teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
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teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
Yo this dude is having the worst time.... first off, he didn't get his flight info until 5 pm on monday... the flight departs at 6 am on tuesday....
Then he has to play musical chairs with all of his bike parts and ends up rocking a handbrake and chain in his sprocket.... which brings his bag down to the magic weight... 69 pounds... which is still an extra $30
Then after he gets strip searched.. He realizes he left his helmet at checkin.... see ya in 30 minutes!
Then he orders breakfast... can't decide what sausage he wants... or if he wants the regular strawberry odwalla smoothie, or the strawberry banana one... all at a modest cost of..... $27.86
Finally we eat and we are on the way to our terminal... I need to sit by a plug so I can charge my phone.... well since everyone wants to sleep by all the plugs, it takes forever to find one... when we do its in a corner between two 4 seater booths, each has 1 person on the opposite end, no biggie right.... I sit down, as teach is pulling his backpack off... obviously hurting from the extra weight of the chain and hb.... this old 70 year old burburry wearing gremlin gets up and sits on the end where teach is about to sit, pushing him outta the way like a little bitch... so he is standing there stuttering, staring at her in disbelief and she looks up at him from her tiny 4 foot 2 inch frame, behind those wire rimmed glasses a fire brewed... she says "and what?!" I start dying laughing... teach just got punked by an old *** version of annie!
Hard knock life indeed....
To be continued....
Then he has to play musical chairs with all of his bike parts and ends up rocking a handbrake and chain in his sprocket.... which brings his bag down to the magic weight... 69 pounds... which is still an extra $30
Then after he gets strip searched.. He realizes he left his helmet at checkin.... see ya in 30 minutes!
Then he orders breakfast... can't decide what sausage he wants... or if he wants the regular strawberry odwalla smoothie, or the strawberry banana one... all at a modest cost of..... $27.86
Finally we eat and we are on the way to our terminal... I need to sit by a plug so I can charge my phone.... well since everyone wants to sleep by all the plugs, it takes forever to find one... when we do its in a corner between two 4 seater booths, each has 1 person on the opposite end, no biggie right.... I sit down, as teach is pulling his backpack off... obviously hurting from the extra weight of the chain and hb.... this old 70 year old burburry wearing gremlin gets up and sits on the end where teach is about to sit, pushing him outta the way like a little bitch... so he is standing there stuttering, staring at her in disbelief and she looks up at him from her tiny 4 foot 2 inch frame, behind those wire rimmed glasses a fire brewed... she says "and what?!" I start dying laughing... teach just got punked by an old *** version of annie!
Hard knock life indeed....
To be continued....
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Re: teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
Yo this dude is having the worst time.... first off, he didn't get his flight info until 5 pm on monday... the flight departs at 6 am on tuesday....
Then he has to play musical chairs with all of his bike parts and ends up rocking a handbrake and chain in his sprocket.... which brings his bag down to the magic weight... 69 pounds... which is still an extra $30
Then after he gets strip searched.. He realizes he left his helmet at checkin.... see ya in 30 minutes!
Then he orders breakfast... can't decide what sausage he wants... or if he wants the regular strawberry odwalla smoothie, or the strawberry banana one... all at a modest cost of..... $27.86
Finally we eat and we are on the way to our terminal... I need to sit by a plug so I can charge my phone.... well since everyone wants to sleep by all the plugs, it takes forever to find one... when we do its in a corner between two 4 seater booths, each has 1 person on the opposite end, no biggie right.... I sit down, as teach is pulling his backpack off... obviously hurting from the extra weight of the chain and hb.... this old 70 year old burburry wearing gremlin gets up and sits on the end where teach is about to sit, pushing him outta the way like a little bitch... so he is standing there stuttering, staring at her in disbelief and she looks up at him from her tiny 4 foot 2 inch frame, behind those wire rimmed glasses a fire brewed... she says "and what?!" I start dying laughing... teach just got punked by an old *** version of annie!
Hard knock life indeed....
To be continued....
Then he has to play musical chairs with all of his bike parts and ends up rocking a handbrake and chain in his sprocket.... which brings his bag down to the magic weight... 69 pounds... which is still an extra $30
Then after he gets strip searched.. He realizes he left his helmet at checkin.... see ya in 30 minutes!
Then he orders breakfast... can't decide what sausage he wants... or if he wants the regular strawberry odwalla smoothie, or the strawberry banana one... all at a modest cost of..... $27.86
Finally we eat and we are on the way to our terminal... I need to sit by a plug so I can charge my phone.... well since everyone wants to sleep by all the plugs, it takes forever to find one... when we do its in a corner between two 4 seater booths, each has 1 person on the opposite end, no biggie right.... I sit down, as teach is pulling his backpack off... obviously hurting from the extra weight of the chain and hb.... this old 70 year old burburry wearing gremlin gets up and sits on the end where teach is about to sit, pushing him outta the way like a little bitch... so he is standing there stuttering, staring at her in disbelief and she looks up at him from her tiny 4 foot 2 inch frame, behind those wire rimmed glasses a fire brewed... she says "and what?!" I start dying laughing... teach just got punked by an old *** version of annie!
Hard knock life indeed....
To be continued....
Re: teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
hahaha
I'm right down the street. I should swing by
I'm right down the street. I should swing by
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Re: teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
teach just got punked by an old *** version of annie!
Hard knock life indeed....
To be continued....[/quote]
I can bring the girl that played annie (Alicia Morton I am friends with her) in the remake of disney's annie for teach. I bet she would punk him also. lol She might be 4'3" if she is lucky. LOL
Hard knock life indeed....
To be continued....[/quote]
I can bring the girl that played annie (Alicia Morton I am friends with her) in the remake of disney's annie for teach. I bet she would punk him also. lol She might be 4'3" if she is lucky. LOL
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Re: teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
OHHHHHHHH poor baby!!!!
Tell that little beatch to come back up here and deal with all this snow that he missed this year and then you can say he has it bad!!! hahaha
"Teach is GAY"!!!
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Tell that little beatch to come back up here and deal with all this snow that he missed this year and then you can say he has it bad!!! hahaha
"Teach is GAY"!!!
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Re: teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
its all good Teach had a nice session out here in the bay! haha
even got 1 person to clap for him!!
its coo Teach when it rain it pours!!
even got 1 person to clap for him!!
its coo Teach when it rain it pours!!
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Re: teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
The saga continues...
So barely 5 minutes after my last post we get called upon to board the plane... teach is ahead of me in line and as we enter the plane he is looking at his phone... "excuse me sir, you should really pay attention" says the stewardess... so he is dogged already
We get on the plane and the guys ears are popping so he is talking (very loudly) about this time that he got a hand job on a plane, everyone is staring... I'm like dude stfu!
Then we fly through soo much turbulence that its impossible to sleep.. Obviously it was brought on because of the teachers lucky spree
Once the turbulence dies off, teach goes to use the bathroom, getting reprimanded by another stewardess for attempting to use the first class head...... wow!
So we land and he is hungry, so we grab bagels... I opt for a fresh made one.... not that great.. Teach opts for the quicker route.. The saran wrap roast beef bagel in the freezer is calling his name... well $11.23 later.. Teach has soggy bagel pieces, wilted lettuce, tomato mush and I fatty piece of roast beef.... and a slight cash of diahreaahhhhhh, which leads us to the next problem
Teach just went to use the bathroom and they were out of toilet seat liners.... ladies watch out! Daytona here we ***.. Lol
We have about 45 minutes until we leave charlotte, I can't imagine anything else will happen in that time, but we will see
To be continued...
So barely 5 minutes after my last post we get called upon to board the plane... teach is ahead of me in line and as we enter the plane he is looking at his phone... "excuse me sir, you should really pay attention" says the stewardess... so he is dogged already
We get on the plane and the guys ears are popping so he is talking (very loudly) about this time that he got a hand job on a plane, everyone is staring... I'm like dude stfu!
Then we fly through soo much turbulence that its impossible to sleep.. Obviously it was brought on because of the teachers lucky spree
Once the turbulence dies off, teach goes to use the bathroom, getting reprimanded by another stewardess for attempting to use the first class head...... wow!
So we land and he is hungry, so we grab bagels... I opt for a fresh made one.... not that great.. Teach opts for the quicker route.. The saran wrap roast beef bagel in the freezer is calling his name... well $11.23 later.. Teach has soggy bagel pieces, wilted lettuce, tomato mush and I fatty piece of roast beef.... and a slight cash of diahreaahhhhhh, which leads us to the next problem
Teach just went to use the bathroom and they were out of toilet seat liners.... ladies watch out! Daytona here we ***.. Lol
We have about 45 minutes until we leave charlotte, I can't imagine anything else will happen in that time, but we will see
To be continued...
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Re: teach having horrible bike week, send him your best
boo whoo, i am sick on a bike . boo whoo i can eat burger king all day long and be ripped . bbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooo ffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiggggggggg gggiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooo
i get paid to ride
and finally bo who i get to play in the sun while some people live with there mom cause there broke and 2 feet of snow
i get paid to ride
and finally bo who i get to play in the sun while some people live with there mom cause there broke and 2 feet of snow
