WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
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From: richmond mo
Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
I can't 
but.....I can make a mess for you to clean up, so you won't be bored. I got lot's o laundry too. That's a helluva deal right thurr....
but.....I can make a mess for you to clean up, so you won't be bored. I got lot's o laundry too. That's a helluva deal right thurr....
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
ya I can see the whole "midlife crisis" thing...haven't ridden on ANY bike in 20 years but I needs me a bran' new FATBOY so I can pull skanky Harley chicks at the local tavern.....and they make fun of us 
cause these guys go out, after not being on a bike in 20+ years, and buy a full dresser harley, and think it IT just like riding a bike, and go out and get splattered...
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
ya I can see the whole "midlife crisis" thing...haven't ridden on ANY bike in 20 years but I needs me a bran' new FATBOY so I can pull skanky Harley chicks at the local tavern.....and they make fun of us
YuP THaTs PREttY MUCh HoW It IS....
Or WE GEt THe My G/F Is BuYiN Me A HaRLEy anD ShE ReaLLy LIKE this
onE...
SalEs MEn....HaVe You RiDiN a HeRiTaGE B-4...
DuMb GuY.... No THis Is My FiRst BiKe
GiRL FRiEnd....HuNnY You WILl Be ALRiGHt YOu CaN HanDle THiS
DuMb GuY...Ya I CaN FOr you HUnNY...
SalEs MEn....Hey BoB YoU WaNnA SeLl THEsE FiNe CoupLE a BiKe..
SaLEsMen (In THe BaCk RooOM)..
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
Actually that's why there are more older guys killing themselves on Bikes then the young guys...
cause these guys go out, after not being on a bike in 20+ years, and buy a full dresser harley, and think it IT just like riding a bike, and go out and get splattered...
cause these guys go out, after not being on a bike in 20+ years, and buy a full dresser harley, and think it IT just like riding a bike, and go out and get splattered...
Yeah, see don't get me wrong I'm not hatin' on harleys, my dad and all his friends been into harleys since before I was born. However they don't care for the midlife crisis crowd much either. As for me, you won't find me on a harley, just not my thing.....'course you won't see any of them on crotchrockets either...
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From: richmond mo
Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by WHEELIE
YuP THaTs PREttY MUCh HoW It IS....
Or WE GEt THe My G/F Is BuYiN Me A HaRLEy anD ShE ReaLLy LIKE this
onE...
SalEs MEn....HaVe You RiDiN a HeRiTaGE B-4...
DuMb GuY.... No THis Is My FiRst BiKe
GiRL FRiEnd....HuNnY You WILl Be ALRiGHt YOu CaN HanDle THiS
DuMb GuY...Ya I CaN FOr you HUnNY...
SalEs MEn....Hey BoB YoU WaNnA SeLl THEsE FiNe CoupLE a BiKe..
SaLEsMen (In THe BaCk RooOM)..
Or WE GEt THe My G/F Is BuYiN Me A HaRLEy anD ShE ReaLLy LIKE this
onE...
SalEs MEn....HaVe You RiDiN a HeRiTaGE B-4...
DuMb GuY.... No THis Is My FiRst BiKe
GiRL FRiEnd....HuNnY You WILl Be ALRiGHt YOu CaN HanDle THiS
DuMb GuY...Ya I CaN FOr you HUnNY...
SalEs MEn....Hey BoB YoU WaNnA SeLl THEsE FiNe CoupLE a BiKe..
SaLEsMen (In THe BaCk RooOM)..
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From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
Yeah, see don't get me wrong I'm not hatin' on harleys, my dad and all his friends been into harleys since before I was born. However they don't care for the midlife crisis crowd much either. As for me, you won't find me on a harley, just not my thing.....'course you won't see any of them on crotchrockets either...
+1
I HaVe Been SLiNGin PaRts FeR H-D FoR 12 Yrs...
I WouLd NeVer BuY One (AtlEaST NoT YET,If EvEr)
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by FAhq
Yeah, see don't get me wrong I'm not hatin' on harleys, my dad and all his friends been into harleys since before I was born. However they don't care for the midlife crisis crowd much either. As for me, you won't find me on a harley, just not my thing.....'course you won't see any of them on crotchrockets either...
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by WHEELIE
YuP THaTs PREttY MUCh HoW It IS....
Or WE GEt THe My G/F Is BuYiN Me A HaRLEy anD ShE ReaLLy LIKE this
onE...
SalEs MEn....HaVe You RiDiN a HeRiTaGE B-4...
DuMb GuY.... No THis Is My FiRst BiKe
GiRL FRiEnd....HuNnY You WILl Be ALRiGHt YOu CaN HanDle THiS
DuMb GuY...Ya I CaN FOr you HUnNY...
SalEs MEn....Hey BoB YoU WaNnA SeLl THEsE FiNe CoupLE a BiKe..
SaLEsMen (In THe BaCk RooOM)..
Or WE GEt THe My G/F Is BuYiN Me A HaRLEy anD ShE ReaLLy LIKE this
onE...
SalEs MEn....HaVe You RiDiN a HeRiTaGE B-4...
DuMb GuY.... No THis Is My FiRst BiKe
GiRL FRiEnd....HuNnY You WILl Be ALRiGHt YOu CaN HanDle THiS
DuMb GuY...Ya I CaN FOr you HUnNY...
SalEs MEn....Hey BoB YoU WaNnA SeLl THEsE FiNe CoupLE a BiKe..
SaLEsMen (In THe BaCk RooOM)..
buahahahaha....I couldn't hold a straight face doin that kind of work. I thought about pickin up a gig sellin bikes at the Honda/Yamaha/Suzuki dealer here during spring but I dont think that would be much different.
Dumb guy: I want the midnight R1
Salesman: you mean the raven r1
Dumb guy: whatever so long as it's fast
Salesman: what did u ride before this
Dumb guy: never rode before, but I'm a quick learner
Salesman: ok, lets see what we can do
Dumb guy: Ya got any blue neons?
