A-town cages ready to roll.
11-18-2009, 12:36 PM
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Re: A-town cages ready to roll.
Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson, Customer:....... Okay, I'll buy from you.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson, Customer:....... Okay, I'll buy from you.
11-18-2009, 12:37 PM
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Re: A-town cages ready to roll.
ATOWN
you dont need a lifetime warranty on a product like atowns. the TS is a bullshit deal. big deal lifetime warranty. when you end up paying 375 dollars for you lifetime warranted cage to get it shipped to you and if it does bend/break and you have to pay another 75 dollars shipping it back and forth you coulda bought 2 atown cages. not that you would ever have to. i dropped my bike on the street at 40+mph and not only does the cage still look mint but my bike came out nearly unscathed. no cage compares to this
Look up a couple of post the one on the 05 636 is the exact same as the 03-04 but if you really need a picture ill have some up in about a week cause a guy ^^^further up the thread just bought one for his minty 03-04 and is gonna snap some good pics for us....
11-18-2009, 12:39 PM
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Re: A-town cages ready to roll.
tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, ted, why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
ted nelson, customer: Go on, i'm listening.
tommy: Here's the way i see it, ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
ted nelson, customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
tommy: 'course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the guarantee fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am i right, ted?
ted nelson, customer: [impatiently] what's your point?
tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
ted nelson, customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, i will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
ted nelson, customer:....... Okay, i'll buy from you.
ted nelson, customer: Go on, i'm listening.
tommy: Here's the way i see it, ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
ted nelson, customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
tommy: 'course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the guarantee fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am i right, ted?
ted nelson, customer: [impatiently] what's your point?
tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
ted nelson, customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, i will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
ted nelson, customer:....... Okay, i'll buy from you.
11-18-2009, 06:42 PM
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11-18-2009, 08:08 PM
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Re: A-town cages ready to roll.
Do you make any for jinxer's? I keep breaking my LED frame sliders and I have uni-strut clamped to my subframe because I let go of my bike when I thought I was gonna go over backwards. I think I'm ready for a round bar too. how much? I need an A-Town make over!
11-18-2009, 08:11 PM
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Re: A-town cages ready to roll.
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11-18-2009, 08:14 PM
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Re: A-town cages ready to roll.
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11-19-2009, 12:13 AM
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11-19-2009, 12:22 AM
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Re: A-town cages ready to roll.
Do it man snag one up while there is a deal save the 40 now and spend it on a buncha booze some other night lol right now it is 210+ shipping which is a steal it will be the last cage you will ever need refer to the pics above for the cage design
11-19-2009, 01:11 AM
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tell your dealer to **** of and buy one of these a-town cages maybe one day he will make one for you "jixter".lol good luck and remember yell yut ughh really loud in your helmet right before you try to clutch it up...
11-19-2009, 04:09 AM
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