epic fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: Lakeland,Fl
Re: epic fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The "NOS Virus" has recently been identified as the single most crippling attack to SkyNet system to date. Little is known of the virus origin, but in 2009 the hacker legend "sti2gsxr" single-handedly hacked a website critically linked to the main internet hub, causing blackouts throughout central Asia and parts of Wisconsin. The site gixxer.com was first introduced to the NOS virus at 3:00pm on 05/19/2009... that's 19/05/2009 to you britts.
The virus is designed to distract global citizens from their daily activities, therefore simply stopping all productivity and development on a global scale.
At this time, there is no known cure for stopping this internet virus, and it has seemed to take on a life of it's own. It has been estimated by webmasters that by the end of 2009, the virus will take over all web pages search engines, and direct all internet traffic to the gixxer.com website. From here, it has been established that hacker legend "sti2gsxr" will simply turn off the internet. When asked why he would ho such a thing... he was sited to say "Omfg noobs. nobody helpz me got my bike to run!" then babbled something off topic about "how could more octane hurt?"
Network analysts are working on a cure, somehow linked to deleting all avatars. While these solutions are tested, it has been recommended by government officials to avoid energy drinks, and use the internet for it's primary functions... searching for **** and playing WOW.
i cnat beleive ive made it to tread page 60.....
The virus is designed to distract global citizens from their daily activities, therefore simply stopping all productivity and development on a global scale.
At this time, there is no known cure for stopping this internet virus, and it has seemed to take on a life of it's own. It has been estimated by webmasters that by the end of 2009, the virus will take over all web pages search engines, and direct all internet traffic to the gixxer.com website. From here, it has been established that hacker legend "sti2gsxr" will simply turn off the internet. When asked why he would ho such a thing... he was sited to say "Omfg noobs. nobody helpz me got my bike to run!" then babbled something off topic about "how could more octane hurt?"
Network analysts are working on a cure, somehow linked to deleting all avatars. While these solutions are tested, it has been recommended by government officials to avoid energy drinks, and use the internet for it's primary functions... searching for **** and playing WOW.
i cnat beleive ive made it to tread page 60.....
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From: MECHANICSBURG P.A.
Re: epic fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the "nos virus" has recently been identified as the single most crippling attack to skynet system to date. Little is known of the virus origin, but in 2009 the hacker legend "sti2gsxr" single-handedly hacked a website critically linked to the main internet hub, causing blackouts throughout central asia and parts of wisconsin. The site gixxer.com was first introduced to the nos virus at 3:00pm on 05/19/2009... That's 19/05/2009 to you britts.
The virus is designed to distract global citizens from their daily activities, therefore simply stopping all productivity and development on a global scale.
At this time, there is no known cure for stopping this internet virus, and it has seemed to take on a life of it's own. It has been estimated by webmasters that by the end of 2009, the virus will take over all web pages search engines, and direct all internet traffic to the gixxer.com website. From here, it has been established that hacker legend "sti2gsxr" will simply turn off the internet. When asked why he would ho such a thing... He was sited to say "omfg noobs. Nobody helpz me got my bike to run!" then babbled something off topic about "how could more octane hurt?"
network analysts are working on a cure, somehow linked to deleting all avatars. While these solutions are tested, it has been recommended by government officials to avoid energy drinks, and use the internet for it's primary functions... Searching for **** and playing wow.
I cnat beleive ive made it to tread page 60.....
The virus is designed to distract global citizens from their daily activities, therefore simply stopping all productivity and development on a global scale.
At this time, there is no known cure for stopping this internet virus, and it has seemed to take on a life of it's own. It has been estimated by webmasters that by the end of 2009, the virus will take over all web pages search engines, and direct all internet traffic to the gixxer.com website. From here, it has been established that hacker legend "sti2gsxr" will simply turn off the internet. When asked why he would ho such a thing... He was sited to say "omfg noobs. Nobody helpz me got my bike to run!" then babbled something off topic about "how could more octane hurt?"
network analysts are working on a cure, somehow linked to deleting all avatars. While these solutions are tested, it has been recommended by government officials to avoid energy drinks, and use the internet for it's primary functions... Searching for **** and playing wow.
I cnat beleive ive made it to tread page 60.....
wtf 
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RED BULL BABY!!!
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DEAD BABIES SYNDICATE
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these make me feel good about myself haha
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Thank you... thank you... My little contribution to the hype of the crazy Nos thread. You should read the one they have an uncyclopedia about diamonds lol. That's how I first found that site... a friend of mine wanted to bedazzle his Lincoln, and somehow we came across that site. Love it. =]
Last edited by pixel 6; May 22, 2009 at 07:40 AM.
