants everyone to know so that's why i'm not telling you. that's what a good friend does.
Jay Miss C is mad cool. (even though she needs to post pics b/c i forget what she looks like)
Jay Miss C is mad cool. (even though she needs to post pics b/c i forget what she looks like)
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by I37
lol my bad dec, tell shugg Ima needa bike while im there
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by Cathi
lol ... well, i will tell him but it wont do any good, we wont even be here then 

jkwhere u guys going?
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by I37
I'll give him an address to leave the bike at, ahahaha no escaping,
jk
where u guys going?
jkwhere u guys going?
we are headed to NC on a beach for a week ... our family is scattered all over so we are meeting in NC this year ... I will post pics :YEAH







