you will be eatin prks all daaaayyy long with that. they hand them out like candy here

 

thats the bigget *** bruise i've ever seen!
that **** must hurt like a muthaaaaa.. whooo wheeeeeee

 

okay, got some good news. doc looked at the xrays and said worst case scenario is a fractured tail bone that will heal by itself. the bruise, he said, prolly came from a single popped vein that saturated the surrounding tissue with blood. all i can do is ice, ice, and more ice. even at work i have to ice my a$$. so i'll be doing my desk job with a ziploc bag full of ice stuffed in my pants. the problem is keeping that damn bag on my *** while i'm laying down. it keeps sliding off!!! i'm also so numb that i cant even feel the bag sliding off. i have to keep looking back to make sure it's not laying beside my purple/black ***. on top of that, i can't find a bag large enough to cover the entire area. i'm also madd swollen. i currently have a jlo booty. also, a girl that i date is coming in from out of town to spend the weekend with me. how am i gonna do the do without grossing her out?!! i figure i'll just have to walk away from her backwards.

as far as ur comments, okay, i'll make that my avatar. lol at the baboon, amputation, birthmark, black ***, etc statements. i needed those laughs, seriously. when i did the wheelie, i think i may have given it too much rpm. i thought i gave it the same rpm as usual but i probably slipped the clutch pretty efficiently, and the rpms just happened to have been too much. i just couldnt slam that rear brake hard enough, fast enough. and yeah it hurt like H-E-L-L. it knocked the wind out of me. stupidly, i actually went and drank that same night. trust me, the hangover made it all so much worse. feelin better now though. i looked at ur boy's bruise, crtch. right about now i wish mine looked like his. thanks for all the wishes, yall.

 

I also went down on a wheelie and messed up my tailbone was down for a while. It never once looked like that though. Glad to hear nothing serious lol. Love all the support the forum gave you!!!! Hehe Best of luck

 

i know. i felt like i had a ton of moms reading all these posts. felt good reading all of them though.

prks are startin to kick in. nuthin like pain killers, man.

 

thats nothing! ill have my buddy post his pic of his *** after a bad coaster on a banked track... he still cant sit right

 

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnnnn

 

are u serious? well, that does make me feel a little more greatful for not having had it that bad. how long ago did that happen?

 

Trash bag will cover it???!!!
Wait for like a week, then the bruise will start to seep down your leg.... no ****. Oh and if there is any kind of lump it will take a while to go away... I got a hematoba on my *** and the doc said it will take atleast six months to down.... Well it went from the size of a baseball to a golf ball(after a year lol)

 

yeah, i'm doin the trash bag thing right now. the doc said the more i ice it the faster it'll heal. he said a month, minimum. i really hope the bruise doesnt travel down like u say, cuz that'll be madd gross. lump?? fuhgetaboutit, i have an *** on top of my *** now. how long til u were able to ride again? my main concern is gettin back on. i'll be takin it madd light on the throttle though. i cant believe this happened off of just 5 or 6g's rpm!!!

 

damn man glad it wasnt worse. hope you can ride again soon. good luck with the lady.

 

well, the doc said the only restriction is the pain, so i'll prolly be able to jump back on in a week, if his predictions on my healing are accurate. i'll still have a colorful *** (don't take that as a gay comment!!), but the swelling and the pain should be gone by then... i hope.

 

damn that looks bad...My friend did that when we were in middle school trying to jump off my deck into the swimming pool and landed on the concrete. Had to sit on a donut for a month..

 

ouch. now that sounds painful.

 

dude, that is the most bruised *** i have EVER seen. How do you even wipe?

 

that's what she said??

 

hahahahah

 

wow, that bruise is brutal. i don't know if i wanted to see that....glad you're ok though! well, as ok as you can be with that monster bruise

 

ohhh daaaaamn... you straight fukced yo **** up niggaaaa! hahahahhaa:YEAH

sitdowns are gay, until you learn standups, then they're sweeeet.

you know who needs to look at this thread, is foxyladyf4i... cause she tried to learn clutching up sitdown from real slow and she busted her tailbone and wrist and had to have surgery.. I'm gonna PM her and tell her to look at this thread and give her

 

All I keep hearing in my head is Half Baked " Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy Black ***, why you not do that sooner! " Glad nuthins broke on ya though, and always better when ya can laugh bout it afterwards.