I love you.....
Been here a LONG time
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 7,373
From: Kingston, NH
Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by Kelm
Woah, I don't remember even posting this.... For real, Wow... First time ever trashed I loved it.
Uh oh ... Kelms discovered alcohol ... he will never be sober again ...
I'm baaaaack!!
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 3,269
From: Hanover (York), PA
Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by MikeM
I here by declare that from this day forth, smirnoff ice will now be known as.....
KELM ICE !!!!
KELM ICE !!!!
I forsee lots of really stupid posts on the weekend, and the next day him saying "I don't remember posting that......"
Just like this one.
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,322
From: coatesville pa/camp lejeune NC
Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by Erik
Give me one more reason to ban you, and I will, have a nice day
-Max.
PS. I wont really rape your cat or even go near your cat....but don't ban kelm. That would throw off the whole ecosystem of SL.
bp chaser
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 85,653
From: LI, NY and I drive in Australia
Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by n00bkid001
If you ban kelm I will rape your cat with a soldering iron. Kelm posts make me feel better about myself after a long night of drinking in which I hit on nasty girls and talk about all the wrong stuff to all the wrong people....hell I could watch my mom get hit by a bus and so long as I sign on to SL to see a kelm thread....I won't give a **** 'cause that IS the power of kelm.
-Max.
PS. I wont really rape your cat or even go near your cat....but don't ban kelm. That would throw off the whole ecosystem of SL.
-Max.
PS. I wont really rape your cat or even go near your cat....but don't ban kelm. That would throw off the whole ecosystem of SL.
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,322
From: coatesville pa/camp lejeune NC
Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by MikeM
he wasnt referring to kelm, go back and look again
Idub=*****. Theres your one more reason
-Max
STOP THE BUCKING!!!!!!!!!
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 7,720
From: SO CAL
Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by Kelm
She's my best friend... Defiantly 18 and legal 
if shes your friend Kelm! you gotta hit that to be a P-I-M-P!kelm-ice hahahahaa..i love it
~FSPalex
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,322
From: coatesville pa/camp lejeune NC
Re: I love you.....
Does anyone else feel like you just saw a kid go from squeeky voice little nerd to gangsta *** pimp havin 3 ho's pregnant all while 'damn it feels good to be a gangsta' is playing in your head?
Ok, me neither but I look forward to kelms future drunken posts. Welcome to the nights you wont ever remember and the days where the only way to get rid of a hangover is to get hammered again....
-Max.
Ok, me neither but I look forward to kelms future drunken posts. Welcome to the nights you wont ever remember and the days where the only way to get rid of a hangover is to get hammered again....
-Max.
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Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by Red
Bwaahahahah!!!! Kelm Ice!!
I forsee lots of really stupid posts on the weekend, and the next day him saying "I don't remember posting that......"
Just like this one.
I forsee lots of really stupid posts on the weekend, and the next day him saying "I don't remember posting that......"
Just like this one.
Registered User
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,322
From: coatesville pa/camp lejeune NC
Re: I love you.....
Originally Posted by Kelm
I got drunk again last night.... There wern't any posts, calm your worries.
Red....BUH-BUH-BUH-BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN
-Max.
