Today i took my bike on a test ride to make sure everything was working ok (i just finished fixing it since some dumb hag hit me at a red light). On my through my small little town, a kid sittin on the hood of a brand new mustang threw up his middle finger at me. I pulled in thinking that it was somebady i knew... but this dumb **** starts mouthing off in front of all of his friends saying "Look at this guy".."Hey man... i bet you think you're cool just cause you got a bike huh?". Real casually i took off my helmet and i said, "you know... i feel bad for dumb ***** like you who ride around in dady's car and try to act cool". Now seriously... hear me out... i was already about to pull off but then this fat *** said.. HE SAID...FROM HIS OWN MOUTH... that he would have my *** in a half mile drag.
Anyways... the 929 done its job well. I probably broke at least 170 but my bike is geared down so the spedometer is off. I didnt even see his car when i passed the 1/2 mile mark. I just wanted to share my story with other people who would feel as bad as i do for a guy who thought a stock mustang could beat a bike.

 

lol......

 

ive gotta tell u man, something similar happened to me but it was just some stupid *** kid talkin ****, when he cut me off i flicked him off, he pulls to the side of me at a red light and runs his mouth, xcept u have more patience than me obviously, cus i got off and hit him in the ****** mouth a couple times and then he peeled off running the red light arent people ********? i tend to rage on punk asses that think theyre bad haha, but good on ya

 

there are very stupid people in this world nothing new

 

That's so weird... the same thing happened to me too!

Except he whipped out a ghetto blaster and threw down some cardboard and we had a break fight! You know, with genuine. bone-a-fied, breakdancing!!!!!



I won.:YEAH

 

no respect for the willing eh? kids gotta learn

 

wow. stock mustang? thats about as dumb as you can get

 

people honestly try to race me all the time..and its the dumb *****'s in the lil honda hatchbacks (dont get me wrong those things if tuned correctly can be fast as ****) that always wanna race. its annoying...

 

shoulda done circles around his car or merk step'd on his hood

 

 

I like to ride right next to them then smoke their *** on one wheel... love the look it gives them

 

YSRrider, ur from illinois stfu. not everyone is a bitch like you

 

No, probably not, but YSRrider wins the stoppie avatar contest between you two.....

sorry.

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! the difference is, my stoppie was rolled out (nothing special that time) yours is some squidly (grab ahold of the front brake right before you come to a complete stop) just a tip..... when you do those gay little endos, right before the back tire slams down, pull the clutch in and tap the rear brake so the back tire stops and doesnt make that god aweful noise, people will be slightly more impressed and THINK you know what you are doing.

 

they think they are fast and cant even hit 100 i beat them on one wheel..i beat a golf turbo in a wheelie..

 

Your calling someone else a squid when you don't wear a helmet in your avatar?

Btw I still don't believe I've seen any video of you 'rolling it out'

 

better have a fast car to race a bike... or race a squid lol

 

racn cars on a bike is a dumb

 

YOU SHOULD OF PULLED UP BY HIS CAR AND GAVE HIM A CHAMPION THEN GRAB HIS KEYS AND TAKE OFF!!!..... THEN THROW THE KEYS IN THE DITCH! :YEAH THATS HOW I WOULD OF HANDELD IT!
OR JUST GO HIT ON HIS GIRLFRIEND! CAUSE YOU KNOW SHE WANTS A RIDE!

 

+1 circle to hood merk is the best answer