You guys are brutal.

 

 

+10

 

 

If you hang off the side of your bike trying to drag your knee on even the easiest curve..

 

You might be a squid if you ask me if I can do a "nose wheelie".

 

you might be a squid if your from O-TOWN

ahahahah i crack me up

 

here we go... (true stories)
- you roll through a parkin lot rubberneckin in every direction revin your bike caus your a attention *****
- you've had a mint 12-bar on your bike ALL summer
- you rev your bike 8 million fukin times at every red light
- i'm in my car and you pull up next to me actin like a bad *** and pop the fron tire 1' off the ground and speed off like your'e the ****
- you wash out right next to me at a light TRYIN to do a "donkey kick" stoppie
- you ride around w/ your helmet half way on your head
- you roll up to the spot EVERY week w/ a trick @ss stunt setup and just watch everyone else in ahh
- you looped out and said "did you see that 12?!?!"
- you photoshop a pic to make it look like you can wheelie/stunt
- or even worse...you take this picture on the wheelie machine and crop it to try to look like you are doing a wheelie

 

thats awesome

 

What the hell else u supposed to do wit your gear? i'm not leave-n no jacket outside at a mall. If i' there on my bike it's to kill time lookin at **** cuz i'm meeting up with some more riders or i'm buying some shoes, shirt, pants or sumthin like that, that can get in my backpack. And hellz yea i match so all the hookers can jock and so other riders think i'm squidly, challenge, and get they sideburns split up

 

O yea, Summer of 07 is Officially Squid/Poser Wig Split-n season. If you see them out on the Streets/Freeways try-n ta act all bad *** especially in front of some hoez, GIVE IT TO UM! Then come post up and tell us all about it lol.

 

people that ride around with a towel taped around there shifter so they don't get there sneakers scuffed

 

You are a squid if after seeing some slow wheelies you walk over and say "thats nothin, my buddy can do that at 80mph"

 

^^^^^^ thats a good one. but they can, haha

 

Or the people who love to rev the hell out of their bike to rev limiter when the engine is at room temperature, also very popular in Orlando is the helmet on side of seat instead of head, and instead of safety glasses or something shatterproof they wear their designer hater blocker sunglasses, Lowering your bike and extended swingarms

 

This thread is freakin hilarious...I used to do a lot of this stuff...I still think I might say pop a wheelie every once in a while..lol

Anyway, I hate the squids that hit me up on myspace (gayspace) that have a brand new minty bike asking to ride with me sometime...then I tell them I don't ride on the streets and they tell me, "well I can do wheelies"...meanwhile they have a picture on their myspace with their helmet on in their living room...

 

sorry about the thread jacking, but u better be ready to ride the streets tomorrow joe

 

wait a minute, ur on GAYspace for these guys to hit u up??

 

Aww come on now..I seen your old power wheelie pics on myspace...lol

J/k bro. we're ridin the lot, then streets tomorrow night...can you take your bike on the streets?

((((sorry for jackin the thread again))))

 

DAAAAMN!!! i forgot about that ****!! LOL. i'm takin that pic down TONIGHT!!! i gotta tighten my chain on my RR before i take it out and ride it hard. it's madd loose. i can come stunt for about an hour then i gotta help my son with his homework. i'll be free again after 8:30 to go ride though.

(cosign on jackin this great thread)