Today Riot Radio recieved a press release from a group calling themselves "The Alliance Against Thomas The Infidel" and accompanying photographs showing what appears to be the crime scene where 4 American Krispy Kreme doughnuts were abducted in what police are calling a daring daylight raid on a heavily fortified garage located in the Southeastern United States. So far no demands have been made and no word on the condition of the hostages.





Stay tuned to Riot Radio for around-the-clock updates on the terrorists demands and the condition of the hostages.

-E

 

that's sick, what's the ransom at?

 

i dont think thomas would hold them for ransom. im guessin the krispy kremes are already gone.

 

bahaha...damn yall rag on him so hard haha

 

bastards!!!

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaha h funny ****

 

Please take two steps back!

 

Step away from the doughnuts, thomas. no good can come out of this situation.

 

it's ok your mommy loves you just dont hurt the donuts they havent done anything to you stay calm please release the donuts or ill have to call S.W.A.T out on you

 

those things are goners

 

now i want one....damnit...brb.

 

Get me one too.. i'm houngry!

 

REUTERS: February 1, 2005:

A group calling themselves "The Alliance Against Thomas The Infidel" has released photos of the 4 American Krispy Kreme hostages abducted last weekend. The group is demanding $50,000 for the safe return of the four hostages.

The group is demanding a portion of the earnings Thomas received from working as an Emcee at numerous stunt competitions recently and is citing the exorbitant amount of money Thomas has spent recently on Krispy Kreme doughnuts since his rise in popularity.

US Government officials have examined the photos and conclude that the hostages appear to be in good health. Family members are saying they look tired and distressed.



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-E