you might be a poser/squid if......
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From: .
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
Originally Posted by DENIRO600
If you have never rode a bike and come into my shop saying I need a 1000 because 600 are to slow! Or you say my buddies 600 will do 190 he does it all the time. So lets get this right your buddies 600 will do 190 but you need a 1000 because 600 are 2 slow. What a bunch of squids. Then when I tell them that 600 will only do about 170 ish with stock gears they say bull crap! How about standing on your seat on the highway with your *** way up in the air and your still holding on to the handlebars. That actually happened to me. So I went by him about 80 ish in a christ acro just for laughs then I reached down grapped a hand full and walked away on one wheel seat stander style.
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Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
or if...you think wearing a flat brimmed hat ****ed to the side with a famous shirt, bandannas everywhere, and some baggy jeans makes you a stunter, nevermind whether you can ride or not.
...you think you're the effing MAN/ballin' outta control because you just got the new R1RRGSX1000CBR Ninja (leased for $129/mo) and you look down upon those guys on those busted old bikes. If only we could all be as elite as you...sigh
EDIT - I can't even say c0cked???
...you think you're the effing MAN/ballin' outta control because you just got the new R1RRGSX1000CBR Ninja (leased for $129/mo) and you look down upon those guys on those busted old bikes. If only we could all be as elite as you...sigh
EDIT - I can't even say c0cked???
"bitchen"
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,388
From: in the DFDub.....TX
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
..... if you cant tell the guy who posted the 140mph power whoolie thread was joking.
i guess im a squid b/c i joined in 06' even though i have been riding since i was 9.
i guess im a squid b/c i joined in 06' even though i have been riding since i was 9.
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 249
From: Halifax N.S.
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
Your a Squid if your this guy....for sure,….check out the snap up pants and furred Mohawk
http://streetpunishment.net/vids/Magic.wmv
http://streetpunishment.net/vids/Magic.wmv
Last edited by Randy S; Dec 4, 2006 at 09:33 PM.
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From: richmond mo
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
Originally Posted by Randy S
Your a Squid if your this guy....for sure,….check out the snap up pants and furred Mohawk
http://streetpunishment.net/vids/Magic.wmv
http://streetpunishment.net/vids/Magic.wmv
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Joined: Aug 2006
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From: P-Town, NM
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
you might me squid if you buy a mint 05 gsxr 750 stunt it out, and loop a 50mph sit down power wheelie and say you where trying to do that, so youd get the feel of scrapping. true story jackass destroyed the bike. that **** was classic.
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Joined: Aug 2006
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From: P-Town, NM
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
Originally Posted by Vetter
OMG this was so perfect this guy just sent me a squid request on gayspace...
check out the sick acro combos.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=1494428428
check out the sick acro combos.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=1494428428
THAT SH/T WAS GANGSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Joined: Aug 2006
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From: P-Town, NM
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
OHH I GOT 1!
someone shows up to your spot on a bling blao f4izzy, stunted with a cage, bar, even a fullthrottle HB, and the first question he ask you is how do you clutch it up ? ?
someone shows up to your spot on a bling blao f4izzy, stunted with a cage, bar, even a fullthrottle HB, and the first question he ask you is how do you clutch it up ? ?
I Have Too Much Free Time
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 12,735
From: Diddleboro , MA
Re: you might be a poser/squid if......
Originally Posted by gixxerpilot750
You ARE a squid if you wear your riding jacket to a party/bar and definitely didnt ride your bike there. Seen it way to many times. Its funny every time.
6 pages of posting & this is the MOST true! I call those myspace hero's. Holding their helmets, wearing the jackets - and they took thier mom's explorer to the party. HHHAHAHHA
