We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by aw0n0
**** that, tornado's are even worse.
two areas im not living are anywhere near; a fault line and tornado alley. what are those hicks in tornado alley thinking!? ill take 10 hurricanes a year over even the slightest chance of a tornado.
two areas im not living are anywhere near; a fault line and tornado alley. what are those hicks in tornado alley thinking!? ill take 10 hurricanes a year over even the slightest chance of a tornado.
not to go too far
here....I'm not a redneck
and tornadoes are no joke...however I think hurricanes are prolly a lil worse....never been in a hurricane tho so I really couldn't tell 'ya...
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by FAhq
not to go too far
here....I'm not a redneck
and tornadoes are no joke...however I think hurricanes are prolly a lil worse....never been in a hurricane tho so I really couldn't tell 'ya...
here....I'm not a redneck
and tornadoes are no joke...however I think hurricanes are prolly a lil worse....never been in a hurricane tho so I really couldn't tell 'ya...
A tornado, that sum biatch will come out of no where and get ya when you are sleepin.
but hey, don't get me wrong, both disasters ****...
now why is this thread subject changed?
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
ummm,with a hurricane you have a couple days notice before they sneak up on ya, you can evacuate/batton down the hatches.
A tornado, that sum biatch will come out of no where and get ya when you are sleepin.
but hey, don't get me wrong, both disasters ****...
now why is this thread subject changed?
A tornado, that sum biatch will come out of no where and get ya when you are sleepin.
but hey, don't get me wrong, both disasters ****...
now why is this thread subject changed?
and with tornadoes if the sky turnes green....time to get in the basement 'ya never know if it'll swoop down and destroy one house in a suburb and leave the rest untouched or if it'll destroy an entire trailer park....fortunatley there aren't any trailer parks near here
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Someone use a music code to auto play RHCP "breaking the girl" that would be funny!
Originally Posted by RRQT
Listen, I know he is going to whine and ***** to get this thread deleted and that is up to the moderators of this board ... BUT ... I am so angry right now - as I bet a lot of other people are going to be.
We have all tried to help out Alex Kelm here. Hell, I was one of this biggest supporters, as was John and eventually Skillz. We have all stuck up for him and given him advice OVER AND OVER even though he never took it ...
Well ... I believe deep down we all new Kelm was a danger to himself and others but I think we thought that by sticking by him we could help him to avoid this ... well, we were wrong.
Kelm has finally dropped a girl off the back of SOMONE ELSES bike while he was wheeling it. Here is HIS blog about it and her myspace profile with [ics of some of the roadrash ...
WE NEED TO GET THIS KID OFF A BIKE! Someone should call the police - or go to them if you live in VA ... and report him - hell its all over his myspace so there is proof - maybe they can ATLEAST get him for driving with no license if not getting him for reckless endangerment.
HELL Alex ... ***** all ya want - but I have completely lost ALL respect for you and I have a feeling most other respectable stunters will feel the same way.
Here is her link followed by his myspace link then the blog incase he deletes it before you can read it - he claims he just made a "mistake" ... at her expense.
http://www.myspace.com/daniellemarth
http://www.myspace.com/alexkelm
BLOG:
Before I begin to tell you anything I want to say I tried to keep this under wraps but as always it comes out, and people got are going off on me... and to tell you the truth, I realize what I've done and although Danielle may have frogiven me - I haven't and won't ever frogive myself, it's just something I'm going to have to live with. ***********************************
Along time ago I went on a date with a girl named Danielle and we both opened up like alot to each other and everything but for some reason it didn't work out.... but even after being on many many more dates nothing came close to the happiness I felt when I was hanging with Danielle.
Well it turns out that she was now single again so I decided for one last try to try to jump start something and I invited her to go riding with me and my friends.... Myself, Jamie (with Heather), and Eric (with Courtland).
It was awesome.... I was riding and also at the same time being with Danielle, not to sound obsessed or pressed but I don't think life could have felt any more better than it was then. So we ride all around and we end up 40 some odd miles down 610 out in the middle of what appeared to look like West Virginia or something, and we came across a mile long straight away.
All day long I've been doing wheelies with Danielle and riding them out good... So she was used to them and wasn't telling me to stop, well seriously that is. I tell her I'm going to do a wheelie and press my hands against her hands, which unknowingly were not the right way to hold on like I had thought... my fault entirely people. So when I get up in the wheelie she flys completely off the back of the bike and my friend Eric swerves then locks up his breaks followed by several other cars doing the same thing.
I slam on the brakes and put down the kickstand then run back to Danielle who is kneeling over in the ditch.... I thought the cops might be coming so I get her to get back on the bike because Jamie is already gone having got on the throttle earlier. So we ride to where Jamie was, less than a min or two down the road and she gets off we check her out.
She has some road rash all over, and I almost have a break down but Danielle tells me some things and I manage to stay strong. We take a half hour break and we are so far out but we need to get to a store so she gets on the bike and we go to 7-11, on the way there she faints.... yes faints, stress and what not of course. Her head is laying on my left shoulder and I use my left hand to kind of keep her up.
We make it to 7-11 and call Jamie's brother (Justin) to come pick her up.... and we load my bike in the back of Justin's pick up truck and I get in the truck with them and hold Danielle. Once we got back to my house I tried to clean her up but she was in too much pain, so I let her sleep after we called her mom and her mom came to get her.
What makes me sad the most is that one of the things Danielle told the girls when she was laying down waiting for Justin at 7-11.... I won't say what she told them but knowing that, and then having this happen to her -- It def. makes me feel like I ruined a chance of anything happening she told me she loved me and liked me alot that's why she did what she told the girls.... and when I called to check on her after the accident, I asked her if she meant the things she said last night and she told me yes so I guess we will see where this goes.
But for now, I'm going to be there by her side for her till she gets better. Besides, there's no need to rush things... a good friend of mine once said if you don't have paitence, then the best things in life can be messed up and I refuse to let this be messed up.
We have all tried to help out Alex Kelm here. Hell, I was one of this biggest supporters, as was John and eventually Skillz. We have all stuck up for him and given him advice OVER AND OVER even though he never took it ...
Well ... I believe deep down we all new Kelm was a danger to himself and others but I think we thought that by sticking by him we could help him to avoid this ... well, we were wrong.
Kelm has finally dropped a girl off the back of SOMONE ELSES bike while he was wheeling it. Here is HIS blog about it and her myspace profile with [ics of some of the roadrash ...
WE NEED TO GET THIS KID OFF A BIKE! Someone should call the police - or go to them if you live in VA ... and report him - hell its all over his myspace so there is proof - maybe they can ATLEAST get him for driving with no license if not getting him for reckless endangerment.
HELL Alex ... ***** all ya want - but I have completely lost ALL respect for you and I have a feeling most other respectable stunters will feel the same way.
Here is her link followed by his myspace link then the blog incase he deletes it before you can read it - he claims he just made a "mistake" ... at her expense.
http://www.myspace.com/daniellemarth
http://www.myspace.com/alexkelm
BLOG:
Before I begin to tell you anything I want to say I tried to keep this under wraps but as always it comes out, and people got are going off on me... and to tell you the truth, I realize what I've done and although Danielle may have frogiven me - I haven't and won't ever frogive myself, it's just something I'm going to have to live with. ***********************************
Along time ago I went on a date with a girl named Danielle and we both opened up like alot to each other and everything but for some reason it didn't work out.... but even after being on many many more dates nothing came close to the happiness I felt when I was hanging with Danielle.
Well it turns out that she was now single again so I decided for one last try to try to jump start something and I invited her to go riding with me and my friends.... Myself, Jamie (with Heather), and Eric (with Courtland).
It was awesome.... I was riding and also at the same time being with Danielle, not to sound obsessed or pressed but I don't think life could have felt any more better than it was then. So we ride all around and we end up 40 some odd miles down 610 out in the middle of what appeared to look like West Virginia or something, and we came across a mile long straight away.
All day long I've been doing wheelies with Danielle and riding them out good... So she was used to them and wasn't telling me to stop, well seriously that is. I tell her I'm going to do a wheelie and press my hands against her hands, which unknowingly were not the right way to hold on like I had thought... my fault entirely people. So when I get up in the wheelie she flys completely off the back of the bike and my friend Eric swerves then locks up his breaks followed by several other cars doing the same thing.
I slam on the brakes and put down the kickstand then run back to Danielle who is kneeling over in the ditch.... I thought the cops might be coming so I get her to get back on the bike because Jamie is already gone having got on the throttle earlier. So we ride to where Jamie was, less than a min or two down the road and she gets off we check her out.
She has some road rash all over, and I almost have a break down but Danielle tells me some things and I manage to stay strong. We take a half hour break and we are so far out but we need to get to a store so she gets on the bike and we go to 7-11, on the way there she faints.... yes faints, stress and what not of course. Her head is laying on my left shoulder and I use my left hand to kind of keep her up.
We make it to 7-11 and call Jamie's brother (Justin) to come pick her up.... and we load my bike in the back of Justin's pick up truck and I get in the truck with them and hold Danielle. Once we got back to my house I tried to clean her up but she was in too much pain, so I let her sleep after we called her mom and her mom came to get her.
What makes me sad the most is that one of the things Danielle told the girls when she was laying down waiting for Justin at 7-11.... I won't say what she told them but knowing that, and then having this happen to her -- It def. makes me feel like I ruined a chance of anything happening she told me she loved me and liked me alot that's why she did what she told the girls.... and when I called to check on her after the accident, I asked her if she meant the things she said last night and she told me yes so I guess we will see where this goes.
But for now, I'm going to be there by her side for her till she gets better. Besides, there's no need to rush things... a good friend of mine once said if you don't have paitence, then the best things in life can be messed up and I refuse to let this be messed up.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by Big Jarsh
ummm,with a hurricane you have a couple days notice before they sneak up on ya, you can evacuate/batton down the hatches.
A tornado, that sum biatch will come out of no where and get ya when you are sleepin.
A tornado, that sum biatch will come out of no where and get ya when you are sleepin.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by aw0n0
yea man unless you live UNDER sea level or in a hut, you really wont have any problems with a hurricane. we get hit with at least one every year, its no big deal. if your house is getting hit by a tornado every year youd better have some damn good insurance.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by RRQT
and Mr. Skillz - it would be appreciated if you could do the same - I will stop arguing against him and you stop arguing for him ... deal?
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by LEASIN IT
Sweet... my middle name sucks.. wish it was danger... 

Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by skillz954
yeah ******* is a rough middle name....what were your parents thinking?!?!?! 

same as yours were, when the named you azsphincter.
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
I need to go back and read some more Kelm threads for entertainment.
Did we actually learn anything, or when will the next thread come up.....
back on topic
Did we actually learn anything, or when will the next thread come up.....
back on topic
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by skillz954
yeah ******* is a rough middle name....what were your parents thinking?!?!?! 

Your mom doesnt mind screamin it ...
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by LEASIN IT
Dont be jealous ....
Your mom doesnt mind screamin it ... 
Your mom doesnt mind screamin it ... 
Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by telefonica600
same as yours were, when the named you azsphincter.
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Re: We Need to Get Him Off A Bike ... Forever
Originally Posted by telefonica600
I need to go back and read some more Kelm threads for entertainment.
Did we actually learn anything, or when will the next thread come up.....
back on topic
Did we actually learn anything, or when will the next thread come up.....
back on topic







