weve all done it
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 341
From: New Castle, Pa, United States
Re: weve all done it
i have been readin FML for over an hour now.. these just get better and better.. Fmylife.com.. i'm glad k7 reminded me of it.. i have had bad days but some of these stories.. holy **** i dont know what i would do lol
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Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 203
From: bmore
Re: weve all done it
haha these sites are awesome never been on em, and goddamn the bitches on here are soo dumb
(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Wheelie Whore
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 544
From: Reading/allentown area, PA, USA
Re: weve all done it
(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
(330): cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
- I had that same taxi driver i SWEAR in Philly....
(330): cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
- I had that same taxi driver i SWEAR in Philly....
Wheelie Whore
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 544
From: Reading/allentown area, PA, USA
Re: weve all done it
From FMlife.com
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
THAT SUCKS!
Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML
THAT SUCKS!
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Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 203
From: bmore
Re: weve all done it
(914): Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" ***** is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 341
From: New Castle, Pa, United States
Re: weve all done it
(914): Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" ***** is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
lol thats funny i had a friend from high school who was a druggie and something similiar happened.. drugs are bad lol .. i dont like em but man that **** was crazy when we got that phone call..
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