So fresh and so clean clean!!
I'm baaaaack!!
Joined: Nov 2002
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From: Hanover (York), PA
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
And on a side note, today I just had the most fu(ked up encounter with a cop that I can remember.....
So I get pulled over for speeding. And yes, I was doing the stereotypical female thing of putting on lipstick while driving. Stupid, I know. But anywho, I pull over. I have everything ready for him when he gets to the window. Go thru the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over..." blah blah blah.......I didn't even lie. Yeah, I was speeding. To which he adds..."and putting on lipstick, too". I just looked down and mumbled "sorry" or something like that. So he goes back and is in his car for about 5 minutes. Then comes back up, hands me my stuff, leans down on the edge of my van, resting his arms on the edge of my window (almost sticking his head inside!!) and says "Your mouth is pretty enough, you don't need to be putting that stuff on........" I was like WTF???? I started freaking out (in my head) cause he's in my face saying this......then he pats my shoulder, walks back to his car and leaves.
WTF was that???!!!???
So I get pulled over for speeding. And yes, I was doing the stereotypical female thing of putting on lipstick while driving. Stupid, I know. But anywho, I pull over. I have everything ready for him when he gets to the window. Go thru the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over..." blah blah blah.......I didn't even lie. Yeah, I was speeding. To which he adds..."and putting on lipstick, too". I just looked down and mumbled "sorry" or something like that. So he goes back and is in his car for about 5 minutes. Then comes back up, hands me my stuff, leans down on the edge of my van, resting his arms on the edge of my window (almost sticking his head inside!!) and says "Your mouth is pretty enough, you don't need to be putting that stuff on........" I was like WTF???? I started freaking out (in my head) cause he's in my face saying this......then he pats my shoulder, walks back to his car and leaves.
WTF was that???!!!???
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From: Lehighton, Pa
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by Red
And on a side note, today I just had the most fu(ked up encounter with a cop that I can remember.....
So I get pulled over for speeding. And yes, I was doing the stereotypical female thing of putting on lipstick while driving. Stupid, I know. But anywho, I pull over. I have everything ready for him when he gets to the window. Go thru the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over..." blah blah blah.......I didn't even lie. Yeah, I was speeding. To which he adds..."and putting on lipstick, too". I just looked down and mumbled "sorry" or something like that. So he goes back and is in his car for about 5 minutes. Then comes back up, hands me my stuff, leans down on the edge of my van, resting his arms on the edge of my window (almost sticking his head inside!!) and says "Your mouth is pretty enough, you don't need to be putting that stuff on........" I was like WTF???? I started freaking out (in my head) cause he's in my face saying this......then he pats my shoulder, walks back to his car and leaves.
WTF was that???!!!???
So I get pulled over for speeding. And yes, I was doing the stereotypical female thing of putting on lipstick while driving. Stupid, I know. But anywho, I pull over. I have everything ready for him when he gets to the window. Go thru the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over..." blah blah blah.......I didn't even lie. Yeah, I was speeding. To which he adds..."and putting on lipstick, too". I just looked down and mumbled "sorry" or something like that. So he goes back and is in his car for about 5 minutes. Then comes back up, hands me my stuff, leans down on the edge of my van, resting his arms on the edge of my window (almost sticking his head inside!!) and says "Your mouth is pretty enough, you don't need to be putting that stuff on........" I was like WTF???? I started freaking out (in my head) cause he's in my face saying this......then he pats my shoulder, walks back to his car and leaves.
WTF was that???!!!???
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Posts: 7,019
From: Marietta, GA
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by Red
And on a side note, today I just had the most fu(ked up encounter with a cop that I can remember.....
So I get pulled over for speeding. And yes, I was doing the stereotypical female thing of putting on lipstick while driving. Stupid, I know. But anywho, I pull over. I have everything ready for him when he gets to the window. Go thru the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over..." blah blah blah.......I didn't even lie. Yeah, I was speeding. To which he adds..."and putting on lipstick, too". I just looked down and mumbled "sorry" or something like that. So he goes back and is in his car for about 5 minutes. Then comes back up, hands me my stuff, leans down on the edge of my van, resting his arms on the edge of my window (almost sticking his head inside!!) and says "Your mouth is pretty enough, you don't need to be putting that stuff on........" I was like WTF???? I started freaking out (in my head) cause he's in my face saying this......then he pats my shoulder, walks back to his car and leaves.
WTF was that???!!!???
So I get pulled over for speeding. And yes, I was doing the stereotypical female thing of putting on lipstick while driving. Stupid, I know. But anywho, I pull over. I have everything ready for him when he gets to the window. Go thru the typical "Do you know why I pulled you over..." blah blah blah.......I didn't even lie. Yeah, I was speeding. To which he adds..."and putting on lipstick, too". I just looked down and mumbled "sorry" or something like that. So he goes back and is in his car for about 5 minutes. Then comes back up, hands me my stuff, leans down on the edge of my van, resting his arms on the edge of my window (almost sticking his head inside!!) and says "Your mouth is pretty enough, you don't need to be putting that stuff on........" I was like WTF???? I started freaking out (in my head) cause he's in my face saying this......then he pats my shoulder, walks back to his car and leaves.
WTF was that???!!!???
WTF, girls get away with EVERYTHING in a car!!!
Guys get caught, its a ticket EVERY time almost... girls get ticketed once every 5-10 stops...
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From: Lehighton, Pa
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by John LegionST
WTF, girls get away with EVERYTHING in a car!!!
Guys get caught, its a ticket EVERY time almost... girls get ticketed once every 5-10 stops...
Guys get caught, its a ticket EVERY time almost... girls get ticketed once every 5-10 stops...
I'm baaaaack!!
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Posts: 3,269
From: Hanover (York), PA
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by John LegionST
WTF, girls get away with EVERYTHING in a car!!!
Guys get caught, its a ticket EVERY time almost... girls get ticketed once every 5-10 stops...
Guys get caught, its a ticket EVERY time almost... girls get ticketed once every 5-10 stops...
But it was bizarre....
Just shred mountains now
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 7,332
From: Corpus Christi and Houston Tx
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by Red
I've never gotten out of a ticket. This is my first.
But it was bizarre....
But it was bizarre....
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From: North Andover, MA
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by John LegionST
WTF, girls get away with EVERYTHING in a car!!!
Guys get caught, its a ticket EVERY time almost... girls get ticketed once every 5-10 stops...
Guys get caught, its a ticket EVERY time almost... girls get ticketed once every 5-10 stops...
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From: Lehighton, Pa
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by I37
i wanna lady cop to pull me over so i can hit on her, if she's hott
I'm baaaaack!!
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From: Hanover (York), PA
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by TimsKFX400
lol guys hitting on a female cop would get maced and/or tazed.
"Excuse me sir....what did you just say to me?"
**insert the sound of electricity and screaming**
Just shred mountains now
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From: Corpus Christi and Houston Tx
Re: So fresh and so clean clean!!
Originally Posted by Red
Bwaaahahahaha....
"Excuse me sir....what did you just say to me?"
**insert the sound of electricity and screaming**
"Excuse me sir....what did you just say to me?"
**insert the sound of electricity and screaming**
