Relax Crtchrktrcr,
We all know your the ****,
You could take Skillz out,
With only one hit.

Sorry It took so long,
To bust another rhyme,
I was busy ridin,
I didnt have the time.

You say I'm a "Pretty Boy"
You say I'm Like "Kane"
But theres only one problem,
I dont have the fame.

I dont have the skills,
To compare myself YET
The motherfvcker is good,
I have to admit.

I think its funny,
When JD writes a rhyme,
His *** should be aressted,
Its like committing a crime.

By the way crtchrktrcr,
When my magazine comes out,
If its a success,
You'll be in it, No Doubt!!

Well Im done for now,
But keep it goin, its funny,
Im goin back to work,
To try to make me some money.

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haha this thread is bad

 

well jesse jacobs nows my time
to spit a fukin dope *** rhyme

thats it LOL

but your magazine looks tight.. when is it comin out its like another super street bike

 

It looks better in person,
And its brand new,
Ill get you a copy,
And autograph it too!!!!

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get me a copy will you please
but youre not gonna see me beggin on my knees
if you autograph it that will be nice
but just rmbr i'm not payin twice

 

Nice try my friend,
But your rhymes are lame,
You and JD,
Are exactly the same!!!

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can i still get a copy of your mag
even tho you might think my rhymes are bad

 

Im not sure how many are going to be made man so I cant promise anything. But I might be able to pull some strings

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I'm back in this thread by popular demand
I've got more rhymes in this b1tch than the desert's got sand
I step up in here with the mic in my hand
I don't need no music I don't even need a band

My lyrics are sick
My style is wild
I'll leave you crying to momma
Like an innocent child

You're raps hold together like a hydrogen bond
They fall all apart before I can respond
I don't know what you are trying to prove
I can't even figure out the point of your groove

Now I'll rise to the top of this rap thread fame
Leaving everyone else to hang themselves in shame

I don't have to rap about ****** your moms
I just come in this thread to drop my lyrical bombs



Big Jarsh

 

Your doubting my circles? silly boy, cant you see?
look at your avatar!! YOUVE GOT POWER WHEELIES...
zip up your jacket, dont want to get dirty,
when your bouncin em up at a hundred and thirty
show me some skill, some true gangsta ****,
THEN ill believe all these rhymes that you spit
but until then go practice, get circle wheelies,
cuz until then your GAAABAGE when compared to me..
so just admit it my friend, you truly can handle this
cuz my avatar, my riding, and yer girl are FAAABULOUS!!!



anyone else havin fun yet??

 

for sheeeeezzy
let me know playa

 

poems are funny as hell

 

You think your back,
By popular demand?
Have'nt you heard,
I'm the new "Man"

But it's ok,
Don't worry about it bro,
If no one has told you,
Now you know.

I hate that you have me,
Wasting my time,
Having to tell you,
That you cannot rhyme.

You really are,
A big disgrace,
I bet at Stuntwars,
You won't show your face.

Well I guess I'm done,
Rippin on you for now,
If you don't know how to wheelie,
I can teach you how.

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leeme try!!!

Ill be at stuntwars,
when they open the gates.
look for T-neck rockin a shoulder brace.
636, crispy tee, all blue and black,
white skull on the front, HAI on the back.
If you still dont see me, its all in good fun,
ill be posted on the podium, on spot NUMBER 1. :YEAH

 

Ha Ha good shlt my man. That rhyme was inteded for Big Jarsh though bro.

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i figured, but i wanted to go anyway...im impatient..LOL

 

You ain't the new man, You ain't even the ****
Try to knock me down you're the one that gets hit

You're damn right I won't step foot at stunt wars
I'll be busy at the hotel with your girl and the rest of the ******

Where do you get your rhymes for this thread?
Is it a nursery rhyme book or out of your silly little head?
I've got this ****, I've owned it since day one
Please don't reply, cause your time here is done.

Jesse Jacobs that's a familiar name,
I'm sure I've heard it before
In the same sentence as LAME
You're just a little kid out of henderson Nevada
Why don't you leave this place before you end up a splatta

Now that I've ripped you to **** and left you in sorrow
You should go back to doctor Seuss and return those rhymes
He let you borrow



Big Jarsh

 

Hahahhaha nice nice...

 

you know it JD......I've never seen a gangsta get so sensitive before

 

Ha Ha Good ****.

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