Niice!!!

 

when clint eastwood films a western n shoots a fake gun bad guys die on general principle
clint eastwood wears shitkickers to kick the **** outta anyone who gets in his way
clint eastwood is never lucky punk, he just makes it work with little effort

evil kinevel didn't do wheelies... he invented them
evil kinevel never did the same trick twice, it wasn't his style
evil kinevel had to take his bike in the air cus he got bored with the streets

 

What are you talking about? Nobody intimidates Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast and tops them with toxic waste, just to start the day off right

 

no doubt , chuck norris once had cancer but looked in the mirror and scared it out of him.

 

chuck norris counted to inifity......twice..

 

chuck norris does things wrong and they re write the instructions on it according to chuck norris perfection

 

"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist."
ohhh man hahaha

 

chuck norris doesnt get his hair cut, he tells his hair how he wonts it go grow... and besides no razor or scissors can cut anything on chuck norris

 

Clint Eastwood is just a **** that Chuck Norris took, long, long ago

 

when chuck norris was born he had sex with the nurse that delivered him, it was only the third time he had ever had sex.

 

50outlaw, so did you buy a big bike so that when you talk ****, people cant be like "dude you ride a fiddy!" ha ha- just playin man- looks good! post up some more pics when you get it together!

 

forgot, you know chuck norris supports huckabee... is that like cheating or something!? ha ha- damn hes the man...

 

haha no... i had a 636 like a year and a half ago and had to sell it due to some legal issues...

and now i will be back very very soon bitchez....

btw

chuck norris can eat a rubix cube and **** it out solved

if chuck norris is late, time better slow the **** down

 

chuck norris wasn't born, he just appeared one day out of a cloud of greatness

 

when i was a freshman in highschool me and my friend went down to florida wit my parents and we went to this restaurant in missippi on the way there and this dude walked in with the little badge and boots and everything and we called him walker texas ranger and they kicked us out the restaurant... i guess they take that **** seriously

 

ummm...

chuck norris does not **** around....

i figured you would have known that by now

 

chuck Norris blows he doesnt do his own stunts

 

how many total gyms do you have to buy to get chuck norris at your campain rally?

 

Tell that to Chuck Norris!

 

you know whats funny... i just happened to wear my chuck norris t shirt today that reads..... "there is nothin to fear but chuck himself"