man, got a customer waiting to go into finance to buy a new bike right now, and he's frustrated because he's 600 lbs and we don't stock size 6XL jackets and size 3XL helmets, and his selection is very "limited"......

 

Tell him to lay off the cupcakes and it wont be an issue

 

Dude, you have no idea... This man hasn't seen his ***** since like 6th grade. He would have to lift his stomach up to reach it because his belly hangs a good foot or so below his belt buckle. I don't think he needs a tank protector unless he wears a shirt with a zipper. The tank will be the safest thing on that bike...

 

this guy has his priorities all fucked up lol he should be pissed at the fact that hes 600 lbs haha **** the gear. and i feel sorry for that bike

 

what would you need gear for if you have all that fat

 

it ceases to be a bike, and is now a thong with a light on the back. We need to order some bar-end trucker mirrors.

 

 

He's a *** for trying to buy anything but one of these,, not ur problem it's his

 

I think that all these big *** people nee to quit just walk all slow in front of me everywhere. **** its annoying. lol you guys have this similar problem!

 

wat his he tryin to buy

 

take pics of the lard *** on the bike, i bet its hilarious

 

did u recommend the kawasaki 250s
how the **** can he even get on a bike

 

+600

 

+1

 

screw that he should be buyin a treadmill not one of those

 

Pics or ban hahaha

 

hahah thats the funniest **** ever

 

Does he need a stepping stool and a crane to get his leg over it?

Leave the guy alone, he has dunlap disease, his belly dun lapped over his bike and he lost it!

He won't need any crash protection for that bike, saved by the lard. Think road rash qualifies as liposuction? When he comes back rashed up give him a Dr.'s bill for your help on his weight loss and charge it to his insurance.

Working retail you're going to deal with the largest amount of ignorance possible, and you're in an area where people's ignorance replaces common sense and experience. That is why there are so many motorcycle accidents in Texas. Egos and ignorance get in the way of common sense.

Sadly for some reason I still miss Texas...

 

He's not picking it up yet. He first came in on a Versys or a ER-6N. I wasn't about to help him sit on the Versys, because it sits tall, and I'm not letting anyone put their sweaty armpit around the back of my head to climb on a bike he will not be able to get off of. Then he sat on the ER-6N and you couldn't see the tank at all... his ***** almost rested on the gas cap.

Got him on a Vulcan 900 Custom..... I would suggest the extended warranty.... I'll get pics when he comes to pick it up yO!

 

How did you get the ER-6N out of the meaty folds of his ***/stomach combo?

I'll bet a side profile was great. Two tiny wheels sticking out of a whole lotta sweaty dude.

NO HOMO

He's getting a cruiser he doesn't need gear right...