^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
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Re: ^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
I Enjoy Posting At StuntLife!
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From: Fort Worth, TX
Re: ^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
^^ should know they do till they see me get out of the truck with crutches...
i even had a parking lot security guard question me .. *sigh*
i even had a parking lot security guard question me .. *sigh*
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Re: ^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
^^^^Now knows I just got A ******* $320 Speeding ticket in the big dog truck...Just so happens The first time I ever decide to go ever 65 in this lifted beast there of course is A ******* state pig right there as I gas it up to my top out speed (90mph)...So I'm to slow to run, To big to try to maneuver away and I would prob flip if I tried gunning it off the next off ramp.
So Being good, I pull over and he comes up to me and says
" DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING! YOUR AN IDIOT!"
So I say.. Well I think my truck tops at about 70-75mph sir so I would say 65? he says
" OK smart ***, You were going 90mph and I got that clocked on my Laser! Speed limit is 55 and you are getting A ticket, Thats 1 fact you won't be laughing about"
So I go, When Did I laugh? I pulled right over and I told you how fast I thought I was going.. If being A smart *** is being honest, I guess I am being A big smart *** to you.. He looks at me and shakes his head and says
"Yea' Well see" (Although that doesn't make sense, thats what he said? lol) .
Go's back to his car and when He gets back to my window he say's, "
I wrote you up for going slower then you were, You have 20days to pay this or fight it, Quick the speeding bull and maybe you wont see me again"
I look at the ticket and he put 87 in A 55 instead of 90 in A 55... I honestly don't think My speedo is right and I don't think the truck tops 80-85...So What the ****! What A ******* dick cop. COPS LIE! FTP!
So Being good, I pull over and he comes up to me and says
" DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING! YOUR AN IDIOT!"
So I say.. Well I think my truck tops at about 70-75mph sir so I would say 65? he says
" OK smart ***, You were going 90mph and I got that clocked on my Laser! Speed limit is 55 and you are getting A ticket, Thats 1 fact you won't be laughing about"
So I go, When Did I laugh? I pulled right over and I told you how fast I thought I was going.. If being A smart *** is being honest, I guess I am being A big smart *** to you.. He looks at me and shakes his head and says
"Yea' Well see" (Although that doesn't make sense, thats what he said? lol) .
Go's back to his car and when He gets back to my window he say's, "
I wrote you up for going slower then you were, You have 20days to pay this or fight it, Quick the speeding bull and maybe you wont see me again"
I look at the ticket and he put 87 in A 55 instead of 90 in A 55... I honestly don't think My speedo is right and I don't think the truck tops 80-85...So What the ****! What A ******* dick cop. COPS LIE! FTP!
Last edited by Sick.Nate; May 20, 2008 at 05:12 PM.
