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Old 08-22-2006, 12:34 PM
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Went down like a dork, lol

SO yesterday my bro and a buddy of mine went to a parking lot to teach my g/f how to ride the honda rebel. We started doing rolling burn outs and wheelies on it. Then when we had enough teaching and horseplay we went to Chipotle for a quick bite. After we went outside and finished eating we started jumping out bikes off a curb like you would a BMX bike. But we had a real short stretch till we had to get on the brakes. The first few jumps went ok. We'd throttle the front up just before leaving the curb. WEll the last time I grabed a handfull of front brake and locked the front wheel up and accidentally rolled on the gas. Needless to say I went down hard, saw that I was going to hit the curb and could only think in the split second "Oh ****, this is going to hurt, thank god I have my helmet and jacket on." as I landed on my left elbow, I rolled over and slammed into the curb with my right asscheek and my helmet ( i think) visor snapped off (Curb was hard!). That **** hurt but was kinda funny. I got up trying to catch my breath and laugh at the same time. Now I have some rash on my legs (was wearing jeans) and a sore, swollen asscheek. My *** looks lopsided! Any how all in all it was a good learning experiance and coulda been worse. Im not to pissed about it, **** happens just gotta learn from it. Looking back it was kinda funny . Now I need to get a beater bike that I can mess with and leave the FZR out of it. maybe a wrecked f4i, hmm... or maybe the FZR now...



Edit: my cousin worked/closed the chipotle and no one else was around. Thats why we were
f-ing off

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Re: Went down like a dork, lol

this is kinda like the story about making out with your cousin....you just shouldn't tell anyone.
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Re: Went down like a dork, lol

maybe your bro and your buddy should have been teaching you how to ride too.

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^learn from experience?
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^learn from experience?
your comments blow ballz like the whoolies you make
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your comments blow ballz like the whoolies you make
it wasn't even aimed at you.. and u leave yourself wide open with making a comment about blowin ***** dipshit
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Old 08-22-2006, 07:24 PM
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it wasn't even aimed at you.. and u leave yourself wide open with making a comment about blowin ***** dipshit
^^<<<< then why put this and you still svck at makin whoolies
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cuz we were typing at the same time. yours happen to pop up first... i don't even make whoolies anymore
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cuz we were typing at the same time. yours happen to pop up first... i don't even make whoolies anymore
thats cool, but if i were you i would have stopped a while ago
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I Know, It Took Public Ridicule To Make Me Realise I'm Far Better At Drinking Than Riding
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^learn from experience?
no i grabbed that from alex's bio..
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I Know, It Took Public Ridicule To Make Me Realise I'm Far Better At Drinking Than Riding
thats no reason to stop making whoolies you got to be good at drinking to be good at whoolies.
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Re: Went down like a dork, lol

stupid question, what the heck is a whoolie?
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Re: Went down like a dork, lol

aka wheelie......
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Re: Went down like a dork, lol

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no i grabbed that from alex's bio..
i talk about making out with my cousin in my bio?
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no i just made that up....funny right?
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no i just made that up....funny right?
nice squidly avatar picture of a bike in a garage
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should i put up a picture of me crashing my old gixxer????
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should i put up a picture of me crashing my old gixxer????
yea that one your gf took is awesome :YEAH
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