stupid harleys
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zippy tie rider
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 92
From: Phoenix, AZ
stupid harleys
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Riders Don't Wave Back
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, and talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.
Stunt 4 life......
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 478
From: Nashua, NH
Re: stupid harleys
I'm with squid! Here's a Harley guy that flipped me off getting on the highway on my r1 :YEAH
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icUpIz_2FJI[/YOUTUBE]
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Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 246
From: Lincoln, NE
Re: stupid harleys
funny post gsxrrocker great way to start a monday
I'm with squid! Here's a Harley guy that flipped me off getting on the highway on my r1 :YEAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icUpIz_2FJI
I'm with squid! Here's a Harley guy that flipped me off getting on the highway on my r1 :YEAH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icUpIz_2FJI
www.cycletreads.co.nz
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,424
From: Auckland, New Zealand
Re: stupid harleys
he did, god damn... and you didnt hold it up for very long at all.
are you sliping the clutch out really slowly or something? if i bounced my motard off the limiter then dumped the clutch id be over the back before i knew what happened!
are you sliping the clutch out really slowly or something? if i bounced my motard off the limiter then dumped the clutch id be over the back before i knew what happened!
hunts and stunts
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,089
From: KC
Re: stupid harleys
craziness... revlimiter clutch ups are the new sickness man you didn't know... just ask wink.
and also I like it how all the harley guys try to wave down low with their hands... I think it must be that the lower you can get your hand the more "outlaw biker" you are or something... haha
+1 on the waving to them like an idiot... if I"m not peekin through my forks and fairings with my hand straight up in the air in a middle-finger champion... then I always wave like the 4H queen of the county fair during the parade! LOL
waving is gay.
and also I like it how all the harley guys try to wave down low with their hands... I think it must be that the lower you can get your hand the more "outlaw biker" you are or something... haha
+1 on the waving to them like an idiot... if I"m not peekin through my forks and fairings with my hand straight up in the air in a middle-finger champion... then I always wave like the 4H queen of the county fair during the parade! LOL
waving is gay.
Say what again!
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 531
From: Alabaster, AL
Re: stupid harleys
Up here, when I see another bike on a smaller road or highway I give the #1 pointing at the ground....... So it won't be confused with hand signal to turn. When I see someone with shorts and/or no helmet (RI is 3 miles away) I give em the big thumbs down........
If I see a chick on a bike, I nod like some *** knight on his rusty steed, and if I wave and don't get a return, I flip off pretty much everyone in between me and my house.
Did I mention I don't ride the streets much?
If I see a chick on a bike, I nod like some *** knight on his rusty steed, and if I wave and don't get a return, I flip off pretty much everyone in between me and my house.
Did I mention I don't ride the streets much?
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 478
From: Nashua, NH
Re: stupid harleys
STOP HATIN' THE CLUTCH UP! u guys r never happy 
i was in the process of turning on my tank cam on, trying to find a way to cut across two lanes of rush hour traffic to get in front a car in that one open lane, then standing up, searching behind me for cops and yes maybe clutching it up CLOSE to the limitter (remember, this is an 04 R1, there is no limit). can't always get it perfect every time with so much going on but I'm pretty good at using my body, throttle and brake control to correct my mistakes. plus I got a pretty cool spontaneous vid without all the chase trucks you guys have.
btw I don't do much highway crap anymore, was way too easy on an R1 but this is about the only vid I have doing a stand-up in the rain not 12 but close and a bit longer than the other
kinda sucks always having to defend myself here cuz i been doin this **** forever and have not gone a day without a sreet bike since I was 19 and dirtbike long b4 that ive done wheelies every single day that i could ride and wasnt hurt. every day i ride to work doing no less than 3 wheelies on the way and cuz i get to work so early i spend another 15 mins doing 1st and 2nd gear too fast wheelies there. for years ive been doing this and on every gd thing whith wheels. hell i still like trying to find bp in a fully loaded shopping cart :YEAH
sure i lost most of u by now but gdammit show some respect!
not only have i been doing this **** since I was ur age (25+ yrs) but have been lucky enough to not get into too much trouble and only a few crashes never hurt another person either and entertained plenty now im almost 50 and when it's time to slow down I find sl Im hooked and guess what im not ready to grow up yet and yes im physically fit enuf to give this one shot have the ***** and desire but could really use some support too. show a brother some love! 
I know i still suck. why im slowin' it down................... somehow
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pA7BnJWIM[/YOUTUBE]
i was in the process of turning on my tank cam on, trying to find a way to cut across two lanes of rush hour traffic to get in front a car in that one open lane, then standing up, searching behind me for cops and yes maybe clutching it up CLOSE to the limitter (remember, this is an 04 R1, there is no limit). can't always get it perfect every time with so much going on but I'm pretty good at using my body, throttle and brake control to correct my mistakes. plus I got a pretty cool spontaneous vid without all the chase trucks you guys have.
btw I don't do much highway crap anymore, was way too easy on an R1 but this is about the only vid I have doing a stand-up in the rain not 12 but close and a bit longer than the other
kinda sucks always having to defend myself here cuz i been doin this **** forever and have not gone a day without a sreet bike since I was 19 and dirtbike long b4 that ive done wheelies every single day that i could ride and wasnt hurt. every day i ride to work doing no less than 3 wheelies on the way and cuz i get to work so early i spend another 15 mins doing 1st and 2nd gear too fast wheelies there. for years ive been doing this and on every gd thing whith wheels. hell i still like trying to find bp in a fully loaded shopping cart :YEAH
sure i lost most of u by now but gdammit show some respect!
not only have i been doing this **** since I was ur age (25+ yrs) but have been lucky enough to not get into too much trouble and only a few crashes never hurt another person either and entertained plenty now im almost 50 and when it's time to slow down I find sl Im hooked and guess what im not ready to grow up yet and yes im physically fit enuf to give this one shot have the ***** and desire but could really use some support too. show a brother some love! I know i still suck. why im slowin' it down................... somehow
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pA7BnJWIM[/YOUTUBE]
hunts and stunts
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,089
From: KC
Re: stupid harleys
your'e allrright dude.... are you sure you aren't wearing a skirt when you post?? take it as some constructive criticism or something stop sweating **** so much!
I know guys, it's hard not to resist when you see him say **** like "chase trucks" and **** like that.ha ha that is so 2001! LOL everyone traded in the chase trucks for roller blades... didn't you know????
And stop being so sensetive!! Imma need your address so I can send you some tampons and kleenex for all the comments after your new little clip! are you steppin in what I'm leavin behind?
are you sure you aren't wearing a skirt when you post?? take it as some constructive criticism or something stop sweating **** so much! I know guys, it's hard not to resist when you see him say **** like "chase trucks" and **** like that.ha ha that is so 2001! LOL everyone traded in the chase trucks for roller blades... didn't you know????
And stop being so sensetive!! Imma need your address so I can send you some tampons and kleenex for all the comments after your new little clip! are you steppin in what I'm leavin behind?
