Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
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From: St. Augustine, FL
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
Holy **** that's alot of **** to read!!!!!!!!!!
Go help promote xdl for a day and come home to this...
you damn kids need to behave when i'm gone.
There's more to the china deal than meets the eye... but it's no one's business except ours. So as i said before, do your thing and i'll do mine.
You think you know, but you only know what you've been told...
But in response to 2 Tone Tony and Cryan Ryan i have now deemed you the Cryan Crew, promote that right and you'll have a bunch of members quickly, well hell, you don't even have to promote it right
Don't you have to know a competitors price for it to be an undercut? plus the fact, i had already set up this trip back in JUNE when i was there....
Also, when i talked to you (Tony) prior to getting confirmation on this trip, you told me you sent them a rediculously high quote cuz you didn't wanna go back, it wasn't worth your time, but yet you come Cryan on hear about not getting it? And as for the riding skill, funny you bust out on graham, who doesn't ride under our name, how come you didn't bust out on e-brake who was at the same comp... ( i think we know why) we'll all be at xdl indy, so show us up and you'll have a legitimant statement...until then, back to the shed....
We don't avoid comps, we make the ones we can and do shows vs comps for guaranteed money...
and as i showed Cryan Ryan in the other thread, the only reason you guys went for the ferrari show was because of e-brake not having his passport yet and us being booked elsewhere...
you both have my # and if you really have problem, you can call and we can try to work out whatever, there's no need for the internet dick swinging contest... as it's been said before, it's petty.....
Go help promote xdl for a day and come home to this...
you damn kids need to behave when i'm gone.There's more to the china deal than meets the eye... but it's no one's business except ours. So as i said before, do your thing and i'll do mine.
You think you know, but you only know what you've been told...
But in response to 2 Tone Tony and Cryan Ryan i have now deemed you the Cryan Crew, promote that right and you'll have a bunch of members quickly, well hell, you don't even have to promote it right
Don't you have to know a competitors price for it to be an undercut? plus the fact, i had already set up this trip back in JUNE when i was there....
Also, when i talked to you (Tony) prior to getting confirmation on this trip, you told me you sent them a rediculously high quote cuz you didn't wanna go back, it wasn't worth your time, but yet you come Cryan on hear about not getting it? And as for the riding skill, funny you bust out on graham, who doesn't ride under our name, how come you didn't bust out on e-brake who was at the same comp... ( i think we know why) we'll all be at xdl indy, so show us up and you'll have a legitimant statement...until then, back to the shed....
We don't avoid comps, we make the ones we can and do shows vs comps for guaranteed money...
and as i showed Cryan Ryan in the other thread, the only reason you guys went for the ferrari show was because of e-brake not having his passport yet and us being booked elsewhere...
you both have my # and if you really have problem, you can call and we can try to work out whatever, there's no need for the internet dick swinging contest... as it's been said before, it's petty.....
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Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 451
From: Riverside California
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
you let me know how far you get when you ride for free every week.... someday somone will ask you to do a show for $ will you turn it down because u ride for free? Don't be ignorant your just looking for a fight. It may not be a good living but its a living.
who makes a living?
Teach,
Joe Vertical
Kane
Darius
Nick Apex
Edub
Ryan s.
Myself
Ac
Pfieffer
Alex Flores
Aaron Colton
the list goes on...
who makes a living?
Teach,
Joe Vertical
Kane
Darius
Nick Apex
Edub
Ryan s.
Myself
Ac
Pfieffer
Alex Flores
Aaron Colton
the list goes on...
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 454
From: Indianapolis, In
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
my wife has 2 problems. one is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. she always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like ****. the other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery ****. one night she pushed me to far.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
im so glad i checked this thread again.....bwwwahaha 
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Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,443
From: anaheim
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
my wife has 2 problems. one is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. she always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like ****. the other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery ****. one night she pushed me to far.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
i am fuckn PISSED because i cant get my bike out of impound due to them charging me 700 that i dont have plus the 250 california wanted to register my bike so i can get it out. not to mention missing 3 days of work to handle this and i still have accomplished next to nothing..... anyway... to say the least im pissed and want to go on a killing spree......
but that **** right there had me rollin... funny ****! no pun intended
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Posts: 2,443
From: anaheim
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
Holy **** that's alot of **** to read!!!!!!!!!!
Go help promote xdl for a day and come home to this... you damn kids need to behave when i'm gone.
There's more to the china deal than meets the eye... but it's no one's business except ours. So as i said before, do your thing and i'll do mine.
You think you know, but you only know what you've been told...
But in response to 2 Tone Tony and Cryan Ryan i have now deemed you the Cryan Crew, promote that right and you'll have a bunch of members quickly, well hell, you don't even have to promote it right
Don't you have to know a competitors price for it to be an undercut? plus the fact, i had already set up this trip back in JUNE when i was there....
Also, when i talked to you (Tony) prior to getting confirmation on this trip, you told me you sent them a rediculously high quote cuz you didn't wanna go back, it wasn't worth your time, but yet you come Cryan on hear about not getting it? And as for the riding skill, funny you bust out on graham, who doesn't ride under our name, how come you didn't bust out on e-brake who was at the same comp... ( i think we know why) we'll all be at xdl indy, so show us up and you'll have a legitimant statement...until then, back to the shed....
We don't avoid comps, we make the ones we can and do shows vs comps for guaranteed money...
and as i showed Cryan Ryan in the other thread, the only reason you guys went for the ferrari show was because of e-brake not having his passport yet and us being booked elsewhere...
you both have my # and if you really have problem, you can call and we can try to work out whatever, there's no need for the internet dick swinging contest... as it's been said before, it's petty.....
Go help promote xdl for a day and come home to this...
you damn kids need to behave when i'm gone.There's more to the china deal than meets the eye... but it's no one's business except ours. So as i said before, do your thing and i'll do mine.
You think you know, but you only know what you've been told...
But in response to 2 Tone Tony and Cryan Ryan i have now deemed you the Cryan Crew, promote that right and you'll have a bunch of members quickly, well hell, you don't even have to promote it right
Don't you have to know a competitors price for it to be an undercut? plus the fact, i had already set up this trip back in JUNE when i was there....
Also, when i talked to you (Tony) prior to getting confirmation on this trip, you told me you sent them a rediculously high quote cuz you didn't wanna go back, it wasn't worth your time, but yet you come Cryan on hear about not getting it? And as for the riding skill, funny you bust out on graham, who doesn't ride under our name, how come you didn't bust out on e-brake who was at the same comp... ( i think we know why) we'll all be at xdl indy, so show us up and you'll have a legitimant statement...until then, back to the shed....
We don't avoid comps, we make the ones we can and do shows vs comps for guaranteed money...
and as i showed Cryan Ryan in the other thread, the only reason you guys went for the ferrari show was because of e-brake not having his passport yet and us being booked elsewhere...
you both have my # and if you really have problem, you can call and we can try to work out whatever, there's no need for the internet dick swinging contest... as it's been said before, it's petty.....
i only know one 2 tone tony, and he did not post here....
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From: TLstunts.com
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
1 MORE THING....then im done...
for all you SL groupies this is just another drama thread. dont believe everything you read. there are only a few people who even know %100 on what the whole deal is with this stupid china deal. not everything is being said and shouldnt be thats called privacy of a buisness. everyone talks about their 'PROFESSIONALISM' but yet post like these come to hand. professionals should deal with buisness issues in a buisness manner. i work at a shop and when a customer gets pissed and goes on all the sportbike forums and starts bashing us, we dont get on their and reply with an argument. why? because its not professional. if you want to be a professional ....act it. oh and you dont have to be the top rider or one of the top riders in the sport to be considered a professional. look it up in the dictionary doesnt say anything about being the best.... this post was not intended towards anyone inparticular ....only those who are guilty of pulling stupid acts like i mentioned about. i have no problem with anyone, and i want it to stay that way. so if someone has a problem with me or something that im actually doing.....please get a hold of me and settle it. its that simple yo. on a lighter note : cant wait to see everyone in my hometown to throw down.
for all you SL groupies this is just another drama thread. dont believe everything you read. there are only a few people who even know %100 on what the whole deal is with this stupid china deal. not everything is being said and shouldnt be thats called privacy of a buisness. everyone talks about their 'PROFESSIONALISM' but yet post like these come to hand. professionals should deal with buisness issues in a buisness manner. i work at a shop and when a customer gets pissed and goes on all the sportbike forums and starts bashing us, we dont get on their and reply with an argument. why? because its not professional. if you want to be a professional ....act it. oh and you dont have to be the top rider or one of the top riders in the sport to be considered a professional. look it up in the dictionary doesnt say anything about being the best.... this post was not intended towards anyone inparticular ....only those who are guilty of pulling stupid acts like i mentioned about. i have no problem with anyone, and i want it to stay that way. so if someone has a problem with me or something that im actually doing.....please get a hold of me and settle it. its that simple yo. on a lighter note : cant wait to see everyone in my hometown to throw down.
11:36:00 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): wanna come to china?
11:36:08 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): dupends on the dates
11:36:24 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): Kareem said:
Pan Delta - Sept 19-21
Kareem said:
CSBK - October 10-12
Kareem said:
FIM Asia GP - October 24-26
11:36:25 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): you got dates?
11:36:45 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): yeah i can do those
11:36:52 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): ok
11:36:55 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): how much?
11:39:55 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): 3600+ all expenses
11:58:54 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): they are saying too high
11:58:57 PM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): i'll do it for 3200
11:59:09 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): they now want to go back to the Chuck option
12:00:55 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): make it 2800 then ****!
12:01:11 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): Ok, I'll send it off now
12:01:47 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): all expenses
12:01:58 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yes, your per diem
12:02:02 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): not sure about horizon cove
11:59:10 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): sorry dude
12:16:15 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): this is a double bummer, I had power tiger lined up to give cash...
12:16:26 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): if was chuck and his bud, we could make money
12:16:34 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): power tiger was going to pay 15k per event
12:16:39 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): and why cant you
12:16:39 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): but not with monster on the bike
10:25:18 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): hey bro
10:25:20 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): sorry
10:25:23 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): got my email?
10:25:25 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): no
10:25:32 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): it's a no go
10:27:15 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): yeah just got it
10:27:18 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): oh well
10:27:24 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yup...
10:27:37 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): if they suck... that's ZIC's problem
10:31:37 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): how much did you book them for?
10:31:52 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): 1500
10:31:58 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): for a month1
10:32:01 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): !
10:32:03 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yup
10:32:11 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): plus expenses?
10:32:40 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): of course
10:32:49 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): 1500 per show
10:33:12 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): no. for the whole gig
10:33:20 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): 4 weeks 3 show
Last edited by Tony L; Sep 5, 2008 at 03:30 PM.
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From: Tell City, Indiana, US
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
my wife has 2 problems. one is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. she always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like ****. the other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery ****. one night she pushed me to far.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
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Posts: 3,139
From: TLstunts.com
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
Holy **** that's alot of **** to read!!!!!!!!!!
Go help promote xdl for a day and come home to this... you damn kids need to behave when i'm gone.
There's more to the china deal than meets the eye... but it's no one's business except ours. So as i said before, do your thing and i'll do mine.
You think you know, but you only know what you've been told...
But in response to 2 Tone Tony and Cryan Ryan i have now deemed you the Cryan Crew, promote that right and you'll have a bunch of members quickly, well hell, you don't even have to promote it right
Don't you have to know a competitors price for it to be an undercut? plus the fact, i had already set up this trip back in JUNE when i was there....
Also, when i talked to you (Tony) prior to getting confirmation on this trip, you told me you sent them a rediculously high quote cuz you didn't wanna go back, it wasn't worth your time, but yet you come Cryan on hear about not getting it? And as for the riding skill, funny you bust out on graham, who doesn't ride under our name, how come you didn't bust out on e-brake who was at the same comp... ( i think we know why) we'll all be at xdl indy, so show us up and you'll have a legitimant statement...until then, back to the shed....
We don't avoid comps, we make the ones we can and do shows vs comps for guaranteed money...
and as i showed Cryan Ryan in the other thread, the only reason you guys went for the ferrari show was because of e-brake not having his passport yet and us being booked elsewhere...
you both have my # and if you really have problem, you can call and we can try to work out whatever, there's no need for the internet dick swinging contest... as it's been said before, it's petty.....
Go help promote xdl for a day and come home to this...
you damn kids need to behave when i'm gone.There's more to the china deal than meets the eye... but it's no one's business except ours. So as i said before, do your thing and i'll do mine.
You think you know, but you only know what you've been told...
But in response to 2 Tone Tony and Cryan Ryan i have now deemed you the Cryan Crew, promote that right and you'll have a bunch of members quickly, well hell, you don't even have to promote it right
Don't you have to know a competitors price for it to be an undercut? plus the fact, i had already set up this trip back in JUNE when i was there....
Also, when i talked to you (Tony) prior to getting confirmation on this trip, you told me you sent them a rediculously high quote cuz you didn't wanna go back, it wasn't worth your time, but yet you come Cryan on hear about not getting it? And as for the riding skill, funny you bust out on graham, who doesn't ride under our name, how come you didn't bust out on e-brake who was at the same comp... ( i think we know why) we'll all be at xdl indy, so show us up and you'll have a legitimant statement...until then, back to the shed....
We don't avoid comps, we make the ones we can and do shows vs comps for guaranteed money...
and as i showed Cryan Ryan in the other thread, the only reason you guys went for the ferrari show was because of e-brake not having his passport yet and us being booked elsewhere...
you both have my # and if you really have problem, you can call and we can try to work out whatever, there's no need for the internet dick swinging contest... as it's been said before, it's petty.....
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From: Riverside California
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
my wife has 2 problems. one is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. she always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like ****. the other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery ****. one night she pushed me to far.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
i would believe 5 or 10 marbles... but 100... that may be a little much .. still made me laugh pretty hard though 
Precison Performance Co.
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 880
From: Youngstown, OH
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
my wife has 2 problems. one is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. she always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like ****. the other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery ****. one night she pushed me to far.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
OMG!!! still balling......
Registered User
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 941
From: Tell City, Indiana, US
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
i am fuckn PISSED because i cant get my bike out of impound due to them charging me 700 that i dont have plus the 250 california wanted to register my bike so i can get it out. not to mention missing 3 days of work to handle this and i still have accomplished next to nothing..... anyway... to say the least im pissed and want to go on a killing spree......
but that **** right there had me rollin... funny ****! no pun intended
but that **** right there had me rollin... funny ****! no pun intended
THE HEADLINES WOULD SAY TWO GUYS NAMED KYLE AND GRAHAM ARE ON A KILLING SPREE AS WE SPEAK AND WHEN WE GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO ASK THEM WHY THEY SAID THEY ONLY WANTED TO RIDE THERE BIKES IN A EMPTY PARKIN LOT! BUT THEY COULD'NT!!! REASON NOT KNOWN WHY......WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON THE HOUR EVERY HOUR!!!
GRAHAM
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 16,296
From: Denver, ColoRADo
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
my wife has 2 problems. one is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. she always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like ****. the other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery ****. one night she pushed me to far.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
she was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and i tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking **** about how i'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
after she went to sleep i couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. i wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. so i got an idea
i went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. i could just image her reactions when you **** marbles the next morning. i lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. about a hundered in all. i got so excited i jerked off then giggled myself to sleep.
the next morning i woke up so excited i couldn't stand it. i made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. she did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. i was in there brushing my teeth. usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. she sat down and let it rip.
she dam near had a heart attack from the noise. the marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. she turned white as a sheet and stood up. still shtiting all over the place. marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. it took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. she said " what the ****" i just laughed and laughed as she packed her **** and left.
i really do kind of miss her though.
Registered User
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,443
From: anaheim
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
WE COULD GO ON THE KILLIN SPREE TOGETHER SINCE WE ARE BOTH PIST ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO STUNT!
THE HEADLINES WOULD SAY TWO GUYS NAMED KYLE AND GRAHAM ARE ON A KILLING SPREE AS WE SPEAK AND WHEN WE GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO ASK THEM WHY THEY SAID THEY ONLY WANTED TO RIDE THERE BIKES IN A EMPTY PARKIN LOT! BUT THEY COULD'NT!!! REASON NOT KNOWN WHY......WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON THE HOUR EVERY HOUR!!!
GRAHAM
THE HEADLINES WOULD SAY TWO GUYS NAMED KYLE AND GRAHAM ARE ON A KILLING SPREE AS WE SPEAK AND WHEN WE GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO ASK THEM WHY THEY SAID THEY ONLY WANTED TO RIDE THERE BIKES IN A EMPTY PARKIN LOT! BUT THEY COULD'NT!!! REASON NOT KNOWN WHY......WE WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON THE HOUR EVERY HOUR!!!
GRAHAM
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im ready!!!!
and its only been a week!!!
and im probly not gonna be able to afford it for atleast another week... an its only costing me more everyday.... ***** so damn ridiculous!im a sadddddddd panda
Registered User
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 1,470
From: St. Augustine, FL
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
I've delt with your boy more than once on this deal. told him what was up last time so everyone can see what the truth is
11:36:00 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): wanna come to china?
11:36:08 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): dupends on the dates
11:36:24 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): Kareem said:
Pan Delta - Sept 19-21
Kareem said:
CSBK - October 10-12
Kareem said:
FIM Asia GP - October 24-26
11:36:25 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): you got dates?
11:36:45 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): yeah i can do those
11:36:52 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): ok
11:36:55 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): how much?
11:39:55 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): 3600+ all expenses
11:58:54 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): they are saying too high
11:58:57 PM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): i'll do it for 3200
11:59:09 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): they now want to go back to the Chuck option
12:00:55 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): make it 2800 then ****!
12:01:11 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): Ok, I'll send it off now
12:01:47 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): all expenses
12:01:58 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yes, your per diem
12:02:02 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): not sure about horizon cove
11:59:10 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): sorry dude
12:16:15 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): this is a double bummer, I had power tiger lined up to give cash...
12:16:26 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): if was chuck and his bud, we could make money
12:16:34 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): power tiger was going to pay 15k per event
12:16:39 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): and why cant you
12:16:39 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): but not with monster on the bike
10:25:18 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): hey bro
10:25:20 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): sorry
10:25:23 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): got my email?
10:25:25 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): no
10:25:32 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): it's a no go
10:27:15 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): yeah just got it
10:27:18 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): oh well
10:27:24 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yup...
10:27:37 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): if they suck... that's ZIC's problem
10:31:37 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): how much did you book them for?
10:31:52 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): 1500
10:31:58 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): for a month1
10:32:01 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): !
10:32:03 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yup
10:32:11 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): plus expenses?
10:32:40 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): of course
10:32:49 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): 1500 per show
10:33:12 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): no. for the whole gig
10:33:20 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): 4 weeks 3 show
11:36:00 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): wanna come to china?
11:36:08 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): dupends on the dates
11:36:24 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): Kareem said:
Pan Delta - Sept 19-21
Kareem said:
CSBK - October 10-12
Kareem said:
FIM Asia GP - October 24-26
11:36:25 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): you got dates?
11:36:45 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): yeah i can do those
11:36:52 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): ok
11:36:55 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): how much?
11:39:55 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): 3600+ all expenses
11:58:54 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): they are saying too high
11:58:57 PM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): i'll do it for 3200
11:59:09 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): they now want to go back to the Chuck option
12:00:55 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): make it 2800 then ****!
12:01:11 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): Ok, I'll send it off now
12:01:47 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): all expenses
12:01:58 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yes, your per diem
12:02:02 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): not sure about horizon cove
11:59:10 PM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): sorry dude
12:16:15 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): this is a double bummer, I had power tiger lined up to give cash...
12:16:26 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): if was chuck and his bud, we could make money
12:16:34 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): power tiger was going to pay 15k per event
12:16:39 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): and why cant you
12:16:39 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): but not with monster on the bike
10:25:18 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): hey bro
10:25:20 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): sorry
10:25:23 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): got my email?
10:25:25 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): no
10:25:32 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): it's a no go
10:27:15 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): yeah just got it
10:27:18 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): oh well
10:27:24 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yup...
10:27:37 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): if they suck... that's ZIC's problem
10:31:37 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): how much did you book them for?
10:31:52 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): 1500
10:31:58 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): for a month1
10:32:01 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): !
10:32:03 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): yup
10:32:11 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): plus expenses?
10:32:40 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): of course
10:32:49 AM Anthony Levesque (tony@tlstunts.com): 1500 per show
10:33:12 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): no. for the whole gig
10:33:20 AM Kareem (bg.kareem@hotmail.com): 4 weeks 3 show
Registered User
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 941
From: Tell City, Indiana, US
Re: Undercutting Other Riders !!!!
SINCE I CAN'T RIDE IT WITH ONE HAND VERY WELL......NOT TO MENTION RIDE OF THE CENTURY IS IN TWO WEEKS AND THAT IS GARUNTED TO BE THE BEST EVENT YOU EVER WENT TO!!! ITS THE ONE TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN US RIDERS CAN **** ALL OVER THE COPS!!!:YEAH FREE PLACE TO STAY
FREE BIKE TO RIDE
FREE TRIP TO ST. LOUIS FOR THE ROC
FREE TRIP TO INDY FOR XDL
HITCH HIKE ALL THE WAY TO INDIANA TO HANG OUT WITH GRAHAM PRICELESS!!!
GRAHAM
