It might be all that Mountain Dew, urban legend has it lowers your sperm count .......

But anyway, who cares if it is taking some time, as if thats a problem!

 

I was just responding to Michelle, I know you got the super sperm Doggie!! :YEAH

 

that you were the guy she wished banged her out every night??

 

Yeah i'm in NO hurry at all.

 

does that mean she's not allowed to come to PA ???

 

I know that's what she was thinking, but i don't think she told him that. Unless she told him i'm the father of baby #4.

 

Nah I'll give you that one - I bet it's her ...


And I told him you are a friend ...

 

I would pay to be a fly on the wall after that response ...

 

she just told me I could go alone, but regardless I'll be there!!

 

Maybe the "tails" on your sperm have been docked (sp?) .... LOL

 

And if we can't have kids then we just live like rockstars and travel all over the world.

 

screw being a fly, I want to be in the room, so they could hear me bust out laughing!!

 

LOL - oh well ... I've already told him that once the kids grow up I am divorcing him ... he doesn't seem to mind - he says he won't sign the papers and that I am kinda mean - he laughs - I think he thinks I am kidding ... hehehe ...

 

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... if she's not there she'll be calling / texting you all friggin night!

 

I like that plan too!! :YEAH

 

Want me to give her a try to make sure its not you ???

 

Has anyone ever told you you can't be crying poverty to travel all over the world ...

I know I ain't travelin anywhere ... LOL.

 

I don't think you're kidding, but I won't share my opinion, cuz you don't like it....

 

As if his signature matters .......

 

Aww Skillz - you know I love you like the brother I never wanted ...