spoondogg

no he did. he was going that thing that squids do where they do like 135 past us, then slow back down to 70, and then can only go 60 around a corner. while we were just chillin at like 95 the whole time.

and yeah 250. one other person plus the tank of a bike we were on.

spoondogg

sorry bro, that deer was pretty dead. i'll try to get some pics up soon

PLAYA-P

ahhh that was fun to read lol

Unknown_Tom

I'm sure the deer died instantly..................the next day.

Nascency Chris

did kelm move to cali???

-nelson

I am in my office laughing my *** off, whaat a story everyone shows such concern . anyways, at least ur ok kid.

Sicc0

holy **** dude thats siiiiick, u ****** lucky .... i was driving through a dark NJ highway to my friends house one night, i have acrebis lights so i cant see more than like 5 feet in front of me and all of the sudden a ******* racoon runs across the road, i hit it, it bounced of my front tire it was funny but scared the **** outta me i cant imagine what you were feeling when u saw that deer

Sicc0

+1 lol ... but damn how could they last this long with someone behind you holdin on ... i understand its his brother but that long ...

Towlieee

300 miles doubled up with a DUDE?!


My 'dude' friends are lucky to get a ride on my bike if their car breaks down and they NEED one

kntmare181

spoondogg

ha, my brother, different time, hit a jack rabbit on his dirtbike, rabbit got sucked into the wheel, went around in the spokes 2 or 3 times, then got tossed out hit the radiator, and just flopped onto the ground. funniest thing i've ever seen

Suicidl

nut to butt for 326 miles

TL MILLER

it was THE MANdem tesosterone!! ripped the deer right in half

f4ibry

matt u kno the rules....
1. dont post kelm-like, mandem, deer killer stories on stuntlife! haha

glad ur koo tho dude, did u ride this wknd?

spoondogg

i'll most likely make it down next weekend. i was trying to find a way to get down there, but my dad took his chopper to a show, and then this **** happened

f4ibry

well im bringin back '04 and ridin my bike to the spot again....

sold my truck!!

Juca

provided you bring home deer? of deer can have a good lunch!!!

spoondogg

my brothers friend went out and got the back straps. we actually shot a wild bore at my cousins house before we hit the deer, so we got that instead! :YEAH

squidlicious

^plus 1 there were only 2 times I had a dude riding bitch. One was my brother broke down and he had the beer, so i decided to get the beer home quick and scare the **** out of him at the same time. I told him to hold on but he didn't want to look gay so he almost fell off and barely saved himself.
The other time my dealer didn't have his car so I had to give him a ride to get my ****.

***, grass, or cash. One was for beer and to scare my brother, the other was for drugs. follow the rule and you'll be straight

Nappy

Yeah, You're lucky. I hit a deer in April 02 with my GIRL on the back. 85mph. 2 in the morning. She bartends and I picked her up. At 100 I only had a split second to see a whole ****** herd in the middle of the highway. I sideswiped one and immediately flipped. I don't know how it went, but my armpits were bruised from her flyin over me. Shattered her pelvis and collarbone. Busted my collarbone. After finding my girl wadded up on the side of the freeway, I found my bike mashed to **** out in the lanes still. Hurried and dragged it with my one good arm. Then when a car finally showed up a few minutes later, I almost got hit by the car tryin to wave it down. To make it worse, I called the cops. Luckily I had my phone in the side pocket I didn't land on. No ambulance for like 15 minutes. But 5 Highway Patrol cars came flyin up quick as hell. They were total ********. I asked where the help was, and they said "oh, usually noone makes it when they hit a deer that fast on a bike. We thought it was a call from a witness or something." I was pissed.

The only good thing to come out of this was the deer getting fucked up worse. I had black shiny **** fur on my bike at the time. Remember, it was 02. But the front plastics fur was so full of blood and tan fur that there is no way that deer made it far. :YEAH


Glad you came out ok. HOMO! jk