Darwin... Table for 1 please

 

that sucks you got run over ... but you're alive so I have no pitty for you


sucker

 

i fell out of a station wagon once and got myself ran over and all i got was roadrash... dont know how i got underneath the car but it ran me over...
but i wasnt trying to pee goin down the road.... thats just asking for trouble

 

wish it was on yoUTUBE!!!

 

my god that is hilarious. I just can't even imagine driving down the highway, in the rain, and suddenly a guy falls out of the truck in front of me and his pants fly off and I don't even have time to react.

+1 props for telling the story, god knows I would too

 

That comment was ****** hilarious.+1000 hahahaha Looking over as the driver like where the **** did he go and wtf did I just hit.then oohhhhhh ****. Post up the pics already

 

Actually it was HO-LY-****!!! from my little brother who was also pissing out the Door. He came back inside when he heard the door shut cause he thought I pussied out. Noone else even knew what happened until he said "Casey fell out" and the driver was like "so"... and then he said "OUT OF THE TRUCK!" Then they were worried.

and no insurance was involved. I didnt even go to the Hospital!


No ****...

Me Too

Finally someone understands... this would have made a great video.

Im at work bro... Didnt even miss a day for it

 

peeing at 70 sounds like a lot of **** on the side of the truck?

 

I tried to **** out of the bed of a truck on the interstate once - with a couple other dudes sitting back there with me.

Do not ever try this, until less you like ****-rain storms.

Once you get that drunk **** going it's a bitch to reel it back in too, so we just had to sit back and enjoy it.

 

Bishop

 

haha, thats ******* classic.

 

Exactly. I don't get this story.

You fell out of your own truck, and the driver didn't know? What are talkin here, you fell out the back of a school bus or somethin? And someone else was pissin and swordfightin with ya too? This **** don't make any sense.

I don't get it.

 

So you were redneckin it actually in the BED of the truck????

 

only Dan and Manny can fool around with trucks like that without gettin injuried glad youre ok

 

**** it... concussions are the new bruises

 

go to the ****** doctor dude

 

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no, out of the back door of my ram 1500. They thought I had just got in and figured if they looked back I would be flashing my nuts or something. My lil brother noticed I was gone when he got back in the truck.

 

nah, Im straight dude. Ive been at work all day. I have an appointment next tuesday anyways.

 

this reminds me of the time i was pissing out the back of my space ship, my buddy was driving and didnt know i was back there. he hits the ****** afterburners, totally disintegrates my **** and *****. what a mess, try explaining that one to the doctors in the emergency room. thankfully i was a candidate for an electronic robot **** so now i can punch holes in walls with my ****.

 

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