goodyear needs no more condom donations, as i more than cover their needs.

 

I forgot, yeah, all those unopened condoms youve been collecting....

 

they're unopened when i get them...

 

i would certainly hope so

 

hey sometimes it's fun finding a squishy surprise in your rubbers

 

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all.

 

A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

 

That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons.

 

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible

 

My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch <U>helps</U> me walk.

 

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

 

Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.

 

A man walks outside on his porch, and sees a snail sitting on the railing. He walks over to it, picks it up, and throws it as far as he can into the front yard. Well, 3 years later the old man walks out on his porch again, and sees the same snail sitting on the railing. It looks over at him with an angry face and says, "WHAT THE **** WAS THAT FOR!!???" :YEAH

 

mwahahaha

 

target is the anit-christ...

 

walmart is nothing but a bunch of comy bastards.....

 

im training to become a ninja master of the ninjitsue.....nebody have ne of that cool powder stuff that u disapear in....i cant find ne on ebay...my plan is to run out in front of a car....throw the powder down...then runaway.....then fight crime like batman...

 

my frends cat tried to commit suicide...we came to his house...and the cat had his hed in the water bowl and not getting up...it wasnt drinking...cuz i herd it meow...it sounded funny...but we saved it...its a tricky lil bastard...

 

a frend in need is a frend indeed...a frend with weed is better....

 

figures id find nick and huck *****'n it up n here