Blue and reds dance off of the trees on the backroad I was on. I had decided to take off from a car that suddenly popped practically against my bumper in the middle of nowhere. So almost a mile later, and I'm thinking, was that a ******* cop. I stopped, took off my helmet, and pulled out my information.... He shows up, pulls a gun, and slams me into my bike knocking it over (in the grass). I'm in cuffs, back of Marion County(FL) sheriff's car, and a CRPD (Crystal River) shows up that remembered me from football and knew I was in the service. A little BS, a little pleading, and thank god for small town politics. I didn't charge them for scratches and a broken lever, and they let me off with an 87.00 ticket for failure to obey a traffic control device. Listed on ticket 126 in a 55. Still have the ticket today, 8 years later! I was near my parent's house, and they heard the chopper and saw it beaming near their house, so they flushed all their weed in a state of paranoia. OOPS, sorry dad, didn't mean to do that!

Love the Police
**** COPS
If you know what i mean

 

Ftp!!!!

 

I saved hundreds on my insurance by...Shifting to third and runnin from the pigs...We all know it was coming... figured i'd be the first to drop it

 

rode a sitdown past a cop last night, without lookin back i took off and hit about 120 in a 35... only to find out later from some guys i was riding with the red and blue lights never came on and he didnt even ******* chase me... WTF!

 

Doing a rolling burnout through town showing off to some locals i see the blues from an ally behind me. i get just out of town when he catches up. walks up and asks why he pulled me over, im like umm i was revving my engine? ******* ideot say uhh? yeah and lets me off with a warning.

LTR (Love the Retards) :YEAH

 

the red and blue lights came on.....

Usually that means your high beams are on and your FI light is on

 

<<<<< iz a City Cop!!!

 

and what do you do when you see someone up on one wheel on the interstate?