Borne

Alright, I don't know how anyone else feels but lately it seems to me that there are a lot of dumb questions being asked. I'm not trying to hate on anyone, but whatever happend to just trying a trick out? Do people think that if they ask the question they'll get a golden answer and the trick will just come to them naturally? What questions irritate you guys on here? The most recent one I can think of was....

"How do you use two fingers on the clutch and handbrake?"

Seriously, go the f*ck out to a lot and try it. WTF is up with that?

KF_Chris

it's all the lazy *** internet stunnas. One kid asked a question and flat out admitted to not even tryin to find any info for it. if it's something like pulling through to 50-50, I'm curious how people are doing it. but "which RPM/speed can I wheelie at?" or, like you said, the handbrake thing. tire pressure, and a lot of things are all trial and error.

s0nofg0d

how can i ride a wheelie?

Borne

yeah hear you there. Most of the things you do should be your own preference.....its what gives you your certain style. Fawking internet stunnas.

Borne

Alright, you're gonna take it up to about 8grand and dump the clutch. Guarantee you'll do a wheelie.

At a show last night, some guy asked me to check his oil for him. I was like.....um, what?

KF_Chris

I ***** it up, but I'm broke for another few days and had to rebuild a little of the bike from a wreck. I never asked a ton of "stupid squid" questions.
I know that they're new and "we should help new stunters out to make the sport grow" but DAMN.....read the stickied threads here before you ask those dumbass questions. or a local stunter.

s0nofg0d

why did he not know how?

3824

borne you are such an *** ... gosh

Borne

....how to check the oil? Don't know. It was some dumb **** on an 80's style cruiser. Had the dipstick just like the car. He was like..

Crackhead: "I'm outta oil can you help me out?"
Me: "Yeah, I've got some, but what are you running in there?"
Crackhead: "I dunno. Something I got from Autozone."
Me: "You're running car oil in there?"
Crackhead: "Yeah, why?"
Me: "That's probably why your clutch is running like ****. How much oil do you have in there?"
Crackhead: "I dunno, didn't check it."
Me: "Thought you said you were low?"
Crackhead: "Thats what my boy told me. Can you check it for me?"
Me: "Um, why don't you check it for yourself?"
Crackhead: "I don't know how to do it, can you do it?"

Went back and forth with him for a little while then he tries to get me to change his oil during the show with my oil. I was like fawk off **** head. What the hell is with people? I don't have enough time to change my own oil let alone yours. Get to steppin focko.

Borne

How do you do one of those christ thingys I've been hearing about?

How's the head btw?

KF_Chris

hhahahaha
he wanted your oil? that's jacked anyway you look at it.

RuntStunts

So then do I need to schedule my bike in with you, or can I just hit you up at the next show?

3824

I learned from you








head feels a little better today thanks buddy

Borne

Fawkin d*ck

Borne

Yea, I was thinking of not even riding at shows anymore. I'll just be the mobile oil change station.

FARMER BOYZ

Nice I See The Farmer Boyz Logo On Your Bike Thanks!!!!!!!!!
When Do You Have Some Time I Have My Own Oil But Have 2 Dirt Bikes And A Gsxr That Need To Be Changed After This Weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!j/k

Borne

I can't wait to get the vid from ford. The open arms to the crowd is priceless. :YEAH

RuntStunts

all you need is a wrench and a drill. Tell them that the mess is theirs.

No warranty, no guarantees!!!

DBOUNCE1

you could do quite a few in a night just yse the cheapest shittieest oil you can find

AntwanRTTG

Next time just tell the moron to just add some water until he can get it changed.