What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
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From: God only knows
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
roflmao.
The best flows are from friend to friend...
Speakin of lotion
and the motion of your ocean
Actin all hard like you got some love potion
Every night busting out the vaseline
talkin to your only girl 'Fistine'
The only time you're gonna get some ***
is if that finger pokes through toilet paper
That or you gonna have to rape'r
The best flows are from friend to friend...
Speakin of lotion
and the motion of your ocean
Actin all hard like you got some love potion
Every night busting out the vaseline
talkin to your only girl 'Fistine'
The only time you're gonna get some ***
is if that finger pokes through toilet paper
That or you gonna have to rape'r
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by skillz954
Your women would know all about being gay
she's been married to you and never gets laid
It's ok Gix, just cuz she's used to bigger d*cks
Maybe you could sit and watch a flick
while I take good care of your chick.
she'd apprieciate the way I care for my skin
I saw all that dry, flaky sh*t on your shins
Could have listen to me and used some lotion
But now you put this sh*t talking in motion
Wanna know why your girl was awake
she was waitin for a real man, for goodness sake!!
So she may have heard me being a gentlemen
but when it's sex with me they always win!!
So you talkin ish bout one bad decision
but at least I don't leg hump like it's my religion
Cuz I can go out and get what I like
you haven't touched wifey in so long, I think she's a dyke!!
she's been married to you and never gets laid
It's ok Gix, just cuz she's used to bigger d*cks
Maybe you could sit and watch a flick
while I take good care of your chick.
she'd apprieciate the way I care for my skin
I saw all that dry, flaky sh*t on your shins
Could have listen to me and used some lotion
But now you put this sh*t talking in motion
Wanna know why your girl was awake
she was waitin for a real man, for goodness sake!!
So she may have heard me being a gentlemen
but when it's sex with me they always win!!
So you talkin ish bout one bad decision
but at least I don't leg hump like it's my religion
Cuz I can go out and get what I like
you haven't touched wifey in so long, I think she's a dyke!!
But since you're my boy i'll keep this noble
I'm gonna bow out before i rip you to much
cause there are so many things i didn't even touch
So that's it for me until someone else steps up
then i guess i'll be back to shut them up.
Peace
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by Mr.Gix
First of all i lay more pipe then Exxon Mobile
But since you're my boy i'll keep this noble
I'm gonna bow out before i rip you to much
cause there are so many things i didn't even touch
So that's it for me until someone else steps up
then i guess i'll be back to shut them up.
Peace
But since you're my boy i'll keep this noble
I'm gonna bow out before i rip you to much
cause there are so many things i didn't even touch
So that's it for me until someone else steps up
then i guess i'll be back to shut them up.
Peace
anyone else I'd search and destroy
You may be as good lookin as Skillz
but your rhymes are weak, can't pay the bills
We did represent VA in our aviator glasses
wanna be pimps want us to give classes
So like you said for now it's done
Even though I still think I won!!
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Mr gix tricks aint nothin but that
a dirty lil punk *** TRICK rat
Too pu$$y to continue to scared to stay
I guess you'll have to become my next prey
Now I su(k at rappin and flowin
Only thing that gets me through is knowin
At least I owned Wheeliest
that kid was a pest
8 pages ago I handed him his pride
I owned him in everyway but at least he tried
Hopefully he comes back so theres someone worse than me
Thats quite hard to find- as you can see
a dirty lil punk *** TRICK rat
Too pu$$y to continue to scared to stay
I guess you'll have to become my next prey
Now I su(k at rappin and flowin
Only thing that gets me through is knowin
At least I owned Wheeliest
that kid was a pest
8 pages ago I handed him his pride
I owned him in everyway but at least he tried
Hopefully he comes back so theres someone worse than me
Thats quite hard to find- as you can see
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Quad Ridin Ninja
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Posts: 2,484
From: Wisconsin
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
One fish two fish red fish blue fish ya'll need to shut up for a while and think up some new ish, childish rymes go write a damn book in which even 3rd graders probably won't want to look. You have the same rap lines everytime you spit and frankley it starting to get annoying as ****. So chill the f*** out go home and read the dictionary and come back with a whole brand new vocabulary
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by KUTZ
One fish two fish red fish blue fish ya'll need to shut up for a while and think up some new ish, childish rymes go write a damn book in which even 3rd graders probably won't want to look. You have the same rap lines everytime you spit and frankley it starting to get annoying as ****. So chill the f*** out go home and read the dictionary and come back with a whole brand new vocabulary
better watch his mouth if he wants to survive
Education in Dub Dub must be top notch
but his line stink worse than his crotch
Talking and talking but not saying sh*t
he didn't even single out who he's fvckin wit
if you ask me he must be scared
I know he didn't say Skillz, doesn't dare!!
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From: Wisconsin
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Skillz your a wreck just look at your life.
No family no kids no fun and no wife.
Exscuse me for trying to use some new stuff
The education here is nothing much.
Buth that doesn't matter much all to me
Look us both rapping on the E
When most people are working me and u are relaxed
Infact in my office even my shoes get waxes
But what ever go hate and talk **** to me here
Cause deep down in side your a lanky teddy bear
No family no kids no fun and no wife.
Exscuse me for trying to use some new stuff
The education here is nothing much.
Buth that doesn't matter much all to me
Look us both rapping on the E
When most people are working me and u are relaxed
Infact in my office even my shoes get waxes
But what ever go hate and talk **** to me here
Cause deep down in side your a lanky teddy bear
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by KUTZ
Skillz your a wreck just look at your life.
No family no kids no fun and no wife.
Exscuse me for trying to use some new stuff
The education here is nothing much.
Buth that doesn't matter much all to me
Look us both rapping on the E
When most people are working me and u are relaxed
Infact in my office even my shoes get waxes
But what ever go hate and talk **** to me here
Cause deep down in side your a lanky teddy bear
No family no kids no fun and no wife.
Exscuse me for trying to use some new stuff
The education here is nothing much.
Buth that doesn't matter much all to me
Look us both rapping on the E
When most people are working me and u are relaxed
Infact in my office even my shoes get waxes
But what ever go hate and talk **** to me here
Cause deep down in side your a lanky teddy bear
All FUN and goodtimes, no kids or wife
I have no complaints bout being alone
always a new piece on my bone!!
But you're right bout rhymin at the office
like just gettin paid wasn't enuff to suffice
I got a great thing going on here
nice paycheck, full benefits, 12 massages a year
you heard me right we have massage day
I know you're jealous, you don't have to say!!
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by skillz954
Let me make some corretions about my life
All FUN and goodtimes, no kids or wife
I have no complaints bout being alone
always a new piece on my bone!!
But you're right bout rhymin at the office
like just gettin paid wasn't enuff to suffice
I got a great thing going on here
nice paycheck, full benefits, 12 massages a year
you heard me right we have massage day
I know you're jealous, you don't have to say!!
All FUN and goodtimes, no kids or wife
I have no complaints bout being alone
always a new piece on my bone!!
But you're right bout rhymin at the office
like just gettin paid wasn't enuff to suffice
I got a great thing going on here
nice paycheck, full benefits, 12 massages a year
you heard me right we have massage day
I know you're jealous, you don't have to say!!
confused for a queer
lives his life with a cat
that **** is just whack
can't ride for a damn
ran smack into a van
his mout is chock full of metal
but he claims his game is like rose petals
he's big and he's lanky
but if you call his a *****, starts reachin for a hanky
my rhymin is ****,
but I'll take a hit
***** pass that **** ova here!
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by KF_Chris
this bit ch right here
confused for a queer
lives his life with a cat
that **** is just whack
can't ride for a damn
ran smack into a van
his mout is chock full of metal
but he claims his game is like rose petals
he's big and he's lanky
but if you call his a *****, starts reachin for a hanky
my rhymin is ****,
but I'll take a hit
***** pass that **** ova here!
confused for a queer
lives his life with a cat
that **** is just whack
can't ride for a damn
ran smack into a van
his mout is chock full of metal
but he claims his game is like rose petals
he's big and he's lanky
but if you call his a *****, starts reachin for a hanky
my rhymin is ****,
but I'll take a hit
***** pass that **** ova here!
and for his first try his line ain't that gay
He's my favorite guy with attidude
always hears "what you talkin bout Dude?"
But he's really just misunderstood
acts like he grew up in the hood
Should show some more respect for my cat
before I change his mind with a baseball bat
Says I can't ride a motor bike
but I ride his b!tch like a trike
He knows I'm just playing with him
He acts like he's huge but he's kinda slim
he is right about me being big and lanky
and I always send his woman back stanky!!
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From: pensacola, fl
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by skillz954
HAHAHAHAH my ***** Icy came to play
and for his first try his line ain't that gay
He's my favorite guy with attidude
always hears "what you talkin bout Dude?"
But he's really just misunderstood
acts like he grew up in the hood
Should show some more respect for my cat
before I change his mind with a baseball bat
Says I can't ride a motor bike
but I ride his b!tch like a trike
He knows I'm just playing with him
He acts like he's huge but he's kinda slim
he is right about me being big and lanky
and I always send his woman back stanky!!
and for his first try his line ain't that gay
He's my favorite guy with attidude
always hears "what you talkin bout Dude?"
But he's really just misunderstood
acts like he grew up in the hood
Should show some more respect for my cat
before I change his mind with a baseball bat
Says I can't ride a motor bike
but I ride his b!tch like a trike
He knows I'm just playing with him
He acts like he's huge but he's kinda slim
he is right about me being big and lanky
and I always send his woman back stanky!!
you don't want none of it
I'll put your *** on the slab
I don't think, I know I'm bad
Motorbike! please
****ing Bdubs gave you a disease
I heard Larry called you a ***
probably also said you're a "ball bag"
his **** is tired, weak and it's played
works on his rhymes for days and days
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by KF_Chris
Lay off the "Icy" ****
you don't want none of it
I'll put your *** on the slab
I don't think, I know I'm bad
Motorbike! please
****ing Bdubs gave you a disease
I heard Larry called you a ***
probably also said you're a "ball bag"
his **** is tired, weak and it's played
works on his rhymes for days and days
you don't want none of it
I'll put your *** on the slab
I don't think, I know I'm bad
Motorbike! please
****ing Bdubs gave you a disease
I heard Larry called you a ***
probably also said you're a "ball bag"
his **** is tired, weak and it's played
works on his rhymes for days and days
But who is that anyhow??
I shouldn't talk about stunting
it would be a lot of fronting
So I can't do much more than power it up
but I know you ain't commin hard chump
Cuz I may not be a stunna hero
but my SKS is easy to zero
Keep talking and I'll put 2 in your head
but no one will cry when you're dead
Because in life you were always an ***
maybe in the next you'll have some class
But I can't argue with you about Larry
his game is recycled, withered, and warry
His favorite line and dessert is both "ball bag"
good thing he's married or we'd all know he's a ***!!
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From: North Andover, MA
Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Got a meeting till 5:00
so talk all you want, there'll be no reply
cuz when I get out of work I go home and chill
only on here while I'm paying the billls!!
so talk all you want, there'll be no reply
cuz when I get out of work I go home and chill
only on here while I'm paying the billls!!
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Re: What happened to The Ryming thread this is for you J.D.
Originally Posted by skillz954
MsSparkles it's a good thing I love ya
John's a lucky guy cuz there is no other
But you better show some respect calling me gay
I didn't see your punk *** in VA
what's a matter did you have to study for a test
I remember being a child too I guess
but it's all good and you got one thing right
I can eat all I want and my *** is tight!!
Now I got Lawrence comming at me with beef
but to be honest his sh*t puts me to sleep
If I do nod off, can you do me a favor
Handle that lil b!tch *** hater!!
John's a lucky guy cuz there is no other
But you better show some respect calling me gay
I didn't see your punk *** in VA
what's a matter did you have to study for a test
I remember being a child too I guess
but it's all good and you got one thing right
I can eat all I want and my *** is tight!!
Now I got Lawrence comming at me with beef
but to be honest his sh*t puts me to sleep
If I do nod off, can you do me a favor
Handle that lil b!tch *** hater!!
he will be sucking a di ck later!
and just because I am a girl
dont mean I can turn your world into a whirl
so you all better show me some respect
for I come after you and make you my new lab project!
I am just playing acting all hard
I am just a girl who belongs working on the yard
Hey skillz I know I got a good man
thats why I tell him "fu ck me as hard as you can"
yeah tahts right I like sex with John
we always do it all night long!
thats my piece for now
its time to go get drunk
and in the morning saying what the FUNK?!
hahahaha wow
