what does this sponsor provide???
haha

 

Dildoes....

 

Phillyneck, I could do amateur, right?? I have never competed before.....

 

That makes two of us then... never competed, unless you want to consider the SW team event, but that was far from a competition.

When it comes to it, I've never received money or compensation for riding my motorcycle. I think that classifies me as an amateur.

 

Since there's no real parameters for amateur vs. pro I'll give out some guildelines.

-If you have made money legitimately riding a motorcycle you're a pro. Example....(not talking **** just an example people will understand) If Dman came to the event he would be a pro. wouldn't place in anything but pro for sure.

-competed in stuntwars.....except for that kid on the busa in 05....he can still be amatuer.

-a great understanding of handling the bike. tech game. circles, combos, stoppies, acros, burnouts. You might not have every trick but you have a bag of tricks or at least you can do some of these things. of course if someone came out and said they're sick at burnouts and that's it...amateur. Or I can do a backwards christ deactivator to feet over, but couldn't torque off a wheelie to save my life, you're amateur.

-my discretion. If I know who you are (and I know pretty much everyone who's good enough to be a "pro".) and you should be a pro, you're a pro.
Basically nobody who's known as being a sick rider will slip through the cracks as an amateur. Now if I have no clue who this kid is....never seen him in a vid, never heard of him before, hasn't done shows w/ others and I don't see him rippin high chair circles at 60 mph before the contest then he's an amateur. If he ends up cleaning up and winning the amateur event then goddamn he deserves it. Now he's a pro

There's obviously a million variations to all these things I've said, but that's just a few ideas I have as to how to determine someone's rank.

Everyone pretty much knows what a pro rides like. we all know each other because the sport is still small.. All the up and comers that nobody knows yet who discretely kill it deserve to do the amateur thing.

-if your stunt show consists of any of these as the main feature and nothing more technical then you're an amateur and probably dangerous in this 800' allotment.
1) 60+ mph power wheelie
2) 9' stoppie from 100mph
3) 10 mph stoppie to noseplant with a wigsplit chaser
4) gorrilla scrape to ballslap/faceplant
5) when someone says they're good at circles then does some of the shadiest circle burnouts ever seen by man
6) if often times you become separated from the bike....you and the other riders don't know why it happened....how ever to the crowd you're the finest stuntman ever

there's some guidelines. the fine line of pros and amatuers will be defined on the spot.....if you are "that guy" 1-6 please come and you will be an amatuer.

Now the last man standing is going to be a mad house with "that guy" everywhere probably with battering rams on their bikes.

That said, I suggest you build a bike specifically for the last man standing contest!!!!!!! IT MUST BE 2 WHEELED ONLY and @ 599+ cc's no quads, 50's etc. some motards are ok.

It must not shoot sharp stuff, or be armoured with sharp stuff. Cannot blow flames or flamable/oily substances (on purpose)....cannot blow up (on purpose)....must not shoot bullets or rocks. no jousting

OK:

armor
mustard
mayo
water balloons
hot dogs (italian sausage ok)
brake covers
killswitch and key disabled
fog machines
flux capacitor (restart the game if you fall)
frisbees
cookies

If enough people enter we'll run a confined area and multiple qualifiers leading up to a grand finale battle royale I'll be wasted by then!!!!

 

I wanna announce last man standing from the back of someones bike!!!

 

Full auto/Semi Auto, 240 FPS, 100 rd clip and shoots at 600 rds per minute.....

 

so your good for 10 seconds and then you get the **** kicked out of you

 

240,garbage.mine shoots 450 Fps

 

Trust me I'm all about well placed shots...


Preferably in the neck, cheeck, inner thigh, back of the knee, ears and so on...

There are it's about how much you ammo you lay down it where it hits.
It's over when I get my green gas pistol.....

 

yea me to.I punch right in a mouth...

 

ouch! inner thigh!

 

i just ordered this t shirt yesterday! (for real)

 

this comp sounds awesome

 

Thanks for the guidelines phillyneck.... if I can make it, ill be there to enter the amatuer comp!!!!

Joseph
SIC Riders
SoCalStunts.com

 

If I see your @$$ hucking 40 mph sprocket scraping circles after u sign up for amateur I'm gonna make you play with the big kids!

 

Thats garbage!! I'm an amateur, ask everyone....

Alright, thats how you want it. Then I'll just have to school some big kids then!!!

 

Well then its settled... I can't do circles... So that makes me an amatuer....hahaha

 

tony you riding out? what about kendall/mikey/dano?
me/james/***** are mob'n up. they are riding i'm pose'n (cause that's what i'm good at) let me know so we can have a gumball to northern ca.

 

i can enter amature then cause i can only go 20 mph or so :YEAH