it all started with a phone call that later turned in to phone sex, but when it was all done graham left burger king after showering and brushing his teeth and headed towards the arch!!!















so tom tom is telling graham how to get to the crib and around 230 he walks in the front door to be welcomed by fido




he then walks in to my room and finds me and my girl watching th OC







well sense i got hurt and graham had to stop for gas he got me a card and a present "what a swell guy, thanks buddy"










then we molested my dog which ends up happening alot that day




so now its about 5 so we get in the g-ride and head to hooters for bike night

 

guru is so fat!!!!



more random pics







i felt the need to pants him and show everyone his hairy ***

 

if thats the end....thats the shortest guru story of all time




......spoke too soon, but didnt need to see a mans ***....a girls *** yes, but not a mans ***

 

well in my eyes "friends who care share"




not sure what he is about to do but it looks bad

 

so kinda gets weird when we both head to the bathroom

 

Man *** or not, good coverage. Could've at least countered the man *** with girl ****!

 

pure genious right there!

 

so kinda gets weird when we both head to the bathroom











so after graham had his photo session i had to wipe off the soap on his nips and sure enough some dude walks in as im in mid stroke!!! i wonder what he was thinking




well after the bathroom he decieded to head home so we got in the van and headed back to my house






bye hooters :-(

 

IDK RANDOM



WELL AFTER BEING ON MY FEET ALL NIGHT IT LOOK NASTY SO I HAD TO CLEAN IT OFF










AND WELL IM ALLREADY IN THE BATHROOM WHY NOT JUST GO



IS IT WEIRD THAT IM EATING CAKE????





TRYING TO GET THAT LAST ONE OUT



THATS MANDY

 

WELL BACK TO MOLESTING THE DOG

















AND WHEN MANDY IS BEING BAD LIKE FIDO SHE ALSO GETS PUT IN THE CAGE

 

AND NEW TO THE GURU STORY IS PICTURE CRIBS, SO COME ON IN AND TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT MY HOME LIFE



WELL FIST YOU KNOW HOW "WE DO IT" WITH THE PLASMA YEAH ITS A 27" BUT IT LOOKS BIG ON THE WALL AND I KEEP IT CLEAN



NEXT WE GOT THE KITCHEN ALWAY'S GOT TO HAVE A BOTTLE OF TEN HIGH





THIS IS WHERE WE CHILL AND BBQ ON THOSE COOL SUMMER NIGHTS PROPAIN BABY... HANK HILL WOULD BE PROUD




HERE'S WHERE I KEEP THE KEY'S TO THE OLD SCHOOL FORD

 

WELL THIS IS WHERE I KEEP THE TOY'S



ON SOME NIGHTS I PUSH IT OUT IN THE DRIVE WAY SIT ON THE HOOD DRINK BEER AND WATCH THE STARS




WELL NOW ON TO WHERE THE BABY MAKING HAPPENS






NOW LETS GO TO THE WORK OUT ROOM







WHEN EVER WE HAVE PEOPLE OVER I INVITE DJ SWITCHBACK CRASH TO SPIN ON THE TABLE'S







RANDOM

 

WELL THE FIRST EVER PIC CRIBS IS NOW OVER GET OUT OR FIDO WILL **** YOU UP












WELL AFTER A LONG DAY WITH TWO GIMPS THE GURU STORY IS NOW COME TO A END











THE END NOW YOU CAN POST

 

hahahhaa you guys are awesome!!!!

 

God dam Kosi was right, Steve your ****** crazy ,,, but thats you i guess:YEAH

 

put up some pics of the back of that van i'm about to wall off my conversion the same way

 

You guys are a ******* riot. Where's the picture of you with your finger in your dog's ***? Don't be shy.

 

thats hilarious, i was laughing the whole time basically

 

there is always a man *** in a guru story and i have learned to block it out because the rest of the story is always worth it but now with the dog abuse im gonna have to block guru

 

lol awesome story