yep, pretty much. even though you are a dickbag, i had to use the one and only funny reply you ever made, "stuntlife, where the joes talk like pros."

kid i will out ride/stunt you any day, i talk **** because i can back it up. i havent owned a bike in well over a year and can still stunt better that half of the people on here.

why dont you worry about your ***** dropping before you go calling me out?

he has no idea.

wiping is a pretty private affair.

so, im not the only one who ***** with naked with the door open?

do it and do one to find out how many people **** naked.

 

i get totally naked, bring my laptop in for some mood music and usually call a friend for some conversation. i wipe semi standing, i do a little lean forward sorta hover wipe.

 

ever since I was a little kid i wiped sitting down through the middle, one day girlfriend walked in on it and since all she does is talk **** on how i wipe in front of everyone when we're drunk.

try changing a wiping style that you've done for 19 years....

its hard

 

dude, i get completely naked. i even take my earrings out. (no bullshit)

**** that bitch, spit on her and punch her in the face.

 

bro, forward direction wiping is the number 1 cause of dangleberries

 

who does that? women dont even wipe like that. im hammered and thought she was making fun of him for wiping sitting down, not for crotch rotting.

 

yah he said through the middle, unless he has an inspector gadget arm he must be pulling towards the ***** lol.

 

i think im gonna give that a shot when i get home on sunday (im gonna have to hang a mirror behind the toilet though, i cant **** just looking at a wall, or maybe i can, i guess i will find out).

 

uhhh... i don't know about all that.

 

who wipes sitting down? that just sounds unproductive.

 

the superbikes thread has gone all to ****

 

lynn its sad but true, he really does!!!



how u been

 

So I have a window in my bathroom that is pretty high up so that when I stand by it you can only see me from the shoulder up.
What I really like to do is to open that window and very carefully and slowly with one hand jerk off while people walk by and my neighbors are outside.
You have to really keep a straight face and you have to learn to not move your shoulder when you jerk it, nice and smooth.

I actually had a pretty decent conversation with my neighbor (fat chick) about the weather two days ago while I was, unbenownst to her, pleasuring myself.

 

You've seen him ride





I've been good

 

you wipe while still sittin down thats kinda woman like of you hahahaahh

 

It ain't JB.. It's AdrenalineBoyzzz

 

so i went for it and im sitting on my toilet backwards as i type this, im not sure how i feel about it there is enough room for my labtop on the back of the comode tho. and i def dropped some heavy weights and didnt get a splash from the water i think i like it . . . .

 

So wait... you were "pleasuring yourself" to a "fat chick".... during conversation...

I really hope that you were in one of those focused moments where you thought of Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie... or some other hot chick, or the conversation was about you with a hot chick....cause that is so no Bueno my friend.... unless you are into "fat chick"s:YEAH then it's all you!!!

 

Im flattered that someone would go through the trouble to start a new account under my name to see how many people they could get a rise out of, as i figured they same few that just talk about how much better they could do and what they're giving to the sport, blah blah blah.... to the guys on stuntlife with so much talent on a motorcycle and not enough talent on the business side try to do your part in continuing to make the stuntriding world a better place, or keep doing what you are doing to try to keep the sport from growing. Those of you who are smart enough to see a future make your move in this industry while you can cause its going to continue on without you, just look at Darius all this time in the industry and he has gotten virtually nowhere cause he is so focused on drama.
Well no more time for childs play for me, gotta get back to it, got Superbikes episodes to shoot, stunt shows to do and magazine articles to write, oh and a motorcycle shop to run.

Words of wisdom if its your passion then dont lose focus if its not get out before you waste too much of your time.....

By the way the new episodes that you wont want to watch like XDL Indy so on and so forth will start airing Feb 2009'

The Real Jason Britton

 

JB what are your honest thoughts about the wink/be-o-be videos?