SOMEONE STOLE MY MERCEDES OFF THE LOT TODAY. I JUMPED IN FRONT. CHASED HIM. BLOCKED HIM. HE TRIED TO RUN ME OVER, I DOVE OUT OF THE WAY. 19 COPS CHASED HIM, SHOT AT MY CAR, CAUGHT HIM. IT WILL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS TONIGHT


KIRK NEWCOMER = DRAMA.. WHO ELSE DOES ALL THIS **** HAPPEN TOO

 

Just Showed It On The News......bullet Holes, Raming Sheriff Cars, Watch Wgal 8 Tonight At 11

 

WTF. Seems like crazy **** hangs on you.

 

damn... hello insurance.. did the guy die?

 

Unfortunately not. It was all over the news for a few days, though. And I saw your mug on the WGAL website!!

 

http://www.wgal.com/news/9372899/detail.html?taf=lan

 

I know someone famous!! Can I have your autograph??

 

Send Check Or Money Order For $2,495.oo To
934 N. Queen St.
Lancaster, Pa 17602



For $4,595.99 You Would Get A Signed 8x10 Glossy

 

'cheap heaps' .... that's awsome!

 

I'll pass, thanks. Unless you come and clean my house for a year for that price.

 

oh my gosh, you're sooo famous! will you sign my boob!

 

Ya our name def. gets some attention. but you can't forget it.

i am always willing to sign boobies. i'd print, cursive or caligraphy wich ever you'd prefer

 

you can just scribble all over them if you'd like

j/k

 

its been a week and i still haven't heard anything from the police?! i'm calling and they are acting like im pestering them. my payments due and i don't want to send it until i know whats going on. so im stuck. thank god i bought the hoopty or i'd be ridin the bus

 

lol

thats crazy man dude just took off from the dealership in a benz!

what'd u tell ur boss? like hey boss u know that benz ya some fukin maniac just tried to run me over and took off with it haha

 

And the worst part was...it was Kirk's Benz!!!!
There's your mug, someone posted it!!

 

my ear looks really big in that pic. the could have at least photo shopped it

 

Bwaaahahaha!!! Didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Thanks, Dumbo!!!

 

ya i do have feelings you know, and they can be hurt

 

Just getting back at you for all those comments you used to make to me on here!!
I'm sorry. There, do you feel better??