WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
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(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
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All those curves, and me with no brakes.
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Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
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Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
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Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
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I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
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1(for ****)
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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Just where do those legs of yours end?
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Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
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Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
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Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
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Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
0
0
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0
0
Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!
4
1
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
0
0
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
1
0
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
0
0
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
0
0
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
0
0
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
0
0
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
10
7
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
0
0
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
12
4
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
0
0
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
1
1(for ****)
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
0
0
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
41
17
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
2
0
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
0
0
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
20
3
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
0
0
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
14
0
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
10
3
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
1
0
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0
0
Just where do those legs of yours end?
0
0
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
0
0
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
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7
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
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0
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
20
3
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
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Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
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Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 55,201
From: Arizona bbiittccheezzz
Re: WHEELIE SUCKS! I hate that guy
Originally Posted by amberatua
Line Attempts Successes
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
0
0
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0
0
Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!
4
1
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
0
0
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
1
0
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
0
0
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
0
0
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
0
0
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
0
0
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
10
7
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
0
0
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
12
4
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
0
0
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
1
1(for ****)
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
0
0
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
41
17
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
2
0
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
0
0
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
20
3
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
0
0
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
14
0
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
10
3
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
1
0
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0
0
Just where do those legs of yours end?
0
0
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
0
0
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
34
7
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
0
0
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
20
3
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened.
0
0
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
0
0
Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!
4
1
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
0
0
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
1
0
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
0
0
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
0
0
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
0
0
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
0
0
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
10
7
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
0
0
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
12
4
Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?
0
0
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
1
1(for ****)
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
0
0
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
41
17
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
2
0
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
0
0
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
20
3
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
0
0
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
14
0
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
10
3
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
1
0
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
0
0
Just where do those legs of yours end?
0
0
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
0
0
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
34
7
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
0
0
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
20
3
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
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