^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
all better^^ 
*Sportbike Princess*
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 2,997
From: Texas Biitches!
Re: ^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
^^he has now idea how much I want too^^
going on week 2 with this crap and its getting worse. Sinus infection, hayfever crap, and the beginning of strep throat thats getting worse. Friday Im hittin the dr.
going on week 2 with this crap and its getting worse. Sinus infection, hayfever crap, and the beginning of strep throat thats getting worse. Friday Im hittin the dr.
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 6,461
From: Indiana
Re: ^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
^^Has a "headache"^^
"She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him", he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him you have a headache."
"She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.
She played along and the gorilla got even more excited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him", he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell him you have a headache."
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 6,461
From: Indiana
Re: ^^^Say Somthin about the person above ^^^
