Cool secret facts about ME!! and some hypothetacal questions!
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Cool secret facts about ME!! and some hypothetacal questions!
Facts!
1. Im a BIIIIIG guy on a itty bitty bike!
2. I like toast!
3. Im VERY bored right now
4. Im a dork
5. I belive the answer to the age old question: why are we here? is SEAFOOD!
6. I have lost over 100lbs and still weigh a little over 300lbs
7. I gained my weight from getting ran over by a u-haul and not walking for a year!
questions!
1. does it count as a "12" if you accidently back against a wall and your tire and tail light are both touching?
2. what IS a retard? is it someone who was a TARD and then got better but became worse again and became a RE-tard?
3. who wouldnt want to shoot those fukking cha cha cha charmin bears?
4. does anyone else every want to punch their TV when an ARBY's commercial is on?
5. If you met arby's "corn beef Bob!" guy, wouldnt you beat him till your arms were just to heavy to lift?
last question!
6. Who hasnt figured out by now that in addition to being VERY bored, I am on a new pain med for my wrist surgery?
Sorry all.........I just wanted to be goofy and have some fun and I dont think that I have ever started a post ***** thread and I always have so much fun with you all here LOL!!!
Fox
1. Im a BIIIIIG guy on a itty bitty bike!
2. I like toast!
3. Im VERY bored right now
4. Im a dork
5. I belive the answer to the age old question: why are we here? is SEAFOOD!
6. I have lost over 100lbs and still weigh a little over 300lbs
7. I gained my weight from getting ran over by a u-haul and not walking for a year!
questions!
1. does it count as a "12" if you accidently back against a wall and your tire and tail light are both touching?
2. what IS a retard? is it someone who was a TARD and then got better but became worse again and became a RE-tard?
3. who wouldnt want to shoot those fukking cha cha cha charmin bears?
4. does anyone else every want to punch their TV when an ARBY's commercial is on?
5. If you met arby's "corn beef Bob!" guy, wouldnt you beat him till your arms were just to heavy to lift?
last question!
6. Who hasnt figured out by now that in addition to being VERY bored, I am on a new pain med for my wrist surgery?
Sorry all.........I just wanted to be goofy and have some fun and I dont think that I have ever started a post ***** thread and I always have so much fun with you all here LOL!!!
Fox
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Re: Cool secret facts about ME!! and some hypothetacal questions!
Corrections to the facts
1. the bike isnt that small. she holds both clumbsy and i quite nicely.
2. He LOVES toast!
3. I dont know why he is bored. i am laying in bed nekkid very close to him.
4. He isnt a dork. He is very sweet and loving, and has shown me that it is OK to play in the toys with my kids and not lose intelligence.
5. the answer will change in a few weeks, but its a great answer for now.
6. Yes he has lost alot of weight. (sex burns alot of calories )
7. He failed to mention that his mom is constantly cooking and saying "here try this" 8-9 times a day.
Answer to questions:
1. No
2. i always thought that a retard was when they put new tar on the road that just screwes up the undercarriage of bikes and cars.
3. If i owed a gun i would gladly shoot those bears.
4. I dont want to punch it, but i have been known to throw heavy objects at it.
5. No, i would use an entire roll of duck tape on his mouth in hopes he could never speak again.
6. Since i was giving him his pain meds, i new, and wow is he funny when he is on them.
we need to find an open mike night for him and just let him go. Everyone would need stitches at the end of his show.
Fox's Queen AKA Blaze
1. the bike isnt that small. she holds both clumbsy and i quite nicely.
2. He LOVES toast!
3. I dont know why he is bored. i am laying in bed nekkid very close to him.
4. He isnt a dork. He is very sweet and loving, and has shown me that it is OK to play in the toys with my kids and not lose intelligence.
5. the answer will change in a few weeks, but its a great answer for now.
6. Yes he has lost alot of weight. (sex burns alot of calories )
7. He failed to mention that his mom is constantly cooking and saying "here try this" 8-9 times a day.
Answer to questions:
1. No
2. i always thought that a retard was when they put new tar on the road that just screwes up the undercarriage of bikes and cars.
3. If i owed a gun i would gladly shoot those bears.
4. I dont want to punch it, but i have been known to throw heavy objects at it.
5. No, i would use an entire roll of duck tape on his mouth in hopes he could never speak again.
6. Since i was giving him his pain meds, i new, and wow is he funny when he is on them.
we need to find an open mike night for him and just let him go. Everyone would need stitches at the end of his show.
Fox's Queen AKA Blaze
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