Batman: [ suppressing tears ] Uh.. I'm Batman. Thank you for.. for coming.. I.. I said I wasn't gonna cry! I was fine.. until about a minute ago.. There's nothing more important to the Angel of Death than his friends. And looking out at all your.. [ weeps ] fa-aces.. makes me realize.. I'm sorry!

Robin: [ jumping forward ] It's okay, Batman!

Batman: Sorry, Robin.. I can't help it..

Robin: [ weeping ] Oh, man.. here I go.. when I see you cry, it makes me cry-y-y...

[ Black Lightning enters ]

Jimmy Olson: EXcuse me.. excuse me, this is a private service.

Black Lightning: Uh-huh.. no, man, I'm Black Lightning!

Jimmy Olson: Black Lightning?

Black Lightning: Black Lightning! You know me! Me and the Angel of Death were like this! [ crosses fingers ] We were tight! I had my own comic book back in the 1970's! i'm the one that taught him how to fly!

Jimmy Olson: Look, I'm sorry.. I'm the Angle of Death's pal, I've never heard of you..

Black Lightning: Come on, man.. Black Lightning! I shoot electric charges. There's Batman - he knows me! Yo! Batman! What's up, man! It's me!

[ Batman doesn't recognize him ]

Jimmy Olson: Sorry, Mr. Lightning, uh.. if it were up to me, it would be no problem.. but, you know..

Black Lightning: Oh, it's like that, huh? It's like that?

Jimmy Olson: I'm sorry, you're gonna have to go..

Black Lightning: Alright, man! Why don't you eat some lightning bolts, chump! [ zaps Jimmy with a lightning laser ]

Jimmy Olson: Ow! Alright, man! GET OUT!!

Black Lightning: Hey, man! Get off my case! Chump! [ zaps him again ]

Jimmy Olson: Hey! That stings! NOW, GET OUT!!

Black Lightning: [ yells ] Hey, yo! Black Lightning! [ motions, then exits ]

Batman: [ continuing his eulogy ] Uh.. some people here, from Marvel Comics, have come to pay their respects..

[ Spiderman, Incredible Hulk and Mister Fantastic step up to the podium ]

Incredible Hulk: I.. I wish I.. Hulk not good with words. Hulk write it down. [ takes out sheet of paper, then puts on reading glasses ] Angel of Death was that rarest of things. Every superhero owes him a debt of gratitude and homage. His life was a super-human expression of the noblest asperations of man. And, in death, he has become the ideal. Of my friend the Angel of Death, I can only say this: he was.. my.. hero!" [ removes glasses, near tears ] I.. Hulk.. just.. Hulk.. Hulk just not the same! [ smashes podium to bits ] Enough said.

Jimmy Olson: [ runs up, excited ] I just heard from the Chief of Police! The Legion of Doom's attacking Metropolis Civic Arena!

Perry White: [ jumping up ] Great Caeser's ghost!

Jimmy Olson: You know, I can't help thinking: this looks like a job for the Angel of Death!

Batman: Okay. Thank you, Jimmy. We're gonna have to try to carry on without the Angel of Death. You understand me okay? Who can fly? [ hands are raised ] Okay, get going! Anybody have super strength? [ hands are raised ] Okay, great! Can anyone here change the rotation of the Earth on its axis? [hands are raised ] Really? That's great! Come on, let's go! Let's do it fdor the Angel of Death! runs out with everyone else ]

[ show Black Lightning in the back corner quietly pocketing Aquaman's shrimp for himself ]

Lois Lane: [ close- up ] Oh, that Clark Kent! Where can he be? He's missing the Angel Of Death's funeral!

 

Let me be the first to say that the Angel of Death (rip) will be greatly missed here at Stuntlife.com. Not only was he one of the most accomplished posters, but he always spoke a sort of truth you don't hear from everybody. Along with following the site guidelines to a "t" he was a complete gentleman at all times.

If only the super-****-mods hadn't got all edit-happy and ban-happy he might still be here with us.

It is truly a sad sad day at stuntlife.com

Goodnight everyone.

May his eternal soul rest in peace!

 

i miss angel of death....damn them *****

 

Hey KC what did I miss?????

 

sometime today mr. angel of death was banned

 

dude this place is out of control.......SHUGGA YOUR SITE IS SERIOUSLY GOING DOWN HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

this is a thread to pay your respects

 

Angel of Death was a character.
He rode bears into the sunset, and this one time he fought off giant rabbits and saved a small village.

 

shut up..........

 

what did i say

 

put a ***** in ur mouth!

 

i would, but they're all in yours

 

Jesus Christ, we're all here today to mourn the falling a freind not squack at each other like childrend.

RIP Angel!

 

HES NOT FUKING DEAD! he got booted off a site.......holy ****

 

angel of death loves gushers, i sent him 6 boxes of them once, he ate 3 boxes in one day and got a real bad tummy ache

 

he also loves vagina!

 

I like vagina to, can someone send me 6 vaginas in the mail?

 

Why Was Angel Of Death Banned You ****s, Wasnt He A Mod For A Boared In Here And Your Going To Band Him.

This Place Is Slowly And Now Shooting Down Hill Like A ****ing Bob Sled Team Winning The Gold....

Shoot For The Gold You Supa Mods.... Just Watch Out Them Turns Will Bite You In The *** When You Fall Out!!!!!!!!!!!!

And You Will Fall Out Soon Very Soon....

 

why the **** was my thread ****ing moved to the damn post ******.....thats
i started that thread to show you you guys are being ***'s for banning him....there are other people out there that have done ****ing worse.

 

he he lets see what happens when i do this















you guys take s h i t way to seriously. it the f u c k ing internet.
get your heads out your ***"s and play dont be dicks and move things ban people that been here longer than you, people give them more respect then you all cuz your ****ing power trip....... well have fun driving this site to ****..
super mods that banned angel of death... n
this is for you, and congrats on the biggest douch award...