i have a bad habit of hitting stumps and trees when i ride trails, wheelie into trees that get in my way and stumps hiding in the grass, one time i went to wheelie over a root and the root started moving when i got over it, i slipped off and looked back (it was a big *** turtle who was layin next to a tree) biggest turtle ive ever seen in the wild, that and i ran over a snake one time too....

 

off subject a little but he said he hit a bird with a rock before...i belive him and all but in ky we always drink and drive lol...but when the bottle is empty we try to hit road sings..im decent at it but i got a buddy that drinks so much he became a PRO at it...if there was a contest for it..hands down hed wim..the guy can hit mile makers like 8 out of ten...one time he hit those little rubber things that are painted white and yellow that fall when u hit them...it bounced off it and didnt break until it hit the ground but still sweet...


does anyone elese do that...and im always pissed after i do it because im always gettn flat tires on my bike

 

Yeah i know a kid who can do that, n his gf though she could do it one night and ended up smashing his mirror with the bottle.

but back on subject ive got some stories here. i jumped my warrior in a wheelie a few times and thats a funny feeling. Coming home with the old lady on the back of the bike i watched a bird pretty much commit suicide. stupid **** flew straight at me n i saw it coming so i ducked real quick but it hit. saw some feathers n **** in my mirror. I also had a close call when first trying to wheelie my bike n i wasnt wearing any gloves n it was a gazillion degrees out. went to rip it up and it just shot forward rippng my hands off the bars and she just started slaping back n forth. so i just grabbed them ******* n held on for dear life n somehow managed to come out of it with some ruined boxers.

 

LOL yea!
I used to be a framer and after that I was a carpenter and did remodelling, decks, trim ect. but I would empty my nailbags on the way home at mailboxes, signs, just whatever I'd pass. I got really good at it too, but I was better tossin them out of my passenger window.. I'd just roll it down all the way and set my nailbags on the seat full of "ammo", and take the country roads home. I'd have a ton of mailboxes with little dents in them by the time I made it back! LOL

my buddy hit a bird on his rigid frame chop, and it landed in his lap dead.. he pulled up next to me holding it by the foot and then threw it into the wind! Iv'e hit birds before too, but I'm wearing a full face too! HIs hit him in the shoulders... I also had a wasp go down and sting me in between teh shoulderblades! I almost dropped my bike on the side of the highway stopping and taking off my jacket and ****!!

 

i hit balance point once in a wheelie haha

 

funny so did i

 

I just hit ur mom's box...
LOL j/k

I got that one for ya stock! LOL

 

back in highschool we would hit signs with pepsi bottles and stuff, one day one of my buddies thought it was funny to hit a lady on a lawn mower in the head with a half full pepsi bottle (plastic) while we were driving down the road, her husband tracked us down, and almost killed us like 2 hours later. Gotta be carefull how crazy your friend are sometimes.

 

^^^ o ****...thats too funny...u got lucky kid...

i just to have a fzr600 and u could turn the bike off with the kill switch give it a bunch of gas the start it back up, it would back fire so load, sounded like a gun....so we decided to go scare people, walkn, stoplights, ect...people would fuckn come unglued..until we got pulled over for thrown firecrackers off our bikes...

i told the cops i just got some work done to the bike and it had been setting all year must have some bad gas and backfireing, and how was i gonna light a firecracker on a bike...where the cig liter dumbass..!!

 

a open hole on the ice on the lake going about 40mph

 

 

Yeah...Wasps are no joke. Got stung once dead center of my chest while ridin some pipelines. Worst part was that I was following close behind a buddy on a DRZ 400 so for the first 5 seconds I thought I had been hit with a rock or somethin so he had plenty of time to dig into my skin. **** stung like hell. had to pull over and jerk my clothes off. My friends thought I had gone bat-**** crazy.

 

i was riding some back *** country roads with some friends in kentucky when my bike was full fairing and i was into running turns came around a blind turn and hit a turkey and so did the guy behind me there were like ******* fifteen of them. **** was everywhere blood and feathers

 

Cat...

 

Ah yes the kamikaze turkeys. LoL

 

yes they are...and where is bfe kentucky i thought i lived there lol

 

Outside a **** hole called Glasgow.

 

i t boned a quad wheely'ing my dirt bike across a sand bar once. I ran over a dead squir on my rr last sumer. and thats about it

 

a big a$$ speedbump two years ago on my 750. sucked!!!!

 

my friend broke his neck, arm, collarbone, wrist, back, and ankle doing wheelies(over speed bumps) at the dorms parking lot at Southern Illinois University ridin someone else's F3. Only thing i ever hit was a huge grasshopper that got me in the adams apple doin about 90, i couldn't breath for about 30 seconds and almost dumped my old kawi 600