WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Secret tips for making a marriage last...
My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good
food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down !"
So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...
10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!"
My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good
food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down !"
So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...
10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!"
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
Secret tips for making a marriage last...
My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good
food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down !"
So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...
10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!"
My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good
food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down !"
So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...
10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!"
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by trojanfan
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
aww...you know you laughed a lil at that one!
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
just chillin, Had a rough night at work, so i came home and blew up some **** on Command and Conquer: Generals Zero Hour. and now I'm postina little here and there
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
just chillin, Had a rough night at work, so i came home and blew up some **** on Command and Conquer: Generals Zero Hour. and now I'm postina little here and there
nice.
i just got adobe illustrator.
i'ma make some jarsh fanart, i think.
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
just chillin, Had a rough night at work, so i came home and blew up some **** on Command and Conquer: Generals Zero Hour. and now I'm postina little here and there
man seems like everyone is having or had a bad day today.....crazy ****..
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by trojanfan
I think I'm being surrounded by too many wieners lately..... u guys are starting to **** me off for no reason
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by trojanfan
I think I'm being surrounded by too many wieners lately..... u guys are starting to **** me off for no reason
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
who's whinin and who's pizzin ya off? be specific
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by rUu
nice.
i just got adobe illustrator.
i'ma make some jarsh fanart, i think.
i just got adobe illustrator.
i'ma make some jarsh fanart, i think.
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
How am I pissing you off???????
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by trojanfan
well u have yet to **** me off really but I'm just like GRRRRR why are people so ****ing rude and pathetic?
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by trojanfan
well u have yet to **** me off really but I'm just like GRRRRR why are people so ****ing rude and pathetic?
and +1 on rude and pathetic people. that's why I try to **** people off lately when i'm on my bike....no one has any manners when they're driving so if they come near me they're getting door panels kicked in.
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by trojanfan
I'm sorry that sounded wrong.... I mean guys in general around here not specifically you or rick...or fahq (who I've yet to learn his real name)
