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Old Mar 27, 2009 | 04:12 AM
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yeah. another victim of circumstance. more specifically, a victim of a crack head or heroin addict's urge to get their stash. it was stolen in Camden, NJ, and although Camden is the 2nd most dangerous city in america this year, there aren't rings of sportbike thieves around here like there is in south florida and other places. i know this especially because of the fact that at first glance, my bike is a piece of **** compared to other 'factory' bikes...no plastics...a little streetfighter headlight on the front...bashed up cage...some piece of metal extending rearward of the rear plastic...dented in tank (must have dropped something on it)...dirtbike bars...two levers on the left side (must be nice to choose which lever to pull)...compared to that nice bone-stock cbr1000 with ZERO hours put into it mechanically or aesthetically. oh well...i can't blame anyone but myself. i am surrounded by a crackhouse 1 block to the north...a heroin block 3 blocks to the east, meth and cocaine to the west, and a train to the south to bring in all the drug addicts. i mean come on...how retarded would i be to have an alarm system on my stunted out beater 636. not retarted at all if you ask me. boy have i learned my lesson. if you are out there reading this and you stole my 636, let it be known that i will be the first one to admit...if i find you on my bike (trust me, i'll know its mine even if you paint it or put body work on it) i will get out of my car...dropkick you off my bike...bludgeon your head in with whatever i have in my pockets...drag you to my car...put you in my trunk...drive you to the train station...take you out of the trunk and sprawl you out over the tracks before a train is scheduled to arrive. or..........you can avoid a painful death and give me my bike back.
Old Mar 27, 2009 | 04:16 AM
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so anyways...does anyone have a bike for sale? i have about $1500 that i'm willin' 2 spend on a beater stunt bike til i can afford somethin' more. and yes, i already looked in the classifieds...buncha jokers if you ask me. reasonable offers only, please. help a brotha out.
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that sucks man. Camden suck.

Hope you get your stuff back
Old Mar 27, 2009 | 06:13 AM
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yeah. another victim of circumstance. more specifically, a victim of a crack head or heroin addict's urge to get their stash. it was stolen in Camden, NJ, and although Camden is the 2nd most dangerous city in america this year, there aren't rings of sportbike thieves around here like there is in south florida and other places. i know this especially because of the fact that at first glance, my bike is a piece of **** compared to other 'factory' bikes...no plastics...a little streetfighter headlight on the front...bashed up cage...some piece of metal extending rearward of the rear plastic...dented in tank (must have dropped something on it)...dirtbike bars...two levers on the left side (must be nice to choose which lever to pull)...compared to that nice bone-stock cbr1000 with ZERO hours put into it mechanically or aesthetically. oh well...i can't blame anyone but myself. i am surrounded by a crackhouse 1 block to the north...a heroin block 3 blocks to the east, meth and cocaine to the west, and a train to the south to bring in all the drug addicts. i mean come on...how retarded would i be to have an alarm system on my stunted out beater 636. not retarted at all if you ask me. boy have i learned my lesson. if you are out there reading this and you stole my 636, let it be known that i will be the first one to admit...if i find you on my bike (trust me, i'll know its mine even if you paint it or put body work on it) i will get out of my car...dropkick you off my bike...bludgeon your head in with whatever i have in my pockets...drag you to my car...put you in my trunk...drive you to the train station...take you out of the trunk and sprawl you out over the tracks before a train is scheduled to arrive. or..........you can avoid a painful death and give me my bike back.

that seriously sucks... but i'm just wondering.. what do you carry in your pockets that will bludgeon someones head in?? ? ???
Old Mar 27, 2009 | 06:20 AM
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that bike isnt worth much to them cause to get it to the point of being unrecognizable it would cost as much as a new bike! keep your eyes on ebay for parts.
Old Mar 27, 2009 | 06:52 AM
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ebay ?? you think these people are that smart? it's too bad . that bike sounded like it had character
Old Mar 27, 2009 | 09:22 AM
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Man, get the **** up outta Camden, LMAO. I just went to a concert there last week, I did not want to even leave my truck in the Susquehanna Bank center parking lot. ******* project towers and row houses....
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who in there right mind would steal a beater bike wtf
Old Mar 27, 2009 | 09:46 AM
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Someone who wants a stunt bike?
Old Mar 27, 2009 | 09:50 AM
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Camden, NJ - not surprised
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