We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by n00bkid001
Why, cause this kid is out there endangering other people?
Way to keep it 'gangsta' thugga...If I said 'oh no he smokes rock, go tell his mommy!' then you could call me a snitch. If I was out there riding with no license makin chicks fall of the back of my bike and my rents found out, I'd be done for. Didn't realize we gotta be all straight up gangsta about gettin this fool off a bike.
But yes tupac, lets just let him kill someone instead.
-Max.
PS. if you thought I meant that about fvckin the 14 year olds, I didn't so you could disregard what I just said... If they're on myspace hookin up with dudes, they're ****** anyways so fugg em.
Way to keep it 'gangsta' thugga...If I said 'oh no he smokes rock, go tell his mommy!' then you could call me a snitch. If I was out there riding with no license makin chicks fall of the back of my bike and my rents found out, I'd be done for. Didn't realize we gotta be all straight up gangsta about gettin this fool off a bike.
But yes tupac, lets just let him kill someone instead.
-Max.
PS. if you thought I meant that about fvckin the 14 year olds, I didn't so you could disregard what I just said... If they're on myspace hookin up with dudes, they're ****** anyways so fugg em.
no its not all that. just the way you said it max
someone should call his parents. its like who are they to call kelms parents. thats crossing the line man. if i came home and was doing what kelms is doing and the parents go we need to talk and they bring up all the stuff from the site. kelm would probably pull a columbine.
so no need to call the kids parents and spillin all the beans who are you a school counslor you know what i mean.
karmas a ***** and what goes around comes around.
kelms time is a tickin
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by TheRomanSF415x
no its not all that. just the way you said it max
someone should call his parents. its like who are they to call kelms parents. thats crossing the line man. if i came home and was doing what kelms is doing and the parents go we need to talk and they bring up all the stuff from the site. kelm would probably pull a columbine.
so no need to call the kids parents and spillin all the beans who are you a school counslor you know what i mean.
karmas a ***** and what goes around comes around.
kelms time is a tickin
someone should call his parents. its like who are they to call kelms parents. thats crossing the line man. if i came home and was doing what kelms is doing and the parents go we need to talk and they bring up all the stuff from the site. kelm would probably pull a columbine.
so no need to call the kids parents and spillin all the beans who are you a school counslor you know what i mean.
karmas a ***** and what goes around comes around.
kelms time is a tickin
And my only problem with the karma part... at who's expense does he have to get his?
Just my opinion though..
-Max.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
at whoevers dumb enough to hop on the back and trust kelm. i wouldnt even wanna ride 10 feet away form the guy who knows if hes gonna try to kelm stand it out of nowhere or hit up the shirtless flamingo hes a maniac
lmao
lmao
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
a young girl isnt going to know any differnce from a good rider to a bad rider,if kelm made the right choices she would have been fine.theres no way to be a squid when you ride safely..this is 100% kelms fault.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
see this really bothers me for the fact kelm wont learn from this,he obviously and admitidly has a learning disorder and isnt your average person..see thats fine..theres a lot of people like that but they arnt given suvs and 100 horsepower sportbikes to ride..he has no control over a motorcycle..its mind boggling thinking of him riding a high power sportbike....and even worse thinking about him having an innocent person on the back (even if she is a myspace gutter ****),then wheeling her off the back..that is the last straw..thats too far even if it was an accident sending her off the back he doesnt have the skills to control a bike by himself on two wheels from the storys hes told..so why is he on a bike with a passenger trying to do wheelies..the state must think hes danerous also or they wouldnt have taken his licence away in the first place..anyone else would be in jail..but after all hes just "kelm",an innocent teenage whos made some bad choices..not anymore hes hurt and could have killed a person..and if he wont stop driving and riding id say he needs to be in jail.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by suicidl
KELM you are a fuking loser 

Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by RRQT
Kelm has finally dropped a girl off the back of SOMONE ELSES bike while he was wheeling it.
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by johnnycareless
how did this guy manage to get ahold of "someone else's" bike?
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
so i was looking at the "injury" photos...and this dude here posted the chick falling off the bike video from a while ago that was supposedly gixxie.......dudes the defination of white boy acting black..... http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=41386072
look at his pictures...he posted his nextel direct connect.....drunken harassment time!
look at his pictures...he posted his nextel direct connect.....drunken harassment time!
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
well its obvious hes seen this post...so i suppose hes too chicken **** to try and explain himself.
what a tool bag...have SOME sort of responsibility towards your actions.
what a tool bag...have SOME sort of responsibility towards your actions.
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Why should I have to explain myself? You wern't there, You don't know what really happened but in the end no matter how you look at it was my fault and there are no excuses for my actions.... and nothing else to say.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
I didn't log on to myspace since last Thursday and I knew that after such an extended period of time there would be a Kelm mis-adventure posted. But this one is the dumbest of all time, way to get impress, cool guy.
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
That's what I was doing.... trying to impress, right.... 
She asked me to do a wheelie and I rolled on the throttle and clicked up to 2nd, the front wheel lifted and she flew off the back - I didn't even use the damn clutch I was just getting on it.

She asked me to do a wheelie and I rolled on the throttle and clicked up to 2nd, the front wheel lifted and she flew off the back - I didn't even use the damn clutch I was just getting on it.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
You on a bike is one thing. Someone else on the bike is another.
I don't have a problem bangin wheelies with wifey on the back, but pretty much just pick em up and put em down. Better make damn sure that the person is hanging on.
It is bad enough endangering yourself with the stuff that we do. Parking lots with a passenger is one thing. Highway with a passenger is just asking to be bit.
Did anybody learn anything this tmie?
I don't have a problem bangin wheelies with wifey on the back, but pretty much just pick em up and put em down. Better make damn sure that the person is hanging on.
It is bad enough endangering yourself with the stuff that we do. Parking lots with a passenger is one thing. Highway with a passenger is just asking to be bit.
Did anybody learn anything this tmie?
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Sell Everything And Get A Clue. I Haven't Read Every Post About This But, From Just Getting The Story And Knowing About The Kelminator On Here There Is No Way This Squid Should Be Rideing Wheelies With Yitches On The Back. If You Put Your Self At Risk Fine But Other People NOWAY. You Are Really Fuking Retarded. I Mean You Really Are. This Whole Kelm Thing Went From Funny To Serious To Scary. Thats What He Is Turning Into A Serious Risk To Other People. Lets Hope It Doesn't Get Somebody Killed.







