ok so bare with me here.... this is going to be a long but great story!!!


ok so it started with us leaving st louis sometime around 10 pm for florida.... so i took a xanax to get some good sleep time


then i woke up and we were like 2 hours from orlando

so as soon as i get up steve decides to tell him what he plans on doing to apex when he sees him



so then we get to orlando.... and i forgot to mention we rolled 5 deep in the truck... which sucked so for about 8 hours our boy trudt rode in the back with the bikes


so we got there and rode a bit that weekend.... track wasnt open yet so monday we decided to go to the beach......


to be continued.......

 

so we decided to go to the beach since it was freezing back home we wanted to be fun tourists!!!


so we get to the beach and have some fun

i found my long lost uncle there

i was also scared to get my shoes dirty


so i took them off

we played......



then steve had to take it to another level


so we buried him!!


of course after he got out of the sand he had to touch himself


while all this was going on someone got a pic of a random camel on the beach..... weird!!






to be continued.....

 

then steve wanted to get the sand off of him so he went for a swim....



that didnt get the filth off of him ( nothing ever will) but he tried hard anyways....




no words for these.... guess he found some video games




we even had time to do a chainsaw on the beach....


then we showed a cop some of the pics


this is what i ate for dinner that night!!!


i almost forgot.... steve met some girls in florida..... want happens in florida stays in florida..... well he did bring some stds home but shhhh he had some already

 

How can you just stop in the middle of the story. Lifetime never does this!!

 

bwahahahhaa

 

now that you got my attn please carry on

 

ok now here are some riding pics.....

here is me riding apex's bike giving him some ideas for his run...


another of me on his bike... i gave him alot of ideas that weekened


here is apex on my bike trying to do tank dangler circles


here is me showing apex how to do spreader O's on his bike


he is me on Dan Jacksons bike showing him his bike can drift.... remember dan its not the bike..... its the rider!!!

here is one of me doing some smooth circles on dans new 636


also got a couple of shots of me giving shin some ideas for his run!!!

his 636 sucks!!!


showing him how to get some lean

 

now after killing their bikes everyone wanted me to ride their bikes to see if their bikes could do wheelies...

so after little colton came and begged i got on his bike and showed him how it was done....




then kane came begging me to ride his so i rocked a couple of stoppies and a sitdown circles.... i must say that was the nicest pink bike i have ever rode......




he tried to do a stoppie after i showed him how but he wasnt having much luck

 

so steve took his clothes off alot ..theres a surprise......lol

i would hate to be the next guy that played that video game

 

then i have mitch come up to me begging.... he wanted me to help him with his stoppies he thought he might have a chance at getting some good ones....


so i showed him where to roll at if he wanted to win!!



he did ok.... he almost got as far as i was rolling on his bike..... but he won anyways.... then after i showed him how to stoppie his bike he asks me to ride the r6
so i show him how to kick tnecks *** on flamigos

then i just rock some hc Os for fun on the r6


then begs me to give him some tandem advice since i am the mantem champion... so gixxie gets on the r6 with me and i give them some tips...




mitch was so thankful



now i got dan coming up to me at the lot begging me to ride his.... i must say his bike felt great before the wreck!!!



he was also very thankful!!

he tried to ride mine but he couldnt get the front wheel up.....

 

wow i like the camel toe! i mean the pics i like the pics! haha great story! wheres the trip back?:YEAH

 

hahahhahaaaaaaaaa I almost **** my pants

 

can i buy this story in pop-up book form???

 

so the next day at the track booooobash comes up to me with tears in his eyes.... he says guru... i feel like my run is ok but i am missing burnouts.... can you please help me....

and if any of you has seen his sweet face with tears there is no way to say no to him... so i gave him one of my secret burnout tricks...

standstill burnout


jump to rl


so then bullo comes to me begging for some of my midwest style.... so i hop on his bike


so i ride it for a min and parked it next to the trash can cause that was the biggest/ newest piece of **** bike i have ever been on!!!! come on bullo your west coast.... clean your **** up!!!

so after i get off his bike destiny.... (Bill D's girl) comes over begging me for a ride.... she just wanted to know what it felt like to hold onto a real man on a bike.... so i took her for a spin..... or 2


here is just a random pic of me fixing dans stupid bike.... damn you apex.....

apex slept in this the night before the comp... he said it was for good luck....


nick.... next time wear 2


so team event was up so i had all the guys from team hai grab me and beg me to help them come up with a run....


of course they won... i helped!!!

 

good story so far..

 

ok so we get to the lot after that night.....

rockstar come up to me and says . yo yo yo guru yo ridmybikehomieitsthedirtyshitmanyoyoyocomeonbooyac ha

so here is me getting off his bike since it was such a **** box.... still love ya ronny!!


so finally i get away from everyone and get a chance to ride my own bike




so mitch sees me do this and begs to me teach him how on his bike... so of course i showed him how..

 

I LOVE THIS SHIRT!!!!

 

hahaha thats funny stuff i hope no little kids walked into that arcade when u guys were in there theyd be scarred for life

 

this story sounds so dreamy.. almost like a fairy tale..

 

sorry back to the topic....
so i tried to steal a golfcart..... but they didnt let go of me



ok now back to the lots at night...
tiggeepooo is working on one of the bikes he broke.....


now #2 isnt alone.... there is also someone else madly inlove with borne......

razor!!


me and gary shared a moment... or 2




ian loves anything he can pet.... so watch out kids!!!


the frenchies showed us the most funnest game ever!!!




sometimes in the right light my bike looks good!!